Posts by -SpectraL

1. 2016-11-27 at 2:13 AM UTC in happiest
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I would have to say Lanny or that Totse traitor, psychomanthis. In my head, I imagine them as giggling schoolgirls.
2. 2016-11-27 at 2:12 AM UTC in How to teach people things?
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You teach people things by fucking with their heads. Period. End of story.
3. 2016-11-27 at 2:10 AM UTC in Killing myself tonight
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon …this one's played out.

   
   And that's exactly why I keep using it. An extremely effective gambit I learned from our old friend, Snoopy.
4. 2016-11-27 at 12:07 AM UTC in Constant panic attacks that never end
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Let me treat you. You may address me as Dr. -SpectraL in this post.
   
   Take one 1mg Lorazapam (aka Ativan) tablet when waking in the morning, followed by 0.5mg Lorazapam tablets every four hours throughout the day, followed by two 1mg tablets just before bed. Do not exceed a maximum daily dosage of 10mg Lorazapam per day. Store this medication in a cool, dry, dark place, such as the refridgerator (about 35 degrees) for maximum potency.
   
   DISCLAIMER: I take no responsibility for any deaths, including yours, which may occur, due to use of the above information. Please consult your own private doctor for the plan and medication which is the best fit for you.
   
   Please note: Your bill for this Niggas home visit is $2500.00, payable in cash to a goon I will send to your door shortly. (Do not be anxious about this billing, as even Doctors need to eat.)
5. 2016-11-26 at 11:53 PM UTC in Killing myself tonight
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Even despite the fact that nobody who says they'll kill themselves ever does (and more specifically, anyone who didn't see this was a joke is a military grade faggot), one has to be clinically retarded to believe anything I say anyway.

   
   You don't scare me, kid. Never did. Never will. No, siree. So sorry, Cholly.
6. 2016-11-25 at 9:54 AM UTC in Killing myself tonight
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Pretty well everyone here has killed themselves at least a few times.
7. 2016-11-19 at 11:45 PM UTC in Constant panic attacks that never end
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Malice Of a dysfunction/suboptimality in the GABAergic system or with norepinephrine, the amygdala, and serotonin, oxytocin, and the endocannabinoid systems play a role in social anxiety as well.

   
   It's a genuine catch 22. That's what makes it only a temporary relief.
8. 2016-11-18 at 2:49 PM UTC in Constant panic attacks that never end
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The only way to successfully pull yourself out of chronic anxiety is to man up, pull yourself, kicking and screaming, into reality, of your own volition, and through your own sheer determination. Drugs won't help you do that. Powders won't help you do that. Shitting won't help you do that. You have to finally take command of the world, grab it by its two horns, and wrestle it to the ground, whether it likes it or not. Can you do that? Of course you can. It's only because you've convinced yourself that you can't that you don't. You are your own worst enemy, so it is yourself you first have to conquer.
9. 2016-11-18 at 11:26 AM UTC in Constant panic attacks that never end
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by AngryOnion See your all turned around.
   You are trying to fix whats wrong and not the cause of the problem in the first place, if you don't have enough of what your body needs it freaks out.
   And Magnesium Citrate does much more than clean out your shitter.
   Google it and get back to me.
   Wait What? Oh Shit.
   Who am I quoting? ARRGH I give up
   
   Post last edited by AngryOnion at 2016-11-18T04:10:54.417451+00:00

   
   Constipation is not the root cause of anxiety.
10. 2016-11-18 at 4:24 AM UTC in are we just going to pretend the forum hasnt changed?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Crazy people don't know they're crazy, but I do, so that makes me not crazy. Sorry.
11. 2016-11-18 at 3:58 AM UTC in Constant panic attacks that never end
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Try this for four weeks and see if it helps.
    Every night before bed take 1/2 teaspoon of Magnesium Citrate dissolved in a half a glass of water.
    The stuff wont dissolve all the way but it don't taste bad so no big deal.
    It will help you sleep and most people are Magnesium deficient.
    Here are 16 signs of a magnesium deficiency.
    
    Calcium deficiency
    Poor heart health
    Weakness
    Muscle cramps
    Tremors
    Nausea
    Anxiety
    High blood pressure
    Type II diabetes
    Respiratory issues
    Dizziness
    Fatigue
    Potassium deficiency
    Difficulty swallowing
    Poor memory
    Confusion

    
    Magnesium Citrate creates water absorbtion to the intenstines, so the bowels can be flushed out. I will do nothing for anxiety.
12. 2016-11-18 at 3:16 AM UTC in are we just going to pretend the forum hasnt changed?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm the only sane person here.
13. 2016-11-17 at 12:17 AM UTC in Kinda disspointed with the new site
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by bling bling ya idk

    
    But why?
    
    Oh, sorry...
14. 2016-11-17 at 12:16 AM UTC in I hate how sometimes shit happens that makes me look like a fag.
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Your brain has not fully developed yet. Hang in there while it does its thing.
15. 2016-11-16 at 11:47 PM UTC in are we just going to pretend the forum hasnt changed?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lanny also fucked up a bunch of usernames in the process, by not preserving the character sets used. What a nice guy.
16. 2016-11-16 at 5:47 PM UTC in Current topics are all shit
    

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17. 2016-11-16 at 3:58 AM UTC in Now this site is even more retarded than it was before
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We'll call it the poop pattern of extreme addiction.
18. 2016-11-15 at 5:34 PM UTC in the fuck did you do to the site lanny
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Even UBB had some pizzazz.
19. 2016-11-15 at 5:33 PM UTC in Now this site is even more retarded than it was before
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by RisiR Look at that dial phone on the upper right. -Spectro's gonna hack the shit out of it.

    
    You don't scare me in the least, son.
20. 2016-11-15 at 3:06 AM UTC in This site loads too fast. Bring back the slow version
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    At last count, Armsmerchant was being evicted from his shack, along with his 19 cats, and he wasn't happy about it, especially missing limbs and appendages.