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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
One guy took the bathwater and poured it into a mold and made Popsicles.
2019-07-23 at 4:12 PM UTC
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Boris Johnson Prime Minister
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
It's like, who wants to be the new captain of the sinking Titanic, as they all arrange the deck chairs. The Brexit Party will be taking all in the next election. It will be a total political wipeout, like no one there has ever seen before. Just watch and see. The globalists and their muppets are finished. Tick, tock...
2019-07-23 at 4:02 PM UTC
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Where am I supposed to smoke
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
I make it a point to go out of my way to ignore every single rule the socialist Nazis shit out of their dumb asses. Annoys them to no end. And I love telling them to shut the fuck up and get lost when they start sniveling about it. If some idiot walks by while I'm smoking outside and does the fake cough thing, I start mocking their coughing with this retarded coughing sound, and they always turn around with this really angry face, and then I ask them if they'd like a shot or two in the head. Then they speed up and hurry away as quickly as they can to go tell someone, which is fine with me, because when the person they tell comes, I fuck with them, too.
2019-07-23 at 3:53 PM UTC
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Where am I supposed to smoke
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I find the easiest solution is just ignore the signs completely and smoke wherever the fuck you want. When some whiny, snot-nosed Nazi makes a comment, tell them to fuck off or you'll break some bones in their body. They usually get the hint after that, and then you continue to enjoy your smoke. If the bylaw fines you, throw it in the garbage and forget about it.
2019-07-23 at 3:28 PM UTC
in
Speedy Rodent
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
And TheDarkRodent ain't 25.
2019-07-23 at 9 AM UTC
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Candyrein is my property
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You're not allowed to own a negro. Nobody is.
2019-07-23 at 8:58 AM UTC
in
Serial Killer General
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Ted Bundy would go to a mall parking lot in a Volkswagen and carry some stuff to his car while using a cane, and when a woman would walk close by he would pretend to stumble with the cane and half drop the stuff, and the woman would offer to help. When she went to put the stuff into his car, he would bash her over the head from behind with a metal bar and stuff her into the car unconscious.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Like to sleep on the balcony of a 20-story apartment building, when there's a cool breeze.
2019-07-23 at 7:35 AM UTC
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Hallucinating from weed
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Acapulco Gold can give you that psychedelic acid high. High grade shit right there.
Some exotic hashes can give you a psychedelic high as well. Jamaican Gumball, for example. Your eyeballs get so much pressure behind them they feel like they're popping out of your head, your blood is rushing, your whole body feels wrapped in a warm cocoon. Hallucinations are not out of the question. Nepalese Finger Hash. Temple Ball. Cashmere. There's a few hashes that will blow your head off.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Call me crazy, but I still have hope for the poor kid.
