2024-05-03 at 9:46 PM UTC
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Have Roy ever been in loce
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Originally posted by Solstice
On the plus side you could just sleep inside her cavernous ruined vagina after that
Kafkas is the perfect size for concealing a 1750 ml bottle of the cheapest vodka available in Ireland
Like a tauntaun...and ill pretend my dick is a lightsaber.
I have a couple chicks who I trained to take a 32oz beer bottle. There's pics around here somewhere
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I've done that with a chick before.
She was drunk and her pain threshold was too high and didn't bring up the fact her orifice wasn't quite ready for such plundering.
Fucking ruined a good sleeping bag...
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That's why I'm not a cop.
That brush would be impaled up her palate
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
The numbers don't mean anything when someone in London or Vienna just plain made them up.
Boy, I wonder how the Ukrainians are targeting Russian ships so well?
I've been doing some reading and it looks like they used a US P8 for a few
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2024-05-02 at 5:23 PM UTC
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Supreme Bilbo First Class
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2024-05-02 at 11:36 AM UTC
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anguish
Originally posted by Kinks
this went downhill quick lmao
Going down is the best place to go
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1. Stfu and post nude selfies
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2024-04-30 at 4:24 PM UTC
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The I51amic art of taqiyya
I see you a deceptive nigger religion and raise you another deceptive conniving nigger religion:
All vows, and prohibitions, and oaths, and consecrations, and konams and konasi and synonymous terms,[5] that we may vow, or swear, or consecrate, or prohibit upon ourselves, •from the previous Day of Atonement until this Day of Atonement and …• ♦from this Day of Atonement until the [next] Day of Atonement that will come for our benefit.♦ Regarding all of them, we repudiate them. All of them are undone, abandoned, cancelled, null and void, not in force, and not in effect. Our vows are no longer vows, and our prohibitions are no longer prohibitions, and our oaths are no longer oaths.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kol_Nidre
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2024-04-30 at 2:59 PM UTC
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I think I could have had it
Originally posted by Iron Ree
if you quote loaded his posts in a tab before he deleted them and then had a nap and woke up and posted them that's fucking BASED!!!! i've done that a few times and it hits the dopamine receptors just right which is how you know we are not bullies and are all good moral people for shaming & archiving this kind of behavior
I do that all the time. I start replying to a post then get distracted or have to address more pressing matters then come back to finish
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2024-04-30 at 2:23 PM UTC
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I think I could have had it
Originally posted by Warcry
the reason I reminisce about the past and this not even long ago because literally i met no one or met a few totally lame 15-16 yr olds the last year which resulted in nothing but online shit tlaking about my age etc. and literally not even kissed hugged nothing no one since like that redhead last august and i know i dont even have the energy for it anymore ot look for them or hit on them often or just tired of trying. and im tlaking about 16 yr olds. i never had the balls to really hit on or tlak to anyone lower aged i jsut always panic like someone across the street wills atre come by and ask some quesiton like what r u doing sir with her or jsut put me on the spot and ball up all nervous and shit 16 is fine but even this age i cant egt anymore.
You're an idiot
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Originally posted by Solstice
If I glue my pubes into my sideburns I can sneak into a jedi temple unnoticed
Make sure you don't have a foreskin. Glue it to your nose...they'll never notice
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Originally posted by Packet
Your clit isn't only on the outside, it has nerve endings inside the vaginal wall that can be stimulated during penetration. It's just a lot more sensitive on the outside.
The clit is literally only on the outside. Nerves anywhere else are not on the clit.
And it depends on the chick...they're all different
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2024-04-29 at 11:12 PM UTC
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Gettin' ol'
Originally posted by Donald Trump
As you get older your possibilities restrict and you give up on your dreams.
I'll never learn Japanese or Chinese or Arabic. Probably will never learn Russian. Will never get a math or physics degree.
Will never be a bodybuilder. Won't ever run a marathon.
Will never work in an investment bank, pull off a 60 hour week.
Won't even do an all nighter ever again.
Set your own limitations...
You're looking at the glass as half empty.
Experience and knowledge and cash some teeny bopper or 20-something won't ever have. Not in today's social shit show
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2024-04-30 at 12:04 AM UTC
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Gettin' ol'
Originally posted by Fonaplats
I cried myself to sleep last night knowing it's been 16 years since I was in high school.
That's practically 20 years.
😭
Jesus christ
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2024-04-29 at 2:53 PM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
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2024-04-29 at 10:06 PM UTC
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The Poetry Thread
Originally posted by Packet
Dunno u. Sum u up in three words
penis vagina anus
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Originally posted by Packet
There's women who want to be single moms by choice if you know where to look. I won't tell you where.
There's chicks with breeding fetishism as well
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Originally posted by Kinks
my vagina is basically virgin material after having nothing up it in years
so, no giant cocks, ever
That's what they all say.
Until it goes in and their cervix is mewling 'thank you sir, may I have another'
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