Originally posted by mmQ
That's a new shot now too- the liquefied caliper. As advertised it is literally a cheap plastic caliper melted down in front of you into a shot glass with a splash of your liquor of choice. Target audience of college frat kids, mentally disabled folks, and myself.
Lets pounds cals broskonymous rex!
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The idea of you molesting children used to make me furious, but the fact that youre so terrible at it makes it HILARIOUS.
You actually make for a good stand up joke about tiers of pedophiles. Chad Epsteins vs betacuck oldje watchers
“So yeah this 13 year old on tiktok said shed come tongue my ass clean but she needed me to cashapp her $60 for a bus pass. 2 days later and shes ghosting me. Thats the thing with this generation is theyre oversexualized and with NO INTEGRITY”
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Originally posted by Kafka
Mik was a miracle, he had the patience to put up with me spamming him for four years, I could be myself with him and we had good sexual chemistry.
i.e- incel, willing to deal with your inane bullshit and autistic ramblings.
Been there, done that sister.
He wasnt a miracle he was just very desperate and/or lonely.
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Originally posted by Kafka
I'm thinking about what I want my husband to be like, this is how I know I'll never find one:
- Engineer (it's the most autistic profession) - Loves me as much as my dad did - Stylish (preferably cottagecore style) - Ginger - Can support me financially (I do want to have my own company but there may be times when I'm too mentally ill) - Ambitious - Leaves me alone (I need to be a hermit at times) - Doesn't expect me to cook everyday or even eat with them - Is fine supporting my coke habit and Botox if need be - Surprises me with gifts - Is fine paying for a surrogate mother - Feminist - Bookworm - Into DDLG but not an extreme way - Separate bedrooms - Doesn't try to stop me
You really missed out with Red. Not cottagecore bit he wouldve for sure simped on you and done coke with you.
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Nigger we’re all fucking old, living in a surveillance state. If anyone is hittin good licks theyre not gonna write a text file for it. Feel free to write a how to guide on how to fuck meth trannies and get beat up by aspiring soundcloud rappers. or fishing or something idk. And i can write a guide on the perfect supplement/SSRI stack to have no desire to kill yourself but also no desire to do anything else either like a state of pharmaceutical zen.
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Girl in laying naked in bed.snoring like a buzzsaw. I ate an edible an hour ago n am retarded high. Just mixed peaches n cream ice cream with broken up graham cracker pie crust, whipped cream n apricot jam. This shit is so good. Also i made a cheeseburger pizza from scratch. As me how that shit was.
Im gonna finisg thos episode of TLOU then get up to.orrow n learn how to use my DSLR
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