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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Let me kiss it better baby.

    Gross.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker That's what an abscess is genius. An infection of tissue.

    You haven't got a clue what you're talking about, kid.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That's the result of a nasty virus, not an abscess.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He requested to be hearsed to his grave in a garbage truck backing up.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker That's exactly what you don't do, -SpassHoLe.

    I knew I took a risk trying to pop/lance it myself in the first place, but I was sure that I could get the core if I just ignored the pain for the moment. And, I did, but obviously not all of it.

    I bet you couldn't handle it. I did it drug free with the exception of two BC powders a couple hours beforehand.

    Sorry to hear you're a pansy, kid. Personally, I can take any amount of pain, because I'm not a wuss like you are.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by zok jr. What're you fuckin gay?

    I suppose you think you scare me, don'cha, kid?
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^mq and sprectral are both faggots that speak nonsence

    Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute.. weren't you on my side at one time??
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I tried to pop it earlier this morning. So much shit came out of it, but I only made it worse. I didn't get all the way under the core, so it pushed further into my skin. Now, that was pain. I had tears streaming out of both eyes.

    Cross your big toes, take a small sewing needle and pierce it down to the cartilage.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's a pretty apt metaphor. Snowflakes melt under the smallest amount of heat, which is exactly what liberal commies do.
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  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Isn't that worse than the inevitable?. I mean, falling to forces beyond your control is one thing but being undone by "kidiots" makes the whole thing seem fragile.

    Absolutely! Can you just imagine how incompetent, lazy, ignorant and incredibly useless you'd have to be to let a bunch of kids take over your webspace?
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The eyes move and the tongue goes in and out.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Beethoven's 623rd symphony.
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Even when you cut the head clean off, the eyes will still move, looking around one last time. That's why they had the head roll down a chute into a bag or box. There's enough oxygen left in the brain to keep the person conscious for at least half a minute or so.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    No, it couldn't stand up to kidiots and their worthless tripe.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Merlin Sounds like you just pulled a muscle and not the fucked for life kind of back pain. Do some type of stretching routine to stay limber so it doesn't happen again.

    Yoga is gay, do this instead. You are now one step closer to immortality.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdo4HfO2aX0

    I thought the dude would fly, or start floating in mid air, at the end.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Not at all. Totse was based on a system of order and propriety. That's what made it as great as it was.

    [edit]
    And btw... the question was "how do I get over a cold immediately. There IS only one answer to that kind of question: suicide, like cutting off your head, just like I said. Try again, Bill Krozby.





    Post last edited by -SpectraL at 2017-01-27T01:40:46.958507+00:00
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The night before, Snoopy had been crowing loudly for hours about how invincible he was, laughing and scoffing at me that I was just a regular and couldn't do anything to him. "Dare ya. Double dare ya" bullshit. When he woke up the next morning, he saw he'd been banned, and I just had to chuckle. One of the moderators had used a Hotmail account to register their account, which had expired, so I recreated the account and sent a password reset to it. Instant mod. LOL Then, Metaphysicist said on SlashNet #totse that Snoopy was crying to get unbanned, and was insisting that he was innocent, but Meta didn't believe him and thought the mod had done it based on evidence of multiple accounts. I just had to chuckle again. Dumb kid just doesn't know when he's way in over his head!

    Ah, the good old days.
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  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Every once in a blue moon you post something worthwhile.

    You don't scare me.
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