2018-08-09 at 9:35 PM UTC
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Is the site slow?
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Only some threads are slower loading.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
1. Buy $150 item.
2. Place $150 item in car.
3. Select same item off shelf and get $150 refund at desk with receipt from first purchase.
4. Sell first item on E-Bay for $100.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The proper thing to do there is when he turns to face you, you smash your fist directly into his face and try and break some bones there. For the female, you pull out a pepper spray can and shoot it full force right in his eyes and nose and mouth and then grab him by the hair and bounce his head off the steering wheel a few times. All good in self defense.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
*this thread is now about smelly dicks*
2018-08-08 at 8:21 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I knocked on the back of a Chinese restaurant once and this was the actual conversation:
*knock, knock*
Chinese Cook: Yes...
Me: I was just wondering if it's true you buy cats.
Chinese Cook: You got da cat?
Me: No, I was just wondering if you use cat meat in your eggrolls and stuff...
Chinese Cook: You want sell cat??
Me: No. I'm curious if you buy cats and...
Chinese Cook: Yes, we buy da cat... you bring da cat, we give you da ten dollas.
Me: Ok, thanks for the info.
Chinese Cook: No, pwobwem.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
But our Enter is different. He actually means it. Sure, he won't leave, BUT HE MEANS IT.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Just a little reminder... Enter has left 43 times so far.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
How do we stop you? What are your demands?
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Looks like it could be a guy, kneeling down, and folding his calves into the shape of a vag.