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2017-06-20 at 12:10 PM UTC in I've got a theory why Darth Beaver self destructed & left.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-19 at 6:39 PM UTC in The totse army^thats only becos your too slow.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-19 at 5:47 PM UTC in Crazy Glue in DickThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-19 at 2:32 AM UTC in Holy Shit!!@ 0:20
I think Mr Lifeson has been experimenting with Cough n Paris Hilton
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2017-06-18 at 7:33 AM UTC in Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunityengaged in rampant phaggottry/
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2017-06-18 at 3:06 AM UTC in I wish to die in my 60's.yeh you feel differently when you get older. you'll start to realize that obsessing about vanity really is retarded for one. coz you obsess about how you appear to everyone else, but guess what? none of them give a fuck what you look like, coz they're all obsessed with how they look too much to give a fuck what you look like.
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2017-06-18 at 12:47 AM UTC in Crazy Glue in Dick
Originally posted by -SpectraL If you squirted a tube of Crazy Glue into a person's dick, what would happen to them if they didn't immediately go to a hospital and get a bypass? Would their head explode from not being able to piss, or would their guts eventually explode through their stomach? You know that feeling when you just GOTTA go and it's excruciating? What happens if you can't?
I don't know what adhesive crazy glue is based on, but I do know there is a class of adhesives based on various types of isocyanates (xxxxxxxx isocyanate) that it's curing process involves exposure to moisture. (the higher the humidity...or wetness...the faster the cure rate)
if a quantity of this adhesive were squirted into the urethra deeply enough, the excess moisture would result in a faster-than-spec curing, which would also involve unintentional expansion, even more effectively plugging the tube.
this is the simplistic explanation because a real bladder rupture involves a decent sized books worth of information for treatment but...
over time the kidneys would continue to fill the bladder, causing discomfort, then eventually excruciating pain. if the person didn't receive medical treatment to remove the blockage, their bladder would rupture, the technical term being fistula, and would release the bladder contents along with any blood from torn blood vessels.
again...too many variables and too complicated for this thread...but simplistic terms, the person might bleed to death first, they might go xx amount of time before infection kills them, their abdominal or pelvic cavity (or both) would continue to fill with fluids, including new ones the body is trying to use to protect itself, or...they just might fucking explode from drinking too many fluids and literally pissing themselves to deathThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-14 at 8:40 PM UTC in I want to shoot up an Arianna Grande concert
Originally posted by mmQ OK, and now help me out here, why would they do that? There has to be hundreds of people, at least, that knew the real father and son, so would it not be immediately obvious to them that this was a ruse?
If I were involved in a false flag, and someone other than my mom (but claiming to be my mom) got on national TV tomorrow and giggled and said they were so sad I am dead, so many fucking people would IMMEDIATELY call that out.
Evidently the whole town was corrupt.
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2017-06-14 at 3:41 PM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by -SpectraL Religion will actually give the kid a basis for his morality and sense of right and wrong down the road. I suppose you guys would rather he attend a KKK meeting or something.
Pretty much. The 'because I said so' line also wears out pretty quick.
I'm not going to fuck him up - honestly I wish I'd gone to church when I was a kid. It sure would have saved me a lot of trouble later on. He'll ultimately be better for it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-12 at 1:48 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Z-KIts okay he paid me all is wellThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-09 at 12:33 AM UTC in Five killed in Mozambique 'for being bald' based on belief they have gold in their headsThe military is for dumbasses and people who don't know what to do with their lives and need a structured guided environment.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-08 at 9:18 PM UTC in Hello,
Originally posted by -SpectraL For those who can actually follow the thread properly, infinityshock was mocking BOSS's post, not admitting to any stupidity.
it defeats the purpose of making fun of the retards if you spell out to them how im making fun of them. the entirety of the humor is them being made fun of without knowing it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-08 at 1:08 PM UTC in Donald Trump: Con artist or genuinely retarded?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-07 at 11:46 PM UTC in Hello,The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-07 at 2:01 PM UTC in psych appointment in 8 hoursidoit i eat 6 dhcsprites every 2 secondsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-07 at 11:01 AM UTC in Malice is legit the most embarrassing poster on this site
Originally posted by Mayweather You are literally jealous of my youth.
It really comes through in this post.
youth really isn't something worth being jealous of, but then you don't realize that till you hit about 40. then you realize just how much advantage life experience gives you and how much of a dumbass you were when you didn't realize you lacked it.
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2017-06-05 at 12:15 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-04 at 5:09 PM UTC in -=POST CANARY=-
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 So why is it a canary? I think it should be a mockingbird, since it's mocking federal authorities and all
back in the olden' days deep-earth miners would bring canaries (the bird) into the mines with them. canaries are more sensitive than humans to the 'bad' air that is common underground. if the canary died the miners knew the air was toxic and it was time to haul ass to the surface before they succumbed.
nowadays they use electronic devices to sample air quality.
in summary...the term 'canary' is used to describe some sort of early warning method.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-04 at 4:58 PM UTC in -=POST CANARY=-
Originally posted by -SpectraL Person: Good morning.
infinityshock: fuck you with a 14-inch dildo
Person: Excuse me…?
infinityshock: you heard me, bitch, fuck you and the AIDS-infected horse you rode in on
Person: [blank]
infinityshock: now, get out of here before I grab your sphincter-flaps and pull them right up over that ugly cock holster you like to call a face
Person: [runs away in terror]
i would never say anything like that for no reason...only when its justified due to the idiocy of the intended recipient. im completely serious when I say i have done something not completely dissimilar to that
- in city-hall where the water bills are paid, i was returning a plastic water-meter cover that the city workers left in my yard, that I didnt need because i had a cast-iron one...the fag (based on his lisp) behind the counter wouldnt take it for some stupid ass reason. i told him if he didnt take it i was going to cram it so far up his asshole his proctolgist was going to need a construction crane to remove it.
- i was on the phone with a particular financial issue, with a supervisor, and the individual wasnt seeing things from my point of view to my satisfaction. i gave him a specific and well described explanation of what i would do to his lower digestive tract. he hung up on me...then i used that as justification to my CC company to get them to reverse the charges.
- a pedestrian in front of my house was annoying me because they were marginally inconvenienced in their daily stroll due to my truck being parked on the sidewalk since it needed to be worked on and i didnt feel like getting hit by a car while doing so that particular day. i happened to have a brake-juice siphoning tool in my hand (it looks like a big hand exerciser with a pressure gauge on it and two lengths of 1/4" tubing) and gave the fucktard an elaborate description of what I could do to their asshole and other internal organs with it. i dont remember the exact verbatim wordage i used...but i do wish i had a camera to have recorded their facial expression. not exaggerating...but to this day he walks on the other side of the street or if im outside and he sees me, he'll either cross the street if he has time, or get off the sidewalk and walk in the street.
i do such things so regularly i cant think of them all. there have been many, many times when i get into a public altercation i specifically get my phone in my hands with the camera turned on, but in the heat of the moment actually pressing the 'record' button slips my mind.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-04 at 2:47 PM UTC in The year is 2017
Originally posted by -SpectraL Just imagine what the alternative could have been. A couple of rapist criminal thieves in the White House, selling state secrets and state favors to terrorist countries, arming and funding terrorist groups, running the entire government through a giant slush fund, igniting dozens more useless wars across the planet, murdering anyone who got in their way, and lying through their teeth the entire time. At least the Crooked Clinton Dynasty is now deader than a door nail.
signed...
and imagine how it would be after she lost her mind more than she already did during the elections.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
