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Posts by -SpectraL

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Usually, it's the sly uncle, isn't it?
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "We shall go on 'til the end.
    We shall fight on the seas and oceans.
    We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be.
    We shall never surrender."

    History recalls how great the fall can be
    While everybody was sleeping, the boats put out to sea
    Borne on the wings of time
    It seemed the answers were so easy to find

    "Too late!" the prophets cry
    "The island's sinking, let's take to the sky!"
    Called the man a fool, stripped him of his pride
    Everyone was laughing, up until the day he died

    Oh, though the wound went deep
    Still, he's calling us out of our sleep
    My friends, we're not alone
    He waits in silence to lead us all home

    So, you tell me that you find it hard to grow
    Well I know, I know, I know
    And you tell me that you've many seeds to sow
    Well, I know, I know, I know

    "And did those feet in ancient time walk upon England's mountains green?
    And was the holy Lamb of God on England's pleasant pastures seen?"

    Can you hear what I'm saying?
    Can you see the parts that I'm playing?
    Holy Man, Rocker Man... come on, Queenie
    Joker Man, Spider Man, Blue-Eyed Meanie

    So, you found your solution!
    What will be your last contribution??
    Live it up, rip it up, why so lazy?
    Give it out, dish it out, let's go crazy, yeah!



  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by livingelegy Helping a stray cat convert to islam

    I highly doubt a cat could fuck a goat. Let me know how it turns out.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Dingo burgers tonight.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ C-3PO had a silver leg.

    Darth Vader actually said "No, I am your father."

    Was that his .. errr.. little leg?
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Did your paper straws come in a plastic bag?
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Take the motherboard's battery out and put it back in.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I saw a lamb lay down with a lion once. When I came back an hour later, the lamb was gone. Never did figure out where it went.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *looks sideways at Captain Falcon*
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by frala

    What's hilarious about that is Joe will never be the President. The Man of the Year who never was.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It will be even worse than rape. Much worse.

    Broom handles, sex toys, amateur science kits (the baking soda volcano?), ropes and pulleys, block & tackle, bottled insects...
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Infinityshock was banned for no good reason. Other members were doing the exact same thing, but Lanny singled out infinityshock, just because Lanny couldn't hold up to that level of criticism. Lanny got butt hurt and banned him. Couldn't take it, so he put a bogus ban on his account. He's been "banning him ever since, for almost two years now, but infinityshock has still been able to post every day. So not only can't Lanny take it, but he wasted all his time, fucked up posts, fucked up threads, deleted and moved valid content, all for no reason at all, except for the sake of his own fragile ego.
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice You have to avoid the penis too

    And the butt hole.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When the shark bites, it's jaws can allow it open its mouth up to three or four times its normal size, and passes the incoming water through its gills quickly, so if its coming in fast, it comes in fully prepared to bite and swallow.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The ones like Pelosi and Schumer and Schiff are all full-blown Satanists. They attend rituals and everything. They have totally spilt identities. They take orders directly from the bad aliens (demons).
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bradley I'll probably have sex with you tbh. Just because you're part of the community. I'm not sure if you can molest adults, I think it just becomes rape.

    It will be even worse than rape. Much worse.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.
    The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.
    The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."
    The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's a tainted thread. Heavily tainted.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    With the shark, all you have to do is avoid the mouth. The rest of the shark is totally fine.
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