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Posts by -SpectraL

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Malice isn't dead, he's merely sleeping.


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  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    See what I said to you DH'ers when you first got here, eh? Totse they can pick up the smallest detail and use it to exploit you.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by toz He probably ate babies

    I'm sure he's eaten a few.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We will dress only in black and white, and we will wear zebra hats, and we fill the streets and block traffic and force people to at least acknowledge our heterosexuality. Anyone who opposes us will be labelled a heretic.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Bring back the BeigeWarlock!
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country No hetero wants to march in a parade. Parades are inherently flamboyant and gay. Heteros would rather be at the pub, watching TV, or at the lake, or literally anywhere else.


    Never you mind. We're going to march. We're going to march for man on woman sex.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by toz Do any of you know the meme "Cereal Killer" some years back?

    "Cereal Box size boxes with "Baby John and Baby Jane Doe" written on the boxes.

    rituals. esoteric groups. many in the San Francisco area.

    Lanny lives in that area, and he's a devil worshiper.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country No. You would be missing the target and attacking a brick wall like that.

    Then we'll have heterosexual parades and get all the public officials to lead it.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Bob and Doug Mckenzie.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country At work the gay flag was front and centre on our homepage today.

    Gays don't make me feel dirty, but these corporate types certainly do.

    They want to shove it down your throat. We should start displaying heterosexual banners at work and force workers to use them as screensavers on their workstations.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by toz San Francisco is the Comedy Capital of the USA (Or so it's said)
    used to hold some of the most famous clubs and many of the clubs had local people like Margarate Cho and Tom Hank (Yes he did Stand up while trying to get acting parts) and of course the legendary Robin Williams.

    Second City TV (SCTV) was the Canadian side of Second City which is also in Chicago. So Chicago is where many of the original SNL team came from

    One of the members of Second City in the 70s who was also from San Francisco started the Groundlings which started in San Francisco but moved to LA. I think on Melrose place or some shit like that. Most of the newer SNL cast members came from Grounglings.


    and the guys from Workaholic (which two are San Francisco area locals from near Walnut Creek and Concord) Blake Anderson and umm.. the dude who sells drugs and drives the "Rapey Van" who is the shows main writer and director?

    I took a Groundling Workshop.. if you want to get in, you're advised to do this. It was kind of interesting but I wasn't feeling good that day.

    I murdered one of the other classmates and ran off into the tenderloin where the class was being held. hid out at Lanny's

    Eugene Levy, John Candy and Martin Short are all Canadians.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Trannies and twinks have always existed, it's just they dressed normally to hide their real selves.
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The "Religion of Peace".

    - cuts people's heads off
    - throws people off roofs
    - drowns people in cages
    - mutilates female genitals
    - throws acid in women's faces
    - blows up buildings
    - stabs people
    - runs people down with trucks
    - forces people to accept their beliefs under threat of death
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They were always there, just in their closets. Now, they've all come out of their closets, because of the attempted Liberal takeover. That's the only thing that changed.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    https://archive.fo/vmcKI
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Octavian So did you ever manage to help IWD recover his CP **cough**, I mean family photos?

    Why would I do that?
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra kek

    not a good start with that title

    It was enhanced. I originally wrote, "Here's How to Defeat Lanny's Fabulous Word Enhancements". "Fabulous" got changed to "Dumb".
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    My mother knew a man who could tell the future with eerie certainty. Mr. Roger Wilmet. He could tell you when you were going to die and how, and he was always right. People used to come see him all the time and bother him to help them or show them what he could do. He could just touch you and heal you, too. If you had a toothache or a headache or a muscle pulled or even injuries, he could just put his hand on the spot and it was instantly gone. Finally, a bunch of people in the town got really scared and went to his house and pretended to believe him, but they wanted to catch him and expose him as a fraud. Eventually, the conversation came around to him needing to prove he was for real, so Wilmet decided to go along and prove it to them. He told one of them to go get a chest, a chain, two padlocks, a piece of paper, a picture frame with glass in it, and a piece of string. They went and got it, and he put the blank sheet of paper and the picture frame inside the empty chest, wrapped the chain around the chest, put the two padlocks onto the chain (only one of the people had the keys), then tied one end of the string to the big toe of one of the people there and tied the other end through both locks, with the string taught between the chest and the person there. That way, if anyone tried to open the locks or the chest, the person with the string tied to their toe would know. Then everybody sat around the chest in a circle and Wilmet turned off the lights, so it was pitch black in the kitchen. As they sat there in the dark waiting for something to happen, the person with the string tied to their toe suddenly yelled out that there was a pull on the string, and the light was immediately switched on. They all looked at the chest and nothing had changed. The chain was still on, the locks were still secured, the string was still attached, everything just as it was, but when they opened up the chest, the paper was now inside the picture frame and it had Indian writing all across it from top to bottom. Then he started laughing and looking at everyone in a very strange way, and everybody ran out. True story. My Mom said she was one of the people there. She also told me Mr. Wilmet healed her of some things instantly, and even offered to tell her when she was going to die and how, but my Mom refused to hear it, but he kept going and said that she was going to die in something dark.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Dregs what exactly is the point of word enhancements? if this is some sort of edgy shit from adm. across the internet. fuck off Lanny. i seems very faggoty and not in a good faggot way. makes me wanna puke really.

    Make a bitching thread in the bitching forum, please. This thread is strictly about defeating Lanny's idiotic ploys. You know, helping people.
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