Posts by -SpectraL

1. 2019-07-18 at 6:37 PM UTC in Ok, I’m gonna spill the beans....
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by WellHung are we ok?

   
   Lanny was the lynchpin. After the poor kid passed away, we were set adrift on an eternal sea of barren desert. Only God knows what will happen to us now, or what we may encounter when we reach the next horizon.
2. 2019-07-18 at 6:29 PM UTC in Ok, I’m gonna spill the beans....
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by WellHung im getting really bored of this place.

   
   Anything you might be able to nail down?
3. 2019-07-18 at 6:28 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by WellHung Can someone please explain to me why life sucks?

   
   Life sucks simply because you don't make of it what you could make of it. No need to overthink it.
4. 2019-07-18 at 6:26 PM UTC in Ok, I’m gonna spill the beans....
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by stl1 Milk or dark?

   
   Milk, ok. Dark choclolate? No way.
5. 2019-07-18 at 6:22 PM UTC in LANNY YOU FAGGOT GIVE ME A USERTITLE
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Bring back the Beige Warlock!!
6. 2019-07-18 at 9:46 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Buy a small pig as a comfort animal?
7. 2019-07-18 at 9:31 AM UTC in LANNY YOU FAGGOT GIVE ME A USERTITLE
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You could use order of elimination: what user is NOT Totse2K.
8. 2019-07-18 at 3:27 AM UTC in It's honestly hard being so extremely sexy
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by GGG I smell like hibiscus flowers.

   
   Scratch and sniff or it never happened.
9. 2019-07-18 at 3:07 AM UTC in It's honestly hard being so extremely sexy
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   But you smell heavily of spices.
10. 2019-07-18 at 3:05 AM UTC in Ok, I’m gonna spill the beans....
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by DietPiano That's because your generation is all about the BIG BOOBY!!! THIN THIN THIN (including the booty)!!!
    
    Ours is not.

    
    Too close to chocolate for my liking.
11. 2019-07-18 at 3:03 AM UTC in Speedy parker makes fun of people for not having jobs but he posts all day and all night
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by HTS I bet your knees are so fat you have to walk with a cane.

    
    It's his head that's fat.
12. 2019-07-18 at 2:08 AM UTC in Totse Archive
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    At least we say sorry before we burn down your Whitehouses.
13. 2019-07-18 at 2:05 AM UTC in Ok, I’m gonna spill the beans....
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I wouldn't lick candy sparkles off the ass. The tits, maybe.
14. 2019-07-18 at 2:03 AM UTC in Need Suggestions for Home Security
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The so-called safes these days are as cheap as a tin can. It's just one outer skin of 3/8th-inch cheap steal, then another 2 or 3 inches of concrete, maybe 5 or 6 on some models, and then another thin layer of 3/8th-inch cheap steel. With a simple chisel and hand sledge and hammer, one can be opened in under an hour. If you're going to buy a safe worth anything, you have to spend a good deal of money for the best ones.
15. 2019-07-18 at 12:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by GGG 你吃狗肉吗？

    
    Quiet, one-trick pony.
16. 2019-07-18 at 12:10 AM UTC in Need Suggestions for Home Security
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Most people are stupid and put motion detectors everywhere but where it matters. They'll put detectors on the doors, windows, hallways, but they don't put any where the actual valuables are, so the thief simply cuts a hole in the roof or wall and drops straight in to the room with the goods and grabs the loot without even being detected.
17. 2019-07-18 at 12:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by GGG I just eat my dog's shit directly off the ground. It's more environmentally friendly than using plastic bags to clean it up, and this way my hands don't get dirty.

    
    I just eat the whole dog.
18. 2019-07-17 at 10:58 PM UTC in Russia meddles in US and European politics
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Wed. July 17th, 2019
    
    The House of Representatives on Wednesday voted to set aside a resolution by Rep. Al Green, D-Texas, to introduce article of impeachment against President Trump – the third time the Houston-area lawmaker has taken a shot at impeaching the president, but the first since Democrats regained control of the House.
    
    Lawmakers voted 332-95 to table Green’s resolution, which was widely opposed by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and other top Democrats worried that the measure would force vulnerable swing-district lawmakers into peril ahead of the 2020 elections. The bipartisan vote shelved any chance of bringing forth articles of impeachment against Trump in the near future.
19. 2019-07-17 at 10:53 PM UTC in What would realistically happen if the U.S. pulled out from every war and international conflict they are involved in?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I think he could have used it, but he didn't want to tip off the world that he had it. He wanted to perfect it first, make sure it would have the most guaranteed and most widespread destructive capability before unleashing it. Once you use it, everyone knows you have it, so you have to make the first one count. He simply ran out of time.
20. 2019-07-17 at 10:36 PM UTC in Republicans are almost all pedophiles.
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *a wild Joe Biden appears*