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Wanna break condoms on purpose. What's the best method?
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2024-04-29 at 11:56 AM UTCOk, this is my first post but I gotta say I grew up on Totse circa 2002. I was on zoklet when it got closed but fuck that site. I'm in my late 30s.
I don't have any kids and I don't want to get married. I sometimes fuck strippers and hookers because they're hotter than the general population. My plan is to just bust some condoms and impregnate as many of them as I can. I want to go to Mexico and other countries breaking condoms just so I can nut in chicks and spread my seed.
I want to have kids but I don't want to take care of them.
So what's the best way to break a condom? I know the stealth method of going doggy and then just rolling it up, but what I want to do is break the tip that way it still looks like I got it on when I pull out in case she freaks out. The other issue is that she ends up with a condom stuck inside her pussy and then trips out later. I don't want to get charges over this. I just want to skeet and leave without any issues.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-04-29 at 11:59 AM UTCcolour your dick in with a magic marker
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2024-04-29 at 12:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by greyok Ok, this is my first post but I gotta say I grew up on Totse circa 2002. I was on zoklet when it got closed but fuck that site. I'm in my late 30s.
I don't have any kids and I don't want to get married. I sometimes fuck strippers and hookers because they're hotter than the general population. My plan is to just bust some condoms and impregnate as many of them as I can. I want to go to Mexico and other countries breaking condoms just so I can nut in chicks and spread my seed.
I want to have kids but I don't want to take care of them.
So what's the best way to break a condom? I know the stealth method of going doggy and then just rolling it up, but what I want to do is break the tip that way it still looks like I got it on when I pull out in case she freaks out. The other issue is that she ends up with a condom stuck inside her pussy and then trips out later. I don't want to get charges over this. I just want to skeet and leave without any issues.
Handcuffs.
Then you don't even need a rubber -
2024-04-29 at 12:48 PM UTCOP you should just use a scalpel to cut a 1cm hole int he top of the condom, when it's applied the thrusting will cause your small penis to expose the head for maximum nutting power. You can always say it broke during sex if they find out after, but when you're done just roll that bitch off and be on with your day, dad.
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2024-04-29 at 1:06 PM UTC
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2024-04-29 at 2:49 PM UTCThere's women who want to be single moms by choice if you know where to look. I won't tell you where.
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2024-04-29 at 2:54 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-29 at 2:55 PM UTCI have a breeding fetish.
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2024-04-29 at 3:01 PM UTC
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2024-04-29 at 7:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley OP you should just use a scalpel to cut a 1cm hole int he top of the condom, when it's applied the thrusting will cause your small penis to expose the head for maximum nutting power. You can always say it broke during sex if they find out after, but when you're done just roll that bitch off and be on with your day, dad.
This is what I was thinking. Problem is if she gives me a BJ first she'll notice. I won't have time to rip off one condom and replace it. If I did and said I'm changing condoms and the second one breaks then it'll seem suspicious.
I was thinking about holding something like a pin I can quickly tear the top with but then I have to get rid of it. Maybe a ring with a little blade on it or something?
My other plan was taping a little camera to my wrist so I can film the penetration/get a nice booty shot for a future collage. When I get depressed I can just watch the collage and dream about all of the different color kids I have around the world. I already have a little body camera with night vision to use. -
2024-04-29 at 7:10 PM UTCJust say "Sorry babe, I only bareback" and if they say "oh um..." you just hold them down and put your hands over their mouth, maybe whisper "don't worry, my pullout game is solid"
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2024-04-29 at 7:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Iron Ree Just say "Sorry babe, I only bareback" and if they say "oh um…" you just hold them down and put your hands over their mouth, maybe whisper "don't worry, my pullout game is solid"
it's not rape if they get naked first
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2024-04-29 at 7:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by greyok This is what I was thinking. Problem is if she gives me a BJ first she'll notice. I won't have time to rip off one condom and replace it. If I did and said I'm changing condoms and the second one breaks then it'll seem suspicious.
I was thinking about holding something like a pin I can quickly tear the top with but then I have to get rid of it. Maybe a ring with a little blade on it or something?
My other plan was taping a little camera to my wrist so I can film the penetration/get a nice booty shot for a future collage. When I get depressed I can just watch the collage and dream about all of the different color kids I have around the world. I already have a little body camera with night vision to use.
Fuck that sneaking a camera idea...just tell the chick you're taking pictures.
The last time one was hesitant with me I said 'well then nevermind'
I don't date chicks who are camera shy. I made that mistake too many times -
2024-04-29 at 7:31 PM UTC
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2024-04-29 at 8:05 PM UTC
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2024-04-29 at 8:05 PM UTCthat said it's hardly a fetish. it's what sex is for.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-29 at 8:42 PM UTC
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2024-04-29 at 8:54 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-04-29 at 8:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock Fuck that sneaking a camera idea…just tell the chick you're taking pictures.
The last time one was hesitant with me I said 'well then nevermind'
I don't date chicks who are camera shy. I made that mistake too many times
These are hookers we're talking about. Filming is on the table but costs extra, but if I do it in the dark in my backseat in an alley she can't see the camera taped to my wrist and the various other cameras positioned around the car to get good nightvision videos of the action.
Originally posted by infinityshock That's my point. May as well skip all the foreplay and other miscellaneous bullshit and just duct tape them and bareback plow them
It's not rape because they're unaware of it and otherwise consent. If anything comes up I have video of them consensually having sex with me. My state is a one party state so worst case I strip the audio out and use it as evidence she agreed.
Originally posted by Meikai that said it's hardly a fetish. it's what sex is for.
Originally posted by Packet What about the financially stable ones that want to be parents not get off on recklessness?
Yeah but it gets harder when you're older. I'm not even an ugly guy. I pass for 10 years younger at night. I am developing some wrinkles but still. It's just difficult. I'm not in highschool or college. Single party people are hard to come by at my age, and it's always weird anyway. Single women aren't out there like that or are so particular you'll probably never get laid by them. I also have obscenely high standards because I'm conditioned by pornography to only like attractive women PLUS used to date really hot chicks when I was a teenager and in my twenties.
Also, this is eventually going to be in other countries so I could potentially get away with ye old duct tape but only if I'm really in the mood and she's really doing it for me. Problem is I won't have a car and they'll have my location at the embassy. -
2024-04-29 at 9:05 PM UTCYou know hookers all use birth control and the condom is for protection against STIs not kids?
