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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
American Pioneer: "Smell me, Martha. Am I still good?"
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
American pioneers only bathed every six months.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Real Canadians made a huge mistake in letting these French fucks flood the country. Now a real Canadian can't even get a job without being required to speak frog in their own country. Now we've got French fucks trying to completely take over the government, the public sector, everything. If it were up to me, I'd have them all rounded up and shipped back to their frog homeland.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Actually, most real Canadians want to kick the invading French out of Canada and back to their socialist shithole in France.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I prefer the "chubby" moniker, when referring to Lanny.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Ok, well, how do we get fat Lanny weighed? Do we leave a trail of full vodka glasses leading over and across a bathroom scale?
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
All teh good peeps are from Canada.
2018-11-30 at 1:57 AM UTC
in
Infinityshock's Ban
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The mods he would appoint would be even worse than he is. Trust me on that.
2018-11-30 at 1:55 AM UTC
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The Flying COW
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
This flying cow thread had endless possibilities. A real cryin' shame.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
What you do is stick your face in one of his armpits. This will incapacitate your senses and immunize you from the rest of the smell for at least two or three hours.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Some of your closest associates, who you think are human, are actually aliens in human form, both good and bad.