Posts by -SpectraL

1. 2018-12-04 at 10:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You don't really sound like you are even trying to help yourself.
2. 2018-12-04 at 10:28 PM UTC in Good News Everyone! George HW Bush finally dead!
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   When the CIA executes top secret projects where high levels of criminality is involved, once the project is completed, half of the CIA team is ordered to eliminate the other half of the team, and then the remaining half of the team is eliminated by third-party special-project soldiers for hire. This way, no evidence of the secret project remains.
   
   George H.W. Bush was a Director of the CIA.
3. 2018-12-04 at 10:19 PM UTC in Drunk Steelers fan punches and chokes pregnant Chargers fan during a game in the Steel City...
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Lanny You know what else was designed for just that reason? The bible.

   
   I would have to agree with you. However, I would have to point out we are talking about an inverse situation in that case. The Bible serves to draw people away from the dark and toward the light, whereas the machinations of the world serve to draw people away from the light and toward the dark.
4. 2018-12-04 at 10:15 PM UTC in The Next US President will be...
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Trump will be in office for a full two terms. All the prophecies say it. After that, God help us all.
5. 2018-12-04 at 8:07 PM UTC in Drunk Steelers fan punches and chokes pregnant Chargers fan during a game in the Steel City...
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Sports, along with all the accompanying idiocy, was designed specifically and cleverly to divert the attention of the dumb ass masses away from the issues which actually matter. The ruling elite have been using this trick since the Roman days, when they used to feed entire families to the lions and everyone would come and bring their families and laugh and cheer and enjoy a good night out.
6. 2018-12-04 at 8:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by GGG I've been looking for rice sausage, but I think I'm going to the wrong Asians.

   
   Have you consulted our resident Chinaman, benny, yet. The guy's like Confuscious.
7. 2018-12-04 at 8 PM UTC in change the title of bitch and moan
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Or we could call it the "Get That Bastard Lanny" forum.
8. 2018-12-04 at 7:59 PM UTC in Drunk Steelers fan punches and chokes pregnant Chargers fan during a game in the Steel City...
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby football is so lame, who wants to see a bunch of hairy fat men wearing tights jumping on each other making weird grunting sounds…

   
   And they're all sweaty and stinky, too.
9. 2018-12-04 at 7:58 PM UTC in The Next US President will be...
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Hillary Clinton. Bill the Rapist will be the first First Gentleman.
10. 2018-12-04 at 7:54 PM UTC in Drunk Steelers fan punches and chokes pregnant Chargers fan during a game in the Steel City...
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Was the pregnant fan a man or a woman?

    
    Woman. The wife/girlfriend of the guy getting headbutted.
11. 2018-12-04 at 7:44 PM UTC in Kansas City Chiefs release all pro running back Kareem Hunt after they discover a video of him punching and kicking a woman..
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
12. 2018-12-04 at 7:41 PM UTC in Drunk Steelers fan punches and chokes pregnant Chargers fan during a game in the Steel City...
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
13. 2018-12-04 at 6:58 PM UTC in my toilet is a piece of shit
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why not just pour drano into it ?

    
    Because that won't really do shit.
14. 2018-12-04 at 6:53 PM UTC in If thenearth had no poles, would it have been harder for them to decide which way is "up" official maps?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    On the top of the world, water drains counterclockwise. On the bottom of the world, water drains clockwise.
15. 2018-12-04 at 6:50 PM UTC in Good News Everyone! George HW Bush finally dead!
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Surely, HTS is worth more than one damned goat. Push for two and half goats!
16. 2018-12-04 at 6:48 PM UTC in my toilet is a piece of shit
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Turn off the main water valve. Remove the four anchor bolts from the base of the toilet. Remove the toilet. Stick a long stick with a metal plate taped to the end of it down the hole and scrape out the crud. Scrape the crud out of the toilet base hole. Reattach the toilet. Restore the water. You are now good for another few years.
17. 2018-12-04 at 6:42 PM UTC in Good News Everyone! George HW Bush finally dead!
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    
18. 2018-12-04 at 6:29 PM UTC in "Fancy Bear", where are you?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by cupocheer PSA:I am conducting an end-of-the-year survey. Please bear with me?~~§~~

    
    
    Necro-bumping AND post flooding. I'm impressed.
    
    *posting in a cupo 99-year ban thread*
19. 2018-12-04 at 6:25 PM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Weigh TWO live dicks and then divide by two.
20. 2018-12-04 at 12:51 PM UTC in 8===D
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by gadzooks ASCII art was the porn of the early 1990's.

    
    True. Couldn't even post real pics yet. All we could do was scribble.