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2017-03-25 at 1:01 AM UTC in My wife's rack
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2017-03-25 at 12:53 AM UTC in do u ever almos die
Originally posted by Totse 2001 photos of aftermath.
I woke up in ER 8 hours later.. all I remember is thugs swinging and me swinging from the ground.. then in the ER
there's no difference between before and after. it takes more than a little dumbell to vex me.
like the prison shower scene in 'American history x'? -
2017-03-25 at 12:51 AM UTC in Buckle up backaroo =)
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2017-03-25 at 12:20 AM UTC in My wife's rack
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2017-03-25 at 12:20 AM UTC in My wife's rack
Originally posted by Mernard Banning Well your dick would be small looking at her if she was that ugly.
I know the feel though, went to a club a few weeks ago, got chatting to this bloke and his partner came over, she was dressed pretty hot and had chunky thighs but didn't look that fat, she took me upstairs after chatting for a bit and kissing, hmm a bit bigger than I thought, fucked her for a bit but went soft half way through and got interupted by this paki beta (my mistake not choosing a room with a lock). She asked me to accompany her to a couples and single fems only party; me being a single bloke I was in my element. Tried again with her that night, couldn't even get hard, she'd took all her clothes off this time and had "curves" in all the wrong places. played with another woman who was 45, great figure and very sexy, got hard straight away and that was just through kissing, had a great time. Will play with her again.
There are just some people you can't get a boner for, this lass one was one of them. She describes herself as curvy, whilst another girl I'm talking to and met at the party is way too modest, says she's large but is nowhere near as lardy; just a bit beefy, but she's got a nice face and pretty cute so I'll probs fuck her next time :P
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2017-03-25 at 12:17 AM UTC in My wife's rack
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2017-03-25 at 12:16 AM UTC in My wife's rack
Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty much this I've had a couple guys hit me up on dating sites that set up there profiles as women.. so they can view straight guys and they are always offering xanax or to smoke me out with meth.. and they are relentless they are always like "lol haha nah fool I'm not gay bro.. dude. wtf.. wanna eat some pills and chill and let me suckle on ur tip bro?"
there are legitimate gay guys out there that really think pussssay is gross, but I've also come to realize that there are gay guys that fetishize the cock or male ass / can't get women anymore, and i think the latter is where bill the cat is coming from.
He's not into the gay scene but he will totally face fuck a boi to satisfy a psychological deficiency
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-24T23:08:57.724832+00:00
you are delusional.
fags hit on you because you give off fag vibes.
it's not homosexuality when I only hit on women. -
2017-03-25 at 12:14 AM UTC in My wife's rack
Originally posted by Mernard Banning POF full of attention seekers with glitter and foundation blown up their arses, mugs game, same with tindr even though it's easy. The women are just so boring and hypocritically frigid. Swinging scene is where it's at, I've never had so much fun or met so many interesting people. If I end up with someone though I'm hoping she's bisexual and just plays with other women and brings them into play with me too, not gonna let no bloke fuck my wife unless his wife's hotter than mine and we swap lol.
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2017-03-25 at 12:10 AM UTC in My wife's rack
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2017-03-25 at 12:09 AM UTC in My wife's rack
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Fags always smell their own. But fags do hit on straight guys because they like the challenge, just like how straight guys hit on lesbos.
I was at work back in the summer leaning over the counter wearing short shorts and a tank top because it was hot outside and I turn around my co-worker who I figured was straight was standing 15 feet away breathing heavily staring at me like a fucking weirdo. I then went to the freezer to go drink some whiskey cause I was kinda weirded out. But he's not actually gay, he just likes to mess around with younger guys in a playful kinda way i realized.
He's actually a ladys man and used to tour with screeching weasel when he was a lad.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-24T22:55:16.451912+00:00
no. fags hit on fags because they know they're faggots -
2017-03-25 at 12:08 AM UTC in My wife's rack
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2017-03-24 at 10:53 PM UTC in My wife's rack
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2017-03-24 at 10:53 PM UTC in My wife's rack
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2017-03-24 at 10:52 PM UTC in My wife's rack
Originally posted by Totse 2001 You just slightly altered an old punchline.. work on your material. beside as I said before.. You're end side up, I'm the topper if I go this rout. now go swab cawk
idiot can't distinguish between a joke and an invitation. not so much invitation since you don't get much of a choice in the matter.
youve never been on top in your life...and wouldn't have a clue what to do, much less be able to get a hardon.
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2017-03-24 at 10:42 PM UTC in My wife's rack
Originally posted by Bill Krozby uh no… because I look like a strapping young lad and Austin is full of bi-sexual college students wanting to experiment… A faggot can look like anyone.. you must be pretty ugly if you don't get hit on by guys lol
fags hit on fags because they know they're fags, you fag. fags don't hit on straight guys because they know theyre straight. -
2017-03-24 at 9:16 PM UTC in My wife's rack
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2017-03-24 at 9:15 PM UTC in My wife's rack
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2017-03-24 at 8:38 PM UTC in My wife's rack
Originally posted by Totse 2001 :(
You can't force them to do it. so if you leave, you will never really find the one you can tolerate if you can't tolerate, Capt
I didn't say force. I said persuade. if a chick is such a prude that she can't take pics, she's not worth being with. and there are no excuses. I have porn pics of chicks that are now CEOs and VP's of large companies. One chick I took pics of when we were in the military together is the highest ranking person in a particular department in some state. I've posted pics of a chicks face on totse2 or RDFRN who is the head nurse at a fairly prestigious medical practice. They never had any problems getting nekkid and naughty. so if a chick says she doesn't want to do pics because of who might see them, she's making excuses. -
2017-03-24 at 8:34 PM UTC in My wife's rack
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2017-03-24 at 8:30 PM UTC in My wife's rack
Originally posted by Totse 2001 if they're willing for the blurred face-bag tease.. I'm down. I wish I could get my GF to do it.. but she would prolly "Drop an 80 pound weight" on my face if I asked :|
any guy that can't persuade their significant other to do pictures is a bitch.
if a chick won't let me take pics, that's our last date.
