-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I think Malice holds the record, at one inch.
2018-08-20 at 10 AM UTC
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ATTN: LAΝNY
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
None of you frighten me in the least.
2018-08-20 at 4:16 AM UTC
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Do you shoplift?
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Amazing the stories you hear when you're sitting 20-60 minutes with a thief in the back room waiting for the cops to arrive. Sob stories, pro stories, threat stories, stories that just make you go wtf?? Some of them are hilarious.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Not a female salivation thread.
2018-08-20 at 3:09 AM UTC
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Do you shoplift?
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I've nabbed some people who offered me basically anything to let them go. Caught police officers, teachers, ambassadors, clergy, all kinds. Many of them beg and beg and beg and won't stop begging right until the end, then they curse you to hell. I've been offered thousands of dollars, sex, wads of 20's and 50's out of pocket many times, offered cars, offered high paying jobs, you name it. Many of them don't steal because they don't have the money, they steal because it's fun, and because it feels good to get free stuff. But when they get caught, they get this idea that their life is totally destroyed, and they will do anything to make you let them go.
2018-08-20 at 3:02 AM UTC
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ATTN: LAΝNY
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
There are 1312 words which contain the phrase, LAΝ. It's just a pain to be writing a post and then submit, only to find out two of your words have been changed and the sentences don't even make sense anymore. Since when did the kiddy games take priority over legibility and honest discussion?
2018-08-20 at 2:13 AM UTC
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ATTN: LAΝNY
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Your kiddie-games word enhancement is also screwing up words with "LAΝ" in them.
2018-08-19 at 2:43 PM UTC
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Back to Zoklet Basics
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Zok is buried under the apple tree in my backyard. I make an apple pie every fall.