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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Just woke up. Went to the bar for my birdday. Got molested by a fat gay dude. A mother n daughter started massaging my sweaty back and apparently they bang the same rich dude who was also at the bar. Cute bartender girl bought me rounds n gave me a ride home.

    But yeah im gay catnip apparently. Being a cutie is a curse
  2. what u fink startrek?
  3. 5 grams should be more than enough to send you to da moon.

    tl;dr- u got bullshit shrooms or ur neurochemistry sucks
  4. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Currently I've drank 2 litres of wine

    Ughhhhh. Makes me wanna pee
  5. My only problem with wine is it takes too much to get properly drunk and then i feel like dogshit afterwards
  6. Originally posted by Ghost i used to do the 3mg pressies they were legit from the BARbarians


    lol theyre returning to the earth from whence they came.
  7. BIG SURPRISE THERE LELLLL
  8. Only if you leave the weird porno
  9. Originally posted by G Amused :

    So I'm leaving Food Lion & turn on my wipers & there's a wallet stuck between the glass & arm. I get home & check it out, it's a Grateful Dead wallet that smells like wet ass & sour diesel lol. I check the ID & search for him on FB messenger. He comes & retrieves it & no lie this fucker is 6'7 300#ish white guy w/ long hair,unruly beard in a tie-dye lol. Huge ass stoner gave me $20 & was so relieved lol.

    WWE type shit lol. His messenger pic.




    Looks like u met my cousin Dan
  10. Its oneof my leastfavorite days but im off work so i gotta find some shit to do
  11. I think i only got to end of season 2 bc it was all that was free on hulu at the time
  12. I need to catch up onattack on titan. N find more anime like BlackLagoon.
  13. Peepee Queerah
  14. Cabergay Suckmeon
  15. Chardongay
  16. a fine rosegay
  17. Why is rugged cowboy benedict cumberbatch being mean 2 that mane?
  18. Originally posted by Kev why do you eat babies?

    Why do you not eat babies?
  19. Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if that last question counted against the questions. This isn't a question this time its a wonder.

    Im a fair man. Ot shalt be considered a Mugilligan for legal purposes
  20. Ya like my granpappy before me im a weel straight chooter. As they say ask me mo questions ill tell u mo lies, etc.
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