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2017-05-15 at 4:14 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaver
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2017-05-15 at 4:11 AM UTC in What is your greatest talent?
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2017-05-15 at 4:09 AM UTC in What is your greatest talent?
Originally posted by Phoenix I've lost 28 lbs since January. ^_^
I would start doing ass exercises but self-improvement kind of feels like polishing a turd.
go get drunk and post live streaming video of you testing what the largest, most unusually shaped foreign object is that you can cram into your crapper. -
2017-05-15 at 4:08 AM UTC in Adopting a Kid.
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2017-05-15 at 4:07 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaver
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2017-05-15 at 4:05 AM UTC in Rape culture in america
the next day after shouting at the top of her lungs in the crowded lobby of a $180-ish a night hotel 'YOU STUCK A BASEBALL BAT IN MY VAGINA!!!'
thats a direct quote. -
2017-05-15 at 4:03 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaver
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2017-05-15 at 4:02 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaver
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2017-05-15 at 3:53 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaver
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2017-05-15 at 3:35 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaver
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2017-05-15 at 3:32 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaver
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2017-05-15 at 3:30 AM UTC in What is your greatest talent?
Originally posted by Malice I've said it before, but I was in Tinychat when HTS/Phoenix was drunk and we were telling him to do stupid shit for our amusement.
Let me tell you, he mooned us, showed us his penis, and it is not a pretty sight. He seriously needs to lose some weight, stop sitting down so much, and start doing weighted hip thrusts (trust me, this is the only exercise you need if you're purely interested in developing an incredible shapely ass).
He was actually fairly handsome when he was a guy and managed to lose a lot of weight, but this severely depressed suicidal hikikomori phase has undoubtedly fucked him up and he needs to get out of that cycle.
Just saying, if he solved these issues: If a trap tucks it forward or wears special lingerie they're perfectly capable of looking far better than the average woman from behind.
should have talked him into seeing what the largest foreign object he could fit in his asshole is. -
2017-05-15 at 3:29 AM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!
Originally posted by Malice Maybe you have sensory hypersensitivity and should try wearing high quality ear plugs. There are some, I don't recall the name, designed for music where they lower the decibels but don't muffle the sound.
I literally do wear earplugs all the time when I'm indoors, and may even go for full on ear muffs, the kind designed for hearing protection at gun ranges and shit around those decibel levels, because the background noise of even a refrigerator can drive me insane.
i do the same when i sleep because the slightest sound wakes me up. my fucking refrigerator on the other side of my house will wake me when the compressor kicks on.
the bummer is i dont 'hear' the quiet stuff...but i 'feel' it. ie, rain wakes me up from the vibrations on the house; large vehicles driving by vibrate the house; the neighbors sprinkler pump 150 feet away vibrates; the garbage truck that i cant hear i can 'feel' when it bangs the trash can to empty it; etc. -
2017-05-15 at 3:25 AM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!
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2017-05-15 at 3:23 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaveri sure to the holy merry fuck wouldnt...not unless i was in a lvl-III armored vehicle with a trained driver, turret-mounted full-auto gpmg of at least 7.62x51/54 caliber with operator, and two additional individuals armed with full auto shoulder rifles of 7.62x51/54 caliber (with backup rifles and/or smgs)....along with several thousand rounds of accessible ammo.
fucking niggers -
2017-05-15 at 2:03 AM UTC in Quantum Grids
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2017-05-15 at 1:31 AM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!get a bb gun, faggot.
oh wait...you can't because you live in a dictator ship where bb guns are banned for being ebil. deys deh debil! -
2017-05-15 at 1:29 AM UTC in Quantum Grids
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2017-05-15 at 1:15 AM UTC in Quantum Grids
Originally posted by Dissociator You can tell the machine is malfunctioning or atleast one of the overlookers fucked up, like spilled their blongus cup on one of the reality simulation emitters and for a sec, sometimes in like rotating frequencies you can see the grids, almost like a video game texture when your graphics card is all fucked up, its not just a projection of light obviously, projection of matter isn't perfect and since its all tech their are nanobots, smaller than quarks but still clusters of squiggly error fibers are what morgellons are. Or a computer virus in the subsystems
this is why you don't drink tanker-truck sized quantities of cough syrup all at once. -
2017-05-15 at 1:12 AM UTC in do you ever masturbate so hard you almos die
