2018-08-01 at 10:19 PM UTC
I'm talking 100 smackaroes cold hard ca5h, into ur wollet. Ideally in just an hour or so. CA5H only
edit: lamy make the title also say this at the end: SCALABLE, DOABLE, FLEXIBLE, GIG HUSSLE??? NAH?
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2018-08-01 at 11:20 PM UTC
Prostitute your butthole.
2018-08-01 at 11:22 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Here's the full list of body parts and their cost:
Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525
Scalp: $607
Skull with Teeth: $1,200
Shoulder: $500
Coronary Artery: $1,525
Heart: $119,000
Liver: $157,000
Hand and Forearm: $385
Pint of Blood: $337
Spleen: $508
Stomach: $508
Small Intestine: $2,519
Kidney: $262,000
Gallbladder: $1,219
Skin: $10 per square inch
2018-08-01 at 11:43 PM UTC
~L J~
African Astronaut
[this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
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2018-08-02 at 12:57 AM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
$45,000.00 for 15 minutes
2018-08-02 at 2:07 AM UTC
one hunnid doller bills r blu
2018-08-02 at 2:18 AM UTC
SO FAR we come up with:
*buy a carpet-shampooer and go pound on doors till someone agrees to give u a cool hunned n twenty to wash their carpets
*extract unused "rims" from cars abandoned at side of road and sell for re-use
*buy and decorate little miniature flower pot things and put baby cactuses or bonsi trees or shit in them for cheap, and get ppl to give u about like 45 dollars because it is cute and will make them look good to their friends when they have a rare dope ass tree on their desk
*also i just come up with this one before i hit submit - make USB ' fireworks ' like one that looks like one of those midget bluetooth or wifi dongles but when you plug it in it gets hot as shit and ignites one of those firework snakes which grows from ur port and amazes ur cowerkers
2018-08-02 at 2:24 AM UTC
olive um bet sum worch butter in udders
2018-08-09 at 9:18 PM UTC
wait i dont want lesbians misusing my seed to create more gays unless they pay a hefty surcharge
2018-08-09 at 9:22 PM UTC
Tell your grammy ur kitty is sick and needs 100 dollars ca5h to feel better.
2018-08-09 at 9:29 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
1. Buy $150 item.
2. Place $150 item in car.
3. Select same item off shelf and get $150 refund at desk with receipt from first purchase.
4. Sell first item on E-Bay for $100.
2018-09-20 at 9:31 PM UTC
Hold a sign on a busy corner. They make like minimum wage. Maybe dress in an army uniform.
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