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2017-09-23 at 12:16 PM UTC in Good Names For a New BandKlondike Ice
Fisher Price Lambo
Chicken & Waffles
Your Mom is A Bitch
Bad Bitches are not here
God didn't save meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-23 at 10:40 AM UTC in Good Names For a New BandSambo and The QuimbosThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-20 at 8:05 PM UTC in LaaaannyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-20 at 7:36 PM UTC in I'm living in a homeless shelterAnd it's really not too bad. I think I'll finally be able to get back on my feet....
Anyone else ever have to stay in one?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-20 at 12:29 AM UTC in Good Names For a New BandAdam and The MoleculesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-19 at 11:54 PM UTC in Good Names For a New BandOk free style band names with no thought like angry onion except not from a book ok 1 2 3 herewego.now
Flower Patronizers
A Male Lamb Falls
Sludge Factory
Korpistry
Fans of Funds
Minklin and Rachel
DJ powertree
The Lazy Hazies
Chimney Sweeping Santa's
Flow
Renegade Rustlers
The Old Chaparoons
Fisting Alanis
Eleven dead violinists
PoopoodoopooP
9&9 cring bois
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2017-09-19 at 11:34 PM UTC in Good Names For a New BandAll the band names I posted were from one of my favorite books.
Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-19 at 11:30 PM UTC in Good Names For a New BandTHe BAd DEsisions.
Clark Kent and His Supermen
Filet of Soul
The Wrathful Visions
The Cockroaches
The Senate and The People of Rome
The Ultraviolet Hippopotamus
The Thing on the Door Step
Science and Health
Key to the Scriptures
The Glue Sniffers
King Kong and His Skull Island Dinosaurs
The Howard Johnson Hamburger
The Riot in Cell Block Ten
The House of Frankenstein
The Signifying Monkey
The Damn Thing
The Orange Moose
The Indigo Banana
The Pink Elephant
Frodo Baggins and his Ring
The Mouse that Roars
The Crew of the Flying Saucer
The Magnificent Ambersons
The House I Live In
The Sound of One Hand
The Territorial Imperative
The Druids of Stone Henge
The Heads of Easter Island
The Lost Continent of Mu
Bugs Bunny and his fourteen Carats
The Gospel According to Marx
The Card Carrying Members
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2017-09-19 at 8:43 PM UTC in Things you've put your dick inside
Originally posted by Sophie Pregnant lolis are not attractive.
Speaking of pregnant, my girlfriend was cooking the other day and preparing) defrosting this whole chicken for roasting, and then she screamed and came into my room, shaking.
She tells me she's been spooked by this chicken, because it was pregnant, she'd never seen a chicken with undeveloped eggs inside it's body. They looked like orange pickled lemons or something, or loquats. I went and cleaned them out for her.
The chicken itself ended up being the weirdest, toughest chicken I have ever eaten. This was not your average chicken. This chicken wasn't kept on a trust fund all it's life. This chicken had been to Shawshank and had been lifting weights daily, getting ripped. This chicken had probably shanked somebody in its lifetime. This chicken was probably a member
a of the Aryan brotherhood This chicken was born in Inglewood and raised in the Bronx by a single mother, because she divorced it's father and moved after it was born. This chicken paid taxes and lived a hard life.
In Pakistan they have something called "desi murghi" i.e. wild or non-poultry farmed chicken. It tastes kind of different but it is bloody delicious and it's slightly tougher, but not unpleasantly so. This is initially what I thought this chicken was.
Nope.
Usually when I carve a roasted chicken, I am a fucking champ and I can easily use a paring knife + form to carve one up in 3-5 minutes flat, and beautiful with no rips too. My usual tactic is to star by taking off the wings, then the legs, the make an incision through the center of its chest and up it's neckbone, then saw through its ribs, up to its shoulder socket, and sever it right through, which bisects the breast.
Not this chicken. It seemed that even in death, it tried to protect its young. If the zombie uprising is coming, this fucking chicken will be the final boss. It had 10/10 durability rating. Every joint was surrounded by knotted, twisted sinew and had a weird bony overhang that made it impossible to wriggle my knife into its ball sockets and easily sever any joint.
Finally, I resorted to cutting to the joints from either side, and just ripping the socket it with brute force and twisting. Motherfucker, I swear this chicken was doing BJJ with me. It took me a good ten minutes to twist each limb off. And finally, when I was done... Fuck, the chicken's flesh itself was tough as nails. The only part that was remotely edible for normal people imo was the breast... But I took this chicken as a motherfucking challenge and devoured every last, leather-like bite.
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2017-09-19 at 5:41 AM UTC in Scron and HTS in TC right nowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-18 at 2:06 AM UTC in 20 tips for having sex with dogsNot an SG threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-15 at 3:58 PM UTC in im sadjesus christ...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-15 at 12:10 PM UTC in Post in this thread and you will be a character in my one (1) Abandoned Neutrons: In Space comic.I want to make one more comic for old times sake. I will only be making one since it'd be kind of sad to make a continuous amount of comics for a user base of 5 people. So this is your only and last chance to be in Abandoned Neutrons!!!
Next 24 hours only!!!
Some classics from the old days:
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2017-09-14 at 10:35 PM UTC in Scron and HTS in TC right now
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好
can you imagine what highlighter-spelunker boys parents are thinking? im sure theyre about to take the only honorable course and kill themselves.
there cant be anything worse than ones own son pretending to be a woman who is sucking the dick of a socially dejected meth head for all the world to see online.
the only thing worse is getting torpedoed by a nigger.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-14 at 10:21 PM UTC in The Way It Really Is
Originally posted by -SpectraL Yep. All of it CIA/FBI/DHS/shadow government funded. The ironic part is, they use your own money to destroy you and rob you of your rights and freedoms and liberties. Real life monsters, afoot, as we speak.
that.
as i said earlier...nothing is free.
that google-maps shit is used to track movement and that data is compiled...and sold to, literally, anyone who will pay for it.
there are corporations that rent literal spy satellites then offer up images of literally any geographic location within the satellites footprint to literally anyone who is willing to pay the fees. granted...a single pic of mediocre resolution is a couple grand, but...hey...
want a high-res image that used to be the exclusive territory of only the KGB and NRO? its going to cost you as much as an average sized car.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-14 at 5:20 PM UTC in The Way It Really IsThink about Google. They have the best GPS application and it's totally free for everyone. Think about how much money went into Google Maps just to be given away for free.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-11 at 9:10 AM UTC in Jet fuel can't melt steel memes9/11 was the biggest hoax, but there will soon be a bigger one, the great deception of the 2nd coming of christ/space invaders, people will for it again and accept the beast aka being micro-chipped. Their coming to attack, we're in trouble.
the towers were destroyed by thermite, not by jet fuel. traces of thermite was found ALL over the scene of the crime done by disgusting humanity.
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2017-09-09 at 5:14 PM UTC in Planet x?
Originally posted by -SpectraL No. There won't be a collision. But because Nibiru is 8-10 times larger than Earth, as it passes by the Earth, the planet will undergo a pole shift, whereupon the ocean basins will shift, causing tidal waves a mile high, earthquakes on the scale of 10+ all over the planet, volcano eruptions, deadly gamma rays when the Earth's protective shields are disrupted, and an entire host of other major catastrophes. There will be no escaping it. Even the rich will scatter to their bunkers, but those won't save them at all. And what a lot of people don't know is that it's not just Nibiru coming in. It's an entire solar system of large bodies, with moons and giant asteroids in tow, also pulling and pushing a gigantic debris field, which will rain down on the Earth for weeks on end. Only a handful of the population will survive. At least 2/3rds of the world population will be exterminated.
good riddance i say
i cant waitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-09 at 5:06 PM UTC in Planet x?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-09 at 6:47 AM UTC in The Sun and Storms | September 2017 UpdateThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
