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2021-03-03 at 7:20 PM UTC in Incel retard guilty of murdering 10 people with van
Originally posted by Michael Myers The judge knows he was just piggyriding on the new villain of western society. He's not an actual incel unlike Elliot Rodger. Just accept you are wrong and we can move on like it didn't happen.
None of those quotes state he isn't an incel, just that his incel-ness wasn't a primary motivator for the attack. The judge even concedes that being an incel probably played a role: "I am sure that resentment towards women who were never interested him was a factor in this attack". -
2021-03-03 at 6:56 AM UTC in retards who don't understand science make fun of others for not understanding science
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2021-03-03 at 4:42 AM UTC in As you make your way down...
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2021-03-03 at 4:33 AM UTC in As you make your way down...... into the dark, humid cave system, you can hear noises coming from up ahead where the tunnel you're in curves off to the right. As you approach, you begin to see a light emitted from a recess in the wall of the tunnel. There you see a door, and standing in front of it a goblin. The goblin says:
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2021-03-03 at 12:59 AM UTC in Cyberpunk 2077 sucks
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2021-03-02 at 9:09 PM UTC in Three most unfunny posters
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2021-03-02 at 9:07 PM UTC in Who would you trust to take care of your daughter while you're away
Originally posted by Antifa Member Yeah I'd let Sophie molest my daughter too
At least he'll buy her ice cream and jêwelry and shit and tell her she's pretty
Hikki would just ignore her for being brown and focus on ps2 and pizza rolls
Wariat would try to convince her to sleep with him, but she wouldn't, cause she's a good girl. That's when he'd get angry and Polish, and rape her, then call her a bitch when hes done. No good.
If my little girl is getting molested, she's gonna be treated like a goddamn princess.
Case closed.
Originally posted by mmQ I like that. Would you rather have your own daughter get sexually abused for 5 years but come out alive or have her just die before she had to experience that?
You know what I'm saying, and it ain't that you fuckers. -
2021-03-02 at 8:21 PM UTC in Who would you trust to take care of your daughter while you're awaySophie seems principled enough to resist his natural inclination to molest her, but even were that not true he's the only one of those three who I could trust to keep her alive after any potential molestation. I wouldn't trust warioat or hikki to look after a pet turtle, let alone a human.
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2021-03-02 at 1:42 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
Originally posted by Technologist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I saw him say that, I knew it would get your panties in a bunch.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean, it is pretty gross that the thing he's most embarrassed about is the AIDS Skrillex identity and not the fact that he's the former director of the CIA who oversaw all kinds of atrocities the US government committed in your name. Says a lot about American politics that a literal monster can just say some performative woke bullshit like "ooh being a white male is so bad" and get a round of applause from otherwise rational and empathetic people who probably don't approve of blowing up Yemeni wedding parties with hellfire missiles.
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2021-03-02 at 1:14 PM UTC in Butter piss
Originally posted by Meikai I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.
I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.
While standing there taking in this wonderfully putrid smell I realize that I cannot be the only one to smell this. So I walked quickly upstairs with my ass cheeks clenched not wanting to spill a drop of my shit butter. I pull out from my sock drawer a heavy woolen sock and unload the contents of my asshole into it. I thought the smell was bad before. I now had the urge to do a barrel roll out my window to escape the horrid odor. I quickly tied the top of the sock and left my house.
As I walked down the street a brownish-yellow liquid slowly dripped from the bottom of the sock. The neighborhood kids became very curious as to what was going on and as they approached they caught a whiff of the putrid smell emanating from the sock. This is when Joanna, my neighbors 13 year old daughter vomited what looked like a freshly eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich all over the street. I nearly came in my pants at that moment. I had the sickest hard on. In fact the only thing keeping me from raping Joanna while she lay in a pool of her own vomit was my sock full of shit butter. I knew I had something to do and I was damn sure going to do it. I kept walking.
I finally made it to my local grocery store. An epic journey it had been. Every asshole in the vicinity could smell the putrid odor but nobody knew where it came from. I can still hear them in my mind. “What the fuck is that smell.” “This smell is so bad I think I am going to kill myself with a hammer” one man said. I even saw a fellow depraved maniac in the corner of my eye. I could tell because he had the same smile that I did. He was laughing with the same glee. I’m sure he’s raped a severely mentally challenged child in his lifetime. I know I have.
That’s when I saw him. The old nigger who sat in front of shoprite saying hello to every asshole strolling by. I fucking hated this man. I couldn’t tell you why. I just hated him. He could smell my shit butter. I could tell because he was gasping for air. I quickly approached him thinking “this will be the greatest day of my life. Nothing could stop me now.” This is when I felt a sudden burst. I realized later that I had shot a load off in my pants right at that moment.
I was arms length from the nigger now. I clenched the sock tight with both hands and swung it at the niggers face with all my might. I hit him in the cheek with such force that the brownish-liquid had sprayed out all over his face. He immediately threw up. I sat back laughing as he washed out his eyes with bottled water. He asked “why?” and I responded by dumping the rest of the socks contents on his head. Truly, I did it for the lulz.
While everybody was distracted I walked into shoprite and quickly shoved as many apples as I could up my ass. It was 4. I left shoprite with the most satisfaction I have ever felt in my life. I remember thinking “wow, I’m such a great person, I get 4 free apples, and I get to go home and jerk off to CP.”
When I think back on that day, I can always remember how sweet those apples tasted. Nothing sweeter.
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2021-03-02 at 1:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2021-03-02 at 12:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.
I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.
While standing there taking in this wonderfully putrid smell I realize that I cannot be the only one to smell this. So I walked quickly upstairs with my ass cheeks clenched not wanting to spill a drop of my shit butter. I pull out from my sock drawer a heavy woolen sock and unload the contents of my asshole into it. I thought the smell was bad before. I now had the urge to do a barrel roll out my window to escape the horrid odor. I quickly tied the top of the sock and left my house.
As I walked down the street a brownish-yellow liquid slowly dripped from the bottom of the sock. The neighborhood kids became very curious as to what was going on and as they approached they caught a whiff of the putrid smell emanating from the sock. This is when Joanna, my neighbors 13 year old daughter vomited what looked like a freshly eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich all over the street. I nearly came in my pants at that moment. I had the sickest hard on. In fact the only thing keeping me from raping Joanna while she lay in a pool of her own vomit was my sock full of shit butter. I knew I had something to do and I was damn sure going to do it. I kept walking.
I finally made it to my local grocery store. An epic journey it had been. Every asshole in the vicinity could smell the putrid odor but nobody knew where it came from. I can still hear them in my mind. “What the fuck is that smell.” “This smell is so bad I think I am going to kill myself with a hammer” one man said. I even saw a fellow depraved maniac in the corner of my eye. I could tell because he had the same smile that I did. He was laughing with the same glee. I’m sure he’s raped a severely mentally challenged child in his lifetime. I know I have.
That’s when I saw him. The old nigger who sat in front of shoprite saying hello to every asshole strolling by. I fucking hated this man. I couldn’t tell you why. I just hated him. He could smell my shit butter. I could tell because he was gasping for air. I quickly approached him thinking “this will be the greatest day of my life. Nothing could stop me now.” This is when I felt a sudden burst. I realized later that I had shot a load off in my pants right at that moment.
I was arms length from the nigger now. I clenched the sock tight with both hands and swung it at the niggers face with all my might. I hit him in the cheek with such force that the brownish-liquid had sprayed out all over his face. He immediately threw up. I sat back laughing as he washed out his eyes with bottled water. He asked “why?” and I responded by dumping the rest of the socks contents on his head. Truly, I did it for the lulz.
While everybody was distracted I walked into shoprite and quickly shoved as many apples as I could up my ass. It was 4. I left shoprite with the most satisfaction I have ever felt in my life. I remember thinking “wow, I’m such a great person, I get 4 free apples, and I get to go home and jerk off to CP.”
When I think back on that day, I can always remember how sweet those apples tasted. Nothing sweeter. -
2021-03-02 at 12:57 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
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2021-03-02 at 11:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2021-03-02 at 11:05 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2021-03-02 at 9:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2021-03-02 at 12:50 AM UTC in Conclusions I've reached from being semisober
Originally posted by Antifa Member No its gay and you're gay. Do better drugs faggot
You can literally order so many psychedelics around the block like wtf why would you ever do bundy
"You can literally order so many foods like wtf why would you ever eat beans."
Niggaaaa, sometimes beans is what you got a craving for. -
2021-03-01 at 11:12 PM UTC in Conclusions I've reached from being semisober
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2021-03-01 at 10:19 PM UTC in Why i'm smarter and more intelligent than everyone on this forum
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2021-03-01 at 10:15 PM UTC in retards who don't understand science make fun of others for not understanding science
