2018-11-21 at 12:59 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I'm far from skinny. I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I worked loss prevention at K-Mart for 10 years. Can you just imagine the number of fights I've been in, and how many different kinds of people I've went up against? Cops, body builders, martial arts experts, ambassadors, internal employees, crazy people, huge people, drugged-out people, every kind of person imaginable. I've made over 5,000 apprehensions, and do you really think most people just along quietly? Not a chance. Most people do not go quietly. Add to that, you are working gangs and professional lifters in groups, so it's often just me against all them out in the parking lot. I've been dragged from cars, mobbed, ambushed, everything imaginable. The likes of you wouldn't last half a minute with the likes of me.
oh my god this is the cringiest load of bullshit I've ever read. I wish we had signatures on this site.
Spectral you are officially saddest old man on the internet. You literally feel the need to lie to strangers and that's fucking sad. You do it over and over again and it's really weird, just say you used to be a K Mart security guard like a normal person instead of typing a huge load of cringey bullshit.
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2018-11-21 at 1:02 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You have deal with carders at the checkouts, too, and they're always jackrabbits when you approach them to slap the cuffs on. They'll jump all over the damned place. Just holding onto them is extremely tough. And they'll be kicking and punching and spitting and hissing the entire time. Not all, but the vast majority of them. They have some kind of weird idea that because they're "only using a hot card" they're not really thieves and can just go home. You also have your refund scammers. They're usually basketcases, too. They almost never go quietly, and you're almost guaranteed to be throwing punches before even a few minutes pass.
2018-11-21 at 1:11 PM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Plus most people are smart enough to know they would be more than tripling their sentence if they assault somebody.
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2018-11-21 at 1:13 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
It's like 50/50. Half of them want to fight, and do, the other half just put up a fuss and end up surrendering.
2018-11-21 at 1:19 PM UTC
I worked loss prevention when I was in college
You aren’t allowed to man handle anyone. Just follow and call the police if they don’t comply
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2018-11-21 at 1:24 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
K-Mart has a policy where everyone gets taken in and charged. This policy is posted right in the hallway leading to the offices. If they don't go voluntarily, they have a right to remain where they are until police arrive, but if they take a step away after being arrested, LP is legally authorized to tackle. If you swing, it becomes legal force-for-force for LP, all punches are good ones. And yes, we do use handcuffs on lifters who fight back. We can also drag them all the way upstairs afterward. Try it some day and you'll find out for yourself.
2018-11-21 at 1:28 PM UTC
We believe you, bro. Dont worry, We don't think you're fabricating all this, just for the attention...
2018-11-21 at 1:33 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Everything I've said is 100% true.
2018-11-21 at 1:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I'm far from skinny. I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I worked loss prevention at K-Mart for 10 years. Can you just imagine the number of fights I've been in, and how many different kinds of people I've went up against? Cops, body builders, martial arts experts, ambassadors, internal employees, crazy people, huge people, drugged-out people, every kind of person imaginable. I've made over 5,000 apprehensions, and do you really think most people just go along quietly? Not a chance. Most people do not go quietly. Add to that, you are working gangs and professional lifters in groups, so it's often just me against all them out in the parking lot. I've been dragged from cars, mobbed, ambushed, everything imaginable. The likes of you wouldn't last half a minute with the likes of me.
LOL body builders and martial arts experts are frequent shop lifters at Kmart? Sounds legit.
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2018-11-21 at 1:53 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Spectral is a boss nigga and these pussy ass bitches can't accept it. He'd kick all your asses with one arm tied behind his back. Back in 1987 he studied krav maga with a former Iranian commando. You think SpectraL is scared of your ass?
Kid, you do not scare him
