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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Girls have a kind of vapor lock on their muffs, though.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien You were molested.

    If that was the case, then the entire male student body was molested as well, because we all had to undergo this "dick examination".
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Anybody can put a rope around your neck, strangle you with it, then tie it to something afterward. These incompetent dunces declare suicide without even a full examination. There is still zero evidence to point to suicide.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Pointed up like.. tucked under the waist band of your swimming trunks? Sorry I really don't understand how you can put your dick up or down when you're swimmng. WTF?? ahaha

    The swimming trucks are tight enough fitting to hold your dick in place, however you prefer positioning it.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ What the fuck is a folded over penis?

    You know... when you're swimming, you can have your pecker pointing straight up or folded down over your sack. According to this teacher, if you bend your dick over your sack, you can get germs and bacteria in there. If you point it up, the bacteria can't accumulate.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He was probably hung.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    REAL NIGGA HOURS

    Post last edited by -SpectraL at 2017-05-18T20:25:43.444390+00:00
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Chris Cornell was worth upwards of $225 million at the time of his death.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Wiz IStry

    like

    Den TIStry
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Can't see the North Koreans cooperating very much with western intelligence.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by احمد الحميد test

    msg recvd abdula
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by fag I'm starting to not believe you.

    I swear on the Totse Bible that every word I said is the complete truth.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Another Hollywood hit. He was on a tour which still had sold out shows to play, and he was obviously excited on Facebook and Twitter about playing those shows. If he really wanted to kill himself, he would have waited until those shows were done. He was just worth more $$$ dead than alive, that's all. Robbin Williams, Prince, David Bowie... the list goes on and on.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by NARCassist I think the real question should be did you enjoy it?




    .

    If she gave you a hard on, that was even more embarrassing.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You're OK, RisiR. I don't mind your bullshit. It's bullshit, but it's OUR bullshit, m'kay?
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're on a roll, bud. Can you tell us another story?

    When I was in middle school, our gym teacher was an older lady, and as all the males were about to go into the swimming pool she would line up all the boys to check their dicks. She always instructed each male that their dick should always be pointed up when swimming in the pool, because, she insisted, if it was folded down, disease and rot could too easily form down there. So she would line up all us boys and pull our bathing trunks open in front and check each one of us, to make sure our dicks were properly positioned before we went in. If you forgot and left your dick folded over, she would grab it and re-position it properly. I was the only kid who finally had enough, and when she went to check, I told her I didn't need anything checked. Then she said I was just being silly, but I refused to let her touch me. Then she got mad and said I would be reported. I said, fine, go ahead bitch, do it. But nothing ever happened, and she never tried it again with me.
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's because they refuse to believe that anyone else rejects them and their idiocy but I. So they self-manufacture this bedtime story of theirs that I just MUST be everyone who thinks they're a waste of good bandwidth. It's not hard math.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Horrible work.
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