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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock don't flatter yourself, buttercup

    that dont even rhyme
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Mernard Banning Well your dick would be small looking at her if she was that ugly.

    I know the feel though, went to a club a few weeks ago, got chatting to this bloke and his partner came over, she was dressed pretty hot and had chunky thighs but didn't look that fat, she took me upstairs after chatting for a bit and kissing, hmm a bit bigger than I thought, fucked her for a bit but went soft half way through and got interupted by this paki beta (my mistake not choosing a room with a lock). She asked me to accompany her to a couples and single fems only party; me being a single bloke I was in my element. Tried again with her that night, couldn't even get hard, she'd took all her clothes off this time and had "curves" in all the wrong places. played with another woman who was 45, great figure and very sexy, got hard straight away and that was just through kissing, had a great time. Will play with her again.

    There are just some people you can't get a boner for, this lass one was one of them. She describes herself as curvy, whilst another girl I'm talking to and met at the party is way too modest, says she's large but is nowhere near as lardy; just a bit beefy, but she's got a nice face and pretty cute so I'll probs fuck her next time :P

    pics or it didn't happen
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist that dont even rhyme

    it's not poetry. now stfu and blow me.
  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock it's not poetry. now stfu and blow me.

    you would probably need to pay him first considering you're a faggot bitch and you have to pay for hookers to have sex
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you would probably need to pay him first considering you're a faggot bitch and you have to pay for hookers to have sex

    just kill them afterward and then you dont lose any money
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you would probably need to pay him first considering you're a faggot bitch and you have to pay for hookers to have sex

    don't be such a hypocrit. if it weren't for the exchange of money for sex you never would have been conceived
  7. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Why do all the threads with potential have to devolve into fag wars?

    Oh, right. Because Bill Krozby and infinityshock are jelly af.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. I vote both be banned for eternity and beyond.
  9. Originally posted by Dargo I vote both be banned for eternity and beyond.

    Suggesting a ban used to result in a ban.

    Even I almost got banned once for suggesting that someone should get banned. Probably Finny.
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Why do all the threads with potential have to devolve into fag wars?

    Oh, right. Because Bill Krozby and infinityshock are jelly af.

    I have some nut jelly for you. hope you have an appetite...there's a lot of it
  11. Originally posted by RisiR Suggesting a ban used to result in a ban.

    Even I almost got banned once for suggesting that someone should get banned. Probably Finny.

    Hmm. That's too bad. Nevermind then.
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dargo I vote both be banned for eternity and beyond.

    I vote you get duct taped to a bus stop bench in the lithotomy position in the middle of a nigger town.
  13. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock I have some nut jelly for you. hope you have an appetite…there's a lot of it

    I swear I could deal with your preoccupation with faggotry if you were at least funny or witty, but you're not, so it comes off as pathetic and weak.

    Goddamn, man. Watch some stand-up or some good comedies and learn how to tell a proper joke if this is all you're capable of. At least try to be good at it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I swear I could deal with your preoccupation with faggotry if you were at least funny or witty, but you're not, so it comes off as pathetic and weak.

    Goddamn, man. Watch some stand-up or some good comedies and learn how to tell a proper joke if this is all you're capable of. At least try to be good at it.

    I'm not trying to be funny or witty. this is all the foreplay you're going to get.
  15. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Why do all the threads with potential have to devolve into fag wars?

    Oh, right. Because Bill Krozby and infinityshock are jelly af.

    I don't see what I'm jelly about you're the guy fighting with bill the cat don't make me a part of your weird sexual fantasy daniel, you queermo
  16. Originally posted by RisiR Why are you screaming? You ignored that twice. You also didn't respond in our last PM conversation. Keep the pictures of your wife. You are rude.

    Dude, you told me you liked my wife more than me after asking me to post more pics of her. Over a month ago. What am I supposed to say to that? I'm not trying to be rude :(
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Dude, you told me you liked my wife more than me after asking me to post more pics of her. Over a month ago. What am I supposed to say to that? I'm not trying to be rude :(

    post more pics of your wife
  18. Originally posted by HampTheToker Why do all the threads with potential have to devolve into fag wars?

    Oh, right. Because Bill Krozby and infinityshock are jelly af.

    She says she doesn't wanna anymore because all that happened was bickering. You guys should be busy lusting.
  19. Originally posted by Discount Whore Dude, you told me you liked my wife more than me after asking me to post more pics of her. Over a month ago. What am I supposed to say to that? I'm not trying to be rude :(

    Did I do that? I thought we were talking about books.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Discount Whore She says she doesn't wanna anymore because all that happened was bickering. You guys should be busy lusting.

    Do a private show for us, wearing masks. That should really arouse you two degenerates. Push your boundaries.
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