thinking about whether i can leave work a couple hrs early today bc im hungover as shit
I deleted all the text messages and call log so i can hopefully forget how much of a cringey faggot i am, but idk if thats gonna do it. I just have no fucking chill when it comes to beautiful women
Debating whether to go see shang ching and the 10 Chongs tonight
cringing at the text messages i wake up to find ive sent when i was drunk. Can i install one of those ignition interlock devices on my phone? Or at least eternal sunshine of the spotless mind my brain?
You get dialysis or something?
2021-09-24 at 2:43 PM UTC
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Happy Birthday Kinkou 🎂
I second these happy birthday wishes
Just gotnhomebfrom.bar. was gonna song Sam hunt but did not
ok i fucked up the link but i cant be bothered googling duck penis again
2021-09-23 at 7:23 PM UTC
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Twisted my knee. Again.
The children are safe for the time bean
Tryna figure out how to upload video clips here
nah piss doesnt really do it for me. More bdsm stuff. Which is kinda yawn inducing in 2021 prolly. A girl i was with just out of high school was very into some pretty hardcore shit and i think it just kinda flipped a switch but you cant really tell a woman you want to wrap a belt around her neck and be burned with a cigarette as you cum
tryna get this chick to come outside so ican molest her
idk im generally pretty vanilla but im debating booking an escort to explore some of my less vanilla inclinations