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Who has the smallest dick on NIS?

  1. #41
    Madman African Astronaut
    I want to see someone get surgery and add more dicks and make it like a cross joint.
  2. #42
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Rivotril Lenght: 16.4cm
    Girth: 17.1cm

    If your dick is <16cm lenght, it's small. If your dick is <14cm girth, it's small too.

    16cm = 6.2".

    "Less than half a foot is small"

    Go fuck yourself nigger.
  3. #43
    Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by Cootehill 16cm = 6.2".

    "Less than half a foot is small"

    Go fuck yourself nigger.
    Yes, it is. Ask it for any woman.
  4. #44
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Cootehill 16cm = 6.2".

    "Less than half a foot is small"

    Go fuck yourself nigger.

    I mean... it is. But it's okay. Having a big dick isn't everything.
  5. #45
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    [quote pk=484025 S

    Originally posted by HTS Noooooo. đŸ˜«



    Originally posted by HTS Noooooo. đŸ˜«

    Why?
  6. #46
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Cootehill Why?

    I ain't about that life. I don't think scron is either. I'll suck a dick, but... đŸ˜«đŸ˜Ł
  7. #47
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *types "world's longest penis" into Google*


    Jonah Adam Falcon appears, with a flag-pole-waving reach of an incredible 13.5".

  8. #48
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    God almighty.........
  9. #49
    That’s a workout just jerking off. I’D GET A DICK REDUCTION AND DONATE TO A CHARITABLE CAUSE LIKE DICKS FOR LOVE.
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  10. #50
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He has a personal assistant to stimulate him just before taking professional photos.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by -SpectraL *types "world's longest penis" into Google*


    Jonah Adam Falcon appears, with a flag-pole-waving reach of an incredible 13.5".


    Please take down my PI
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  12. #52
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by blaster master You guys know how me and my friends compare who has the longest penis? Two of us drop trow and get hard, then facing each other we slowly walk towards each other and whoevers pokes the other guy first has the longer penis.

    You have it down to a science...lol.
  13. #53
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL *types "world's longest penis" into Google*


    Jonah Adam Falcon appears, with a flag-pole-waving reach of an incredible 13.5".


    From Brooklyn...about average. Lol.
  14. #54
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by joerell From Brooklyn…about average. Lol.

    How deep is your gash?
  15. #55
    Originally posted by mmQ How deep is your gash?

    Lol, I read this like The BeeGees singing it

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  16. #56
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Long Dong Silver

    Famed for the apparent size of his penis, reputedly 18 inches (46 cm), he appeared in several pornographic movies in the UK and US during the late 1970s and early 1980s. However, photographer Jay Myrdal has revealed that although Silver “was immensely endowed
 a good nine or ten inches,” the penis featured in his porn shoots was faked. After at first successfully using “complicated multi-exposure techniques” to enhance Silver’s natural endowments for still photography, Myrdal later persuaded Christopher Tucker, the makeup artist for the film The Elephant Man, to create the prosthetic which greatly contributed to the notoriety of Long Dong Silver. Myrdal comments that, “It was very light, a very delicate foam latex sleeve that fit on over the cock, carefully glued down underneath by the pubes and then made up.”
  17. #57
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ITT OP IS A LIL QUEERMO THAT WANTS TO SEe TEH CACK
  18. #58
    Madman African Astronaut
    9 or 10 inches is "immensely endowed"? nioce
  19. #59
    HTS highlight reel
    This guy legit has 2 dicks.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/diphallicdude?lang=en
  20. #60
    Madman African Astronaut
    That guy doesn't deserve two penises, hes offended by this, https://www.ispot.tv/ad/dwiX/five-below-the-way-of-wow
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