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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Hard to tell if there's any tapering going on there.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Sorry, you have to include the hyphen. I'm not willing to budge on that either.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I take argument with the use of the term "appendage".
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
"What are you looking for, officer?"
"A penis."
"There it is!"
2018-07-12 at 1:09 AM UTC
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We Shall Be Reborn!
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I've paid my dues, time after time
I've done my sentence, but committed no crime
And bad mistakes, I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I've come through
And I need just go on and on and on
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions, we are the champions
No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world
I've taken my bows and my curtain calls
You've brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it, I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race, and I never lose
And I need just go on and on and on
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions, we are the champions
No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world
2018-07-12 at 12:59 AM UTC
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If I were a crab...
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Getting boiled alive isn't all it's cracked up to be.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
That guy was twins before birth, and the two assholes were compressed into one giant asshole.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
All your base are belong to us.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Long Dong Silver
Famed for the apparent size of his penis, reputedly 18 inches (46 cm), he appeared in several pornographic movies in the UK and US during the late 1970s and early 1980s. However, photographer Jay Myrdal has revealed that although Silver “was immensely endowed… a good nine or ten inches,” the penis featured in his porn shoots was faked. After at first successfully using “complicated multi-exposure techniques” to enhance Silver’s natural endowments for still photography, Myrdal later persuaded Christopher Tucker, the makeup artist for the film The Elephant Man, to create the prosthetic which greatly contributed to the notoriety of Long Dong Silver. Myrdal comments that, “It was very light, a very delicate foam latex sleeve that fit on over the cock, carefully glued down underneath by the pubes and then made up.”
2018-07-11 at 8:45 PM UTC
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ATTN: Admin
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
This isn't about bling bling.
2018-07-11 at 8:42 PM UTC
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ATTN: Admin
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Unban finny and scronaldo.
If they decide to continue to post-flood, then you can revert and nothing has been lost.
This is a fair solution.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
He has a personal assistant to stimulate him just before taking professional photos.