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  1. #41
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Even despite the fact that nobody who says they'll kill themselves ever does (and more specifically, anyone who didn't see this was a joke is a military grade faggot), one has to be clinically retarded to believe anything I say anyway.

    You don't scare me, kid. Never did. Never will. No, siree. So sorry, Cholly.
  2. #42
    OH SHIT SPECTRAL IS HERe
  3. #43
    HURRY UP AND END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE YOU MONGREL!.


    Originally posted by greenplastic OH SHIT SPECTRAL IS HERe

    He never left ;)
  4. #44
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't scare me, kid. Never did. Never will. No, siree. So sorry, Cholly.

    You're boring. Find a real gimmick, because this one's played out.
  5. #45
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon …this one's played out.

    And that's exactly why I keep using it. An extremely effective gambit I learned from our old friend, Snoopy.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon one has to be clinically retarded to believe anything I say anyway.

    Haha we should have known our resident, wacky troll would pull one over on us! XD

    That's our captain falcon! So silly, but we love him, right guys?

    Nobody knows who the fuck you are beyond your username and skin color, faggot.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Enter Haha we should have known our resident, wacky troll would pull one over on us! XD

    That's our captain falcon! So silly, but we love him, right guys?

    0/10, Enter is a nice boy

    Nobody knows who the fuck you are beyond your username and skin color, faggot.

    Nobody knows who the fuck you are beyond your autism.

    You also don't actually know the colour of my skin.
  8. #48
    it's brown, denying it now would only mean you want me to be nice to you

    which would be disgusting, how fucking dare you deny your own race, what would your ancestors think
  9. #49
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Satyr Soooo.. Are you gonna do a live stream or post the video after you killed yourself?

    He's going to suicide by cop, like a real man.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Enter it's brown, denying it now would only mean you want me to be nice to you

    which would be disgusting, how fucking dare you deny your own race, what would your ancestors think

    Kid, I'm not even Pakistani. I lived in Pakistan for several years due to a contract from the US military. Then Shadylady tried to act tough and "expose" me because she though that I am DFG due to being in the same country at the time. So I ran with it. How the fuck are you so gullible? Literally everyone has known I'm not Pakistani for years.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Kid, I'm not even Pakistani. I lived in Pakistan for several years due to a contract from the US military. Then Shadylady tried to act tough and "expose" me because she though that I am DFG due to being in the same country at the time. So I ran with it.

    So are machine guns legal in pakistan?

    I hear that if the barrels aren't rifled you can have machine guns in pakistan
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Kid, I'm not even Pakistani. I lived in Pakistan for several years due to a contract from the US military. Then Shadylady tried to act tough and "expose" me because she though that I am DFG due to being in the same country at the time. So I ran with it. How the fuck are you so gullible? Literally everyone has known I'm not Pakistani for years.

    Ah, shit, really man?

    Well if you're not actually brown, then I want to make amends.

    ...Wait, there is just ONE more thing.

    Did you think I'd forget about the time you posted a sign pic for someone, and your hand/arm was brown?

    You brown faggot. Hahahahahah. Fucking kill yourself. I can't believe you actually denied your heritage to stop me from making fun of you. Hahahahahaha.
  13. #53
    wait so is the whole "muslim immigration" thing just a ruse to get arabic people to fuck europeans so that future muslims turn out to be somewhat white like the jedis did all those years ago?
  14. #54
    Originally posted by 180gr 10mm FMJ So are machine guns legal in pakistan?

    I hear that if the barrels aren't rifled you can have machine guns in pakistan

    You need a license that is not available to the general public in order to possess an automatic weapon, or even basically anything above a handguns. I was technically a diplomat though and was allowed to own and carry pretty much whatever.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You need a license that is not available to the general public in order to possess an automatic weapon, or even basically anything above a handguns. I was technically a diplomat though and was allowed to own and carry pretty much whatever.

    Still better than most of the rest of the world, I suppose.

    But I thought pakistani gun law was based on "Prohibited bore" and "non-prohibited bore"
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Enter Well if you're not actually brown, then I want to make amends.


    I genuinely don't give a fuck about you.

    …Wait, there is just ONE more thing.

    Did you think I'd forget about the time you posted a sign pic for someone, and your hand/arm was brown?

    I know you don't really know my commitment to trolling. Every time I "took a sign pic", the arms/hands on each of them were a from some Indian youtube reviewer who shot from POV. In fact this was the subject of an "exposed" thread from JFLC at some point in 2013. I guess you're the one idiot who didn't see. So you're about 3 years behind.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by 180gr 10mm FMJ wait so is the whole "muslim immigration" thing just a ruse to get arabic people to fuck europeans so that future muslims turn out to be somewhat white like the jedis did all those years ago?

    The muslim immigration rhetoric is a ruse to divert the attention of the people of Europe away from the fact that there is rampant corruption in their systems of government and their redistributionist policies are stifling domestic businesses.

    Originally posted by 180gr 10mm FMJ Still better than most of the rest of the world, I suppose.

    But I thought pakistani gun law was based on "Prohibited bore" and "non-prohibited bore"


    Honestly, I'm speaking from secondhand information. I personally have never needed to deal with Pakistani gun law s.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I know you don't really know my commitment to trolling. Every time I "took a sign pic", the arms/hands on each of them were a from some Indian youtube reviewer who shot from POV. In fact this was the subject of an "exposed" thread from JFLC at some point in 2013. I guess you're the one idiot who didn't see. So you're about 3 years behind.

    You really are one sad, pathetic, paki, brown fuck.
  19. #59
    Originally posted by Enter You really are one sad, pathetic, paki, brown fuck.

    It's really knowing that I just made you physically feel distressed and embarrassed for yourself as you struggled and failed to think of an adequate comeback.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's really knowing that I just made you physically feel distressed and embarrassed for yourself as you struggled and failed to think of an adequate comeback.

    Do you actually think anyone reading along to this believes you pretending to be indian for years was a "troll"?

    And not in a passive, "yeah lol I'm indian", but photoshopping personal signs into an indian man's hands.

    You're clearly ashamed of your race, and it's wonderful. You will never achieve self love. You will die as a self-loathing, degenerate paki.

    And hey, if you're not paki like you say, then these insults shouldn't impact you at all, you foul, brown-skinned, worthless sack of shit! You've got nothing to worry about! :)
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