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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Pushups.. pfffft.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Commit, not committed.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's just a new tag Lanny or someone added.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Have you had bad experiences with females or something?

    I'm just telling it like it was, not hoping for a head examination.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I guess when you start getting corn skins showing up between your teeth, it's time to give it a break.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'd imagine you'd have to brush your mouth and chew some mint bubble gum or something later, to get rid of the taste.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by reject It could even be myself and I'm severely schizophrenic with like 25 different personalities

    Could be. If that were the actual case, you wouldn't know it. I doubt the other yous would know it either.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm agreeing.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I mean it's like trying to get a stain out of a carpet by wiping it around. You might get a good majority of it but you're definitely not getting the base layer.

    There's still going to be that residual aftertaste.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ There's no way to properly wipe an ass unless you're using hot water and soap there's gonna be some residuals all up in there .

    In the crevices of the sphincter.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Especially if the person didn't wipe their ass properly.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Why would the wife call the pohlice if beating the shit out of her was legal?

    Because she didn't know what else to do and was too stupid to realize the police really didn't care.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I don't get how someone could lick another person's asshole. Wouldn't that be damned infectious, as for diseases and sicknesses?
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by reject I wouldn't be surprised if the only people who post here is me and one other person pretending to be everyone else

    You're posting on a dead ghost-town forum with only one person on it besides yourself.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Back when I was about 10 years old, it was "legal" to beat up your wife. If she called the police, the police would arrive, look at all the blood all over her face and all the bruises all over her body, shake hands with the husband, they would have a friendly chat about some other subject, tell the woman that she should probably learn to keep her mouth shut and respect her husband, and then the police would leave.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I remember many parents back then would literally force their kids to eat soap, if they mouthed off or used profanity. Well, you didn't actually end up eating it, but it coated your mouth real good and part way down your throat. Like, just grab the kid and start forcing small slivers of soap into their mouths.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Another cruel punishment they used to give is they would pour uncooked white rice in a corner at the front of the class, and then make you kneel on it, with your nose pointing into the corner, for a half hour or an hour. So at the end, you had these rice kernels literally embedded right into the meat of your kneecaps and part of your legs. Then when you brushed those off, it left a field of deep, red pock marks. The whole time, the rest of the class would be watching you.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mashlehash If I took Lanny on a date, I would buy cheap wine.

    You would also do very well with Vermouth and Peach Schnapps.
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm not kidding, though. That's the way it really was back in the '50's and '60's, and before that even worse, because those were mostly run by Catholics.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Kids who were late for class, even 30 seconds, had to line up in front of the teacher's desk in front of the whole class and one at a time lay their open palm upward on the desk, and then the teacher would take this thick leather strap and whack you four or five times on the open hand... WHACK... WHACK... WHACK... WHACK... and then your hand turned bright red, and you'd go and sit down with everyone staring at you.
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