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2021-07-09 at 3:42 AM UTC in Holy fuck guys I fuked up
Originally posted by Wariat Better me than a dog tho right? How is it societally acceptable if society found due to them they fun dogs instead in some cases?
lol. Debatable.
Dogs usually just usually instinctually guard lil kids insstead of trying to get them drunk to eat ur ass.
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2021-07-08 at 8:16 PM UTC in Holy fuck guys I fuked uplol she thought she was talking with a doughy 19 year old but turns out its just an emotionally stunted 36 year old
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2021-07-08 at 8:14 PM UTC in Holy fuck guys I fuked up
Originally posted by Wariat I just met this 16 yr old who looks 12 even she admitted ppl tell her this and she went inside the bar I’m at to get change she walked in and told me don’t worry I’m not drinking than slightly laughed and said I’m getting change. I said oh ok and got nervous you guys know how nervous I get around young brauds and think ppl around me judge me just got saying hi to them. So I said you’re a bit too young to drink I imagine ainch ya hoping to be a bit of a flirt. She replied yea I’m 16. And I told her you look young for 16 then she said everyone thinks she’s 12 and I complimented her but she doesn’t like it and can’t get cigarettes or alcohol and I said that’s why friends are needed and she said yea gots those. I then told her it’s good I always looked young and told her my age and her eyes opened up like wow no way but she left soon after as she got her change. And instead of doing what I should like a dumbass I let her go rather than ask for number or tell her she’s cute or should try older guys…
Originally posted by Wariat I just let her fucking go Star Trek. So depressing. Chance of a lifetime. She’s over the aoc super young looking it would have been perfect just perfect.
Originally posted by Wariat When I told her the age her eyes opened up with glee and excitement then I said most ppl think I’m like 27 or 28 I really fuked it up guys I could have even invited her to sit and sip some of my beer with me then come over later.
Originally posted by Wariat This is how being so nervous around young chick fuked me up my entire life being nervous apprehensive and having low confidence getting what I should have many times due to I don’t know society or my inner Desmond who knows.
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2021-07-08 at 3:08 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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2021-07-08 at 3:06 AM UTC in NIS official list of devils advocatesdebils avocado
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2021-07-07 at 6:36 AM UTC in Delta-88 THC
Originally posted by RIPtotse All the skinhead types I met in jail were literally complete idiots.
I think we’ve all went through some dumb phases when we were younger tho..
Now that I think about it I can’t really say I disagree with op, except for the fact that it’s pretty cringe to use racial propaganda for weed.
Weed is for all of us to enjoy just like every other plant/substance on this earth
Well i know SOMEONE whos getting old saurkraut in his kristalnacht basket. Uncle Adolf knows. -
2021-07-07 at 2:07 AM UTC in Delta-88 THCI like that u were dedicated enough to make sure it was 14 words.
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2021-07-06 at 4:04 PM UTC in Fuck alcohol
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2021-07-06 at 5:01 AM UTC in Nigger Hate Thread (aka: Niggers Can't Spell)🙌🏻🌚🌚🐒🌚🙌🏻👍🏻
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2021-07-06 at 4:34 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?a 1200 deposit on a 3000 tattoo session and a 900 dollar deposit on $4000 new teeth. After my new mattress gets here im gonna have spent like $10k this month but at least ill get all those VISA REWARDS POINTS yadig?!
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2021-07-06 at 4:32 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?working on my saturday night karaoke setlist
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2021-07-06 at 4:24 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment^ Hard hitting journalism
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2021-07-05 at 8:01 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI never figured u for a hand me down kinda chap but whatching ur carbon footprint is the new REAL NIGGA SHIT
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2021-07-05 at 7:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionYeah the spinoffs like Family Values were kinda boring, but the original, Badlands, 100+, Wish You Were Here we pretty damn good. It creeped me out a lot more than The Walking Dead. Its kinda my go-to when i think of apocalyptic horror comics, but its not the kind of thing you can recommend to people without thinking youre a fucking psycho.
A Walk Through Hell also really good. Also Neonomicon, and The Courtyard, Providence. Torso. -
2021-07-05 at 7:52 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2021-07-05 at 7:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by aldra watching the walking dead
the idea is that zombies are reduced to their basest instinct, FEEDING
but why not FUCKING
Read CROSSED by Garth Ennis
When the virus in question is one that spreads by means of bodily fluids, the urge to bang becomes much more extreme...
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2021-07-04 at 12:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionWe can do this
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2021-07-04 at 12:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2021-07-03 at 5 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionTattoo dude wants 4500 lol
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2021-07-03 at 4:57 PM UTC in I use VR porn with no headsetI tried this with one of those phone holder ghetto headsets that i got at the 99 cent store. The tracking didnt work, so i got stuck looking at the lamp.
Nice lamp.
Very. Nice. Lammmmmppp
*bites lip seductively*
*grooms my fur*
*wolfe ears sense dangr*
