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Posts by -SpectraL

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    All the seditious conspirators and traitors will now be rounded up by the military, for their coordinated and well-planned attempt to topple a duly elected President of the United States. No mercy. They're all going down. That's the fat lady singing.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up moron.

    You don't scare me either, kid.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Boiled bullfrog dumplings tonight.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Double-edged, spring-loaded knives are the best. Just touch the end against something, push the button, and PFFFT... right to the hilt.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    My fellow Totse HackerMod.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The message in the 340 was probably rearranged by manipulating triangular sections cut from messages written into rectangles.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls Ur also double demodded

    You don't scare me, kid.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra I was walking home from the train station today and there was a cafe that'd closed but the blinds were still open

    looking inside there was a naked dude standing behind the counter, it looked like he was wearing nothing but gloves

    I was going to take a photo but he saw me and dashed into the back room.

    it reminded me of that scene from Always Sunny where Danny Devito becomes obsessed with germs, eventually getting naked, shaving himself head to toe and getting slathered with hand sanitiser.

    except this guy must've been halfway through the process because he was hairy as fuck, like a Turkish taxi driver

    He was cleaning up after an especially messy murder.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bugz Hey, SpectraL. why are you such a loner? are you wheelchair bound and have a legit reason not to trust people.

    are you Secret MI Canadian James Bond type?

    what's your story? someone showed me a Youtube but it was a guy who suffered from dwarfism and leg problems playing the drums.

    We've known each other online for a long time now. What's your story mr Mystery Man

    I'm a triple agent for the light side.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king It's like being non-binary only you conform to gender standards.
    One day you might feel feminine and wear a dress, the next day you might dress like like a he-man with high heels.

    What do you do if you feel like, say, a coffee table?
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE You are upset but I don't care about your feelings.

    So, you're saying you're a big meanie.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lanny was one of only three mods in Zoklet's history to be booted off the mod team and perma-banned from the BBS, and that's an indisputable fact.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    In the New Normal, genders would not exist. You would basically just be a number. A uni-being.
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Just spoke to one of the good aliens by phone, Roger. Roger says not to worry and Trump isn't going anywhere any time soon.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Infinityshock was permabanned for shitposting (which everybody on the site does) in that thread originally. He was allowed back for no more reason than I felt (bad about my fuckup) like being kind and agreed not to be a shit (and criticize me) in the way that got him banned in the first place. I told him very clearly when I removed his last ban not to do the same kind of shit (criticizing me) that got him banned the first time. He managed to stick to it for several months (and I enjoyed not being picked on), then he didn't (and started saying he would do crude sexual things to me again), and he didn't listen when I told him to stop (so I wouldn't get more butthurt). So he's gone again (and I can now relax and not be so fearful). You're welcome (for abusing my mod/admin powers).

    ^ Ok.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The Creator is just skating circles around them all, taking it right to the very edge. This way, people will know it was him, because only the Creator can surmount these kinds of odds against. It's the modern-day David vs Goliath. The Philistines laughed and jeered, too, right up until the last second.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls Yeah right

    Next time you’ll be having koala burgers

    Had fried koala just last week.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's not over until the fat lady sings.
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  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Texas is going to give the deep state establishment cheats a good run for their money, and most smart people know Texans aren't to be fucked with.
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