As you make your way down...

1. 2021-03-03 at 4:33 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   ... into the dark, humid cave system, you can hear noises coming from up ahead where the tunnel you're in curves off to the right. As you approach, you begin to see a light emitted from a recess in the wall of the tunnel. There you see a door, and standing in front of it a goblin. The goblin says:
   
   
   
   How do you respond?
2. 2021-03-03 at 4:39 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I kick it into fucking orbit
3. 2021-03-03 at 4:42 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by aldra I kick it into fucking orbit

   
   Alright, roll for initiative you fucking monster.
4. 2021-03-03 at 4:44 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   you're the dungeon master, you do it