Posts by -SpectraL

1. 2019-06-17 at 7:33 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Snoopy was boasting one day on Totse about how I couldn't do fuck all about his spamming UMADs and other garbage, because I no longer had my mod powers, snickering and laughing and taunting me, so that night I hacked into a moderator account and banned him for a month. When he woke up in the morning and found his account banned, he used a sock puppet to come back on and demanded to know who did it. I told him it was me, and he flipped out and went to Metaphysicist and demanded to be unbanned, but Metaphysicist couldn't do, and zok had to unban him. Then I gave the mod his account back. Once Snoopy was back on with his original account, he was even more mouthy, and I could have fucked him over royally, but he basically stopped being a spamming kidiot right there for about the next three months and was mean and ugly instead, knowing that I could apparently off him again at any time and not being able to do anything about it. Gooood times.
2. 2019-06-17 at 7:24 PM UTC in Here's How to Defeat Lanny's Dumb Word enhancements
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   When you encounter one of Lanny's dumb word filters, insert the tag

   /b

   anywhere within the filtered word, between any two characters, with no spaces.
   
   ie:
   
   millennial enhancements to MOON PERSONS.
   
   therefore:
   
   

   mill[/b]lennial

   preserves the original word and becomes
   
   millennial
3. 2019-06-17 at 7:12 PM UTC in got called a fag for not wanting to buy a drill
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Study came out recently... 94% of millennials do not own a hammer, or a screwdriver, or a drill, and cannot change a car tire.
4. 2019-06-17 at 7:10 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Snoopy was one of the Totse hacker mods. Rabbitweed, too.
5. 2019-06-17 at 7 PM UTC in Chaos magic is real
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Wait for it...
   
   
6. 2019-06-17 at 6:38 PM UTC in Are Canadians actually good at anything?
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Nil does "don't" even count as one word?

   
   Yus.
7. 2019-06-17 at 6:34 PM UTC in Are Canadians actually good at anything?
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Octavian 4 words: shut the fuck up

   
   Five words: You don't scare me, kid.
8. 2019-06-17 at 6:33 PM UTC in Are Canadians actually good at anything?
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Two words: Wayne Gretzky.
9. 2019-06-17 at 6:27 PM UTC in Chaos magic is real
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The aliens can control every single atom on the entire planet, including every atom in the planet itself. They keep track of every single one and can modify them all at will. The computing power required to do this is beyond comprehension, but it's only a minute fraction of the energy they have at their disposal.
10. 2019-06-17 at 6:20 PM UTC in Chaos magic is real
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
11. 2019-06-17 at 6:07 PM UTC in This is why lanny is afraid and feels it necessary to use world filtrations
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 what the hell is that

    
    Looks like a pooter.
12. 2019-06-17 at 6:05 PM UTC in Are Canadians actually good at anything?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    One word: Rush.
13. 2019-06-17 at 4:29 AM UTC in Are Canadians actually good at anything?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We burnt down the Whitehouse.
14. 2019-06-17 at 4:28 AM UTC in Man I just got my dick sucked
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Why would someone even take a class to learn how to beat their wife?
15. 2019-06-17 at 4:27 AM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Period Blood A 10 year old boy happened….

    
    Wouldn't that be buggery?
16. 2019-06-16 at 4:57 PM UTC in lanny gave a gay blowjob
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lanny is too awkward to give a gay blowjob.
17. 2019-06-16 at 4:56 PM UTC in Anyone else here ever got high on Jenkem?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I did, when I changed a septic sump pump that was full. It's true, you do get high, but it's a very weird high, where your head is not the same, but you're not quite sure what kind of high you have. I guess the closest you could describe it is like inhaling a lot of that incense you burn in the bedroom.
18. 2019-06-16 at 4:49 PM UTC in Lanny is a retard that sucks at moderation because he's too busy being an alcoholic corporate slave
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm always excited when a fresh batch of spam comes in.
19. 2019-06-16 at 4:46 PM UTC in A prerequisite for being a female NIS OG...
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Period Blood He hasn't been the same since he ate someone's ass after diarrhea.

    
    Maybe he likes mustard.
20. 2019-06-16 at 2:50 PM UTC in My 5ghz broadband modem makes really loud humming/buzzing sounds
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That's how they were designed to sound.