Posts by infinityshock

1. 2016-07-16 at 11:33 PM UTC in What do you buy along with condoms so you don't look like a dork?
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   cucumbers. baby oil. KY jelly. plantains. pineapples. whole watermelon
2. 2016-07-16 at 6:20 PM UTC in Finding out that I'm ugly has been very humbling.
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   post pics
3. 2016-07-16 at 2:21 AM UTC in Public Service Announcement on How Not to Speak in Faggot Language
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   Recently I've been hearing and reading several words that are rampantly faggified. there seems to be some attention whoring trend to invent new words to add to the English dictionary in the hopes it's the new big thing. using these words or attempting to create them is a flagrant display of flaming faggotry. 99.999% of these words sound stupid and make the user of the words look like a fucking retard. I work in a hyper-masculine environment with even the slightest hint of faggotry being pounced on relentlessly and the users of these words are degraded incessantly. for example...an individual was made to climb up and down a ladder while carrying a 120-lb roll of roofing material in a masculine manner due to being seen climbing a ladder with his arms swinging too much like a faggot. at the job site some knob used the word 'bro-' something. like...broseph or some shit. the tirade of derogatory comments was endless. I heard the word 'fam' used at the mall the other day by some skinny, fag-looking pseudo-homo in a conversation with another individual that looked just as flaming and couldn't help thinking about what ridicule he would have received in any school I've ever been to. in summary, stop climbing on the bandwagon of trying to use hip new words that only make the user look like a wannabe faggot desperately trying to seem hip and cool.
4. 2016-07-16 at 1:24 AM UTC in I want to masturbate tonight but its too hot
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   my tits.

   
   post pics
5. 2016-07-15 at 2:31 PM UTC in Got beat up by the cops
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   I actually just had sex 30 minutes.. ago and I'm pretty sure she

   
   pics or it didn't happen
   
   
   
   you should staple a body-cam to yourself and post your misadventures on the internet. you'd make a fortune.
   
6. 2016-07-14 at 3:06 PM UTC in Got beat up by the cops
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   it just burns like spicy butthole from all the curry I ate.

   
   meaning...at least several of your rapists were indians...
   
   
   
   the only question now is...who roofied you.
7. 2016-07-14 at 12:06 PM UTC in RisiR commited suicide
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   .

   
   not when his job entails beating off random strangers in exchange for small amounts of random pharmaceuticals and assorted bodily fluids
8. 2016-07-14 at 11:40 AM UTC in RisiR commited suicide
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   you wouldn't last 8 hours at my job, you street walking tonsil monger.
9. 2016-07-14 at 11:37 AM UTC in Got beat up by the cops
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   somebody got roofied. how bad is the bruising and damage to your asshole?
10. 2016-07-14 at 4:59 AM UTC in Using Pokemon Go as an excuse for Night Ops.
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    unless youre on somebodys property in a state that has stand-your-ground laws and the homeowner shoots first and doesnt ask questions at all.
11. 2016-07-14 at 2:07 AM UTC in RisiR commited suicide
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    I have already worked 37 hours this week. That's just not right. I really just want to end this whole shit. It's not worth it.

    
    you whiny faggot...i work 40 hours at least every week. a couple of weeks ago i worked 52-plus hours for 3 weeks
    
    you need to cut out the whining and get on with killing yourself already. im waiting breathlessly to find out what your transverse colon feels like massaging the head of my cock.
12. 2016-07-13 at 2:40 AM UTC in RisiR commited suicide
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    its a shame his mouth is no longer useful...at least his southernmost orifice is salvageable.
    
    any word on partial decapitation? that'd open availability on his larynx and esophagus.
    
    maybe some eye socket poaching...if theyre not too badly damaged
13. 2016-07-12 at 9:05 PM UTC in (Enter) I have discovered the only guaranteed method to woo any woman
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    way too complicated of a way to get pussy.
    
    baseball bat. duct tape.
    
    and do away with all that flowerdy showmanship bullshit
14. 2016-07-12 at 6:20 PM UTC in Love me forever
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    I don't know about forever, but I'll love you long time. and...pics of the chick
15. 2016-07-11 at 11:49 PM UTC in hi I'm new here
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    get naked. post pics
    
    close ups of your tonsils and lips
16. 2016-07-11 at 11:40 PM UTC in Woke up to my parents swearing at each other.
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Going back far enough, how likely do you think it is you descended from a rape?

    
    in modern times 'rape' doesnt even mean the same thing it did way-back-when. hell...up until a few decades ago there was no such thing as marital rape.
    
    having sex with a conquest (war, pillaging, etc) was considered a normal means of courtship and completely socially acceptable. the women didnt even fight back.
17. 2016-07-11 at 3:03 AM UTC in Turd
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    doo doo ca-ca shit https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WfY6DxhnfKo
18. 2016-07-11 at 12:27 AM UTC in I wanna drink some fresh titty milk
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    they sell it on the internet
19. 2016-07-10 at 3:44 PM UTC in The newest dallas fake shooting this year
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    they need to start giving out nigger hunting tags
20. 2016-07-10 at 2:33 PM UTC in Woke up to my parents swearing at each other.
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    I'm not sure which is more hilarious....living with ones parents at the age of 25...or admitting to it in public. and...post pics of your mom