do you ever masturbate so hard you almos die

1. 2017-05-12 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #21
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by infinityshock I fingers-banged a chick so hard I literally lifted her up off the ground.

   
   Ive done that too. I call it 'jacking her up'
   
   But knowing you, you probably did it to a guys butthole
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2. 2017-05-13 at 3:13 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Oasis i feel drained

   
   Yeah thats what happens when you rub your 1 incher 7 times a day
3. 2017-05-14 at 5:42 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Stop this schoolyard antics and turn on PBS. They're talking bout Johnny Cash!
   
   The Man in Black! He understood the common man. Trump don't understand the common man. And he's gonna take my medical benefits from me.
   
   Fuck you Trump, You're no Johnny Cash! :.(
4. 2017-05-14 at 5:47 AM UTC

   #24
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Stop this schoolyard antics and turn on PBS. They're talking bout Johnny Cash!
   
   The Man in Black! He understood the common man. Trump don't understand the common man. And he's gonna take my medical benefits from me.
   
   Fuck you Trump, You're no Johnny Cash! :.(

   
   I haven't had a tv in four years... =(
5. 2017-05-14 at 6:39 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Meth masturbation in my current state of mind is the most depraved thing I can thing of.
6. 2017-05-15 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I haven't had a tv in four years… =(

   
   Oh.. it's prolly on Youtube
7. 2017-05-15 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Ive done that too. I call it 'jacking her up'
   
   But knowing you, you probably did it to a guys butthole

   
   sounds like you're anxious to have me demonstrate on that hula hoop asshole of yours
8. 2017-05-15 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Meth masturbation in my current state of mind is the most depraved thing I can thing of.

   
   maybe so but I'm sure all those guys youre wacking off appreciate your devotion