Posts by -SpectraL

1. 2018-11-21 at 1:33 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Everything I've said is 100% true.
2. 2018-11-21 at 1:24 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   K-Mart has a policy where everyone gets taken in and charged. This policy is posted right in the hallway leading to the offices. If they don't go voluntarily, they have a right to remain where they are until police arrive, but if they take a step away after being arrested, LP is legally authorized to tackle. If you swing, it becomes legal force-for-force for LP, all punches are good ones. And yes, we do use handcuffs on lifters who fight back. We can also drag them all the way upstairs afterward. Try it some day and you'll find out for yourself.
3. 2018-11-21 at 1:13 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It's like 50/50. Half of them want to fight, and do, the other half just put up a fuss and end up surrendering.
4. 2018-11-21 at 1:11 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Narc Security guards ain't allowed to put cuffs on anyone you fool. You just slipped right up there.
   
   
   
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   K-Mart LP are allowed cuffs. Mine were Smith & Wesson.
5. 2018-11-21 at 1:05 PM UTC in ITT we mischaracterize our identities
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your mistaken.

   
   Posting styles are way too similar. You can't hide your style, bud.
6. 2018-11-21 at 1:03 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Narc Shut up you Muppet. I've been to jail speckles, that place is full of fronters just like you. I can spot y'all a mile away.
   
   
   
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   Quiet.
   
   

   Originally posted by Sudo oh my god this is the cringiest load of bullshit I've ever read. I wish we had signatures on this site.
   
   Spectral you are officially saddest old man on the internet. You literally feel the need to lie to strangers and that's fucking sad. You do it over and over again and it's really weird, just say you used to be a K Mart security guard like a normal person instead of typing a huge load of cringey bullshit.

   
   Quiet.
7. 2018-11-21 at 1:02 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You have deal with carders at the checkouts, too, and they're always jackrabbits when you approach them to slap the cuffs on. They'll jump all over the damned place. Just holding onto them is extremely tough. And they'll be kicking and punching and spitting and hissing the entire time. Not all, but the vast majority of them. They have some kind of weird idea that because they're "only using a hot card" they're not really thieves and can just go home. You also have your refund scammers. They're usually basketcases, too. They almost never go quietly, and you're almost guaranteed to be throwing punches before even a few minutes pass.
8. 2018-11-21 at 12:58 PM UTC in Saudi Shitlib Reporter goes into Saudi Consulate in Istanbul, doesn't come back out again.
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The enemy of my enemy is an enemy of my enemy of my enemies.
9. 2018-11-21 at 12:55 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I'm far from skinny. I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I worked loss prevention at K-Mart for 10 years. Can you just imagine the number of fights I've been in, and how many different kinds of people I've went up against? Cops, body builders, martial arts experts, ambassadors, internal employees, crazy people, huge people, drugged-out people, every kind of person imaginable. I've made over 5,000 apprehensions, and do you really think most people just go along quietly? Not a chance. Most people do not go quietly. Add to that, you are working gangs and professional lifters in groups, so it's often just me against all them out in the parking lot. I've been dragged from cars, mobbed, ambushed, everything imaginable. The likes of you wouldn't last half a minute with the likes of me.
10. 2018-11-21 at 12:38 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I could take any one of you with one arm tied up behind my back.
11. 2018-11-21 at 12:16 PM UTC in ITT we mischaracterize our identities
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people keep thinking im benny.

    
    You ARE benny, benny.
12. 2018-11-21 at 12:13 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've been in hundreds of fights in my life and never lost. I did have one guy who wouldn't go down no matter how many shots to the head he took, so I finally gave up, and I had another guy who I knocked out so bad the whites of his eyes were showing, but didn't finish off (because I made the mistake of feeling sorry for the idiot), then ten minutes later he snuck up behind me and sucker punched me in the side of the head, whereupon I did finish him off, but never lost a fight yet.
13. 2018-11-21 at 12:04 PM UTC in Saudi Shitlib Reporter goes into Saudi Consulate in Istanbul, doesn't come back out again.
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Erdogan is one of the worst international/domestic terrorists the world has ever known. Makes Hitler look like a boy scout. Hopefully, he'll be assasinated before too long; that's what usually happens to these brainless tyrants who think they're cute.
14. 2018-11-21 at 10:13 AM UTC in FUCK YOU
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The daughters weren't five. They were adults.
15. 2018-11-21 at 12:30 AM UTC in Infinityshock's Ban
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Prove it. Kill him.

    
    You're a tyrant, too!??
16. 2018-11-20 at 11:22 PM UTC in So, my mom passed tonight.
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Codeine is the best for that. Tylenol 3.
17. 2018-11-20 at 11:21 PM UTC in Do You Guys Think Rust Was A Little Obsessed?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol the fact that you call him "finny" speaks volumes…

    
    Never mind, Finny. Almost one year to the day ago, you were banned by Lanny just for calling him fat.
18. 2018-11-20 at 10:45 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Wondering what it means when your screen shakes and you get pastel balloons all over the screen?🙊

    
    That means you've been forked hard.
19. 2018-11-20 at 10:35 PM UTC in Saudi Shitlib Reporter goes into Saudi Consulate in Istanbul, doesn't come back out again.
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The tapes indicate they strangled him into unconsciousness, and then chopped him up while still alive.
20. 2018-11-20 at 10:34 PM UTC in So, my mom passed tonight.
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Just smear a little bit of desensitizing toothpaste on it beforehand. There is a chemical in it which deadens the nerve for about an hour or two.