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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 They don't spontaneously combust on contact with marshmallows or anything. It's just not kosher halal.

    We've never seen a picture of you touching a marshmallow though, HAVE WE NOW?

    The Pakistani girl n her friends wanted to go to an Xmas thing so I had to source special fuckin mallowz
  2. Fun cocoa fact:

    Muslims cant eat marshmallows
  3. lil lil sportys on da loose

    JEEEEEERRRT
  4. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Well you sure can polish some cock

    AYYYYY
  5. Originally posted by Sudo I knew QMR was the Vegas Jason Aldean shooter's twin.

    More like Mandalay GAY

    Nice
  6. She wants to tongue punch ur fartbix so bad dude what age can u marry a 12 year old in polish?
  7. Originally posted by Wariat she calls me black cat.

    Women only gove you pet named when theyre a slave 2 ur dick
  8. Im gonna buy us a timeshare in vegas
  9. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 The reason he doesn't come here is because has no reason to be here, he never posted about shit unless he was out to rustle up 12 hits on a YouTube video of him grabbing his dick with his friend and some ugly skankz.

    High off crack, grabbing your friends shriveled cock and drawing sharpie faces over his unwashed anus in a house full of greasy, smelly crust punk girls is the very life essence of this community
  10. Im never a catty faggot. Unless youre a polish pedophile everything i say is at least 51% love . But if jimmies are rustled then the circle of life is complete
  11. Ill hang out with anyone at least one but no guarantee i wont just leave
  12. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 It's a catfish n8gger

    No its not ur just a hater dawg u wish teenage lara croft was all wet to tongue ur butthole


    U GO MACIEJ GET UR PRINCESS FULFILL UR LOVE QUEST
  13. Originally posted by Lanny Serious question though, are people routinely buried with jedielry these days? I don’t think I’ve ever been to an open casket funeral and certainly wasn’t looking at jedielry when I was but like is it a thing? For men a wedding band maybe but like don’t women pass that stuff down to their kids? What are the odds that a given funeral is going to involve an iced out corpse?

    Yeah i doubt many people still believe their dead relatives are going to need gold and jedielz in the afterlife

    Kinda the ultimate “fuck you money” type of flex.

    “Id rather dump 10 racks in a box with this rotting lump of meat than give it to some gross homeless niggas” 🤮
  14. Originally posted by Solstice Cover a pencil in oil of your choice then wedge it up your asshole eraser side first and wiggle it around until you dislodge everything

    Just stick it straight down the length if the turd and then elegantly twirl it out if your asshole like a carnie making cotton candy
  15. Real talk mary got a train run on her and then staged an elaborate theatre piece in the manger to try to smooth things n lay the groundwork for her long con before Joseph could figure out they hadnt been fucking for 6 months n she was getting all round.
  16. Originally posted by frala Not judging you lol. Just wouldn’t wanna be that girl.

    And you never would be, sugarplum. Im sure you did the whole “fighting over the bill at the restaurant”- thing as you handed back the money and began putting hour hair into a serviceable ponytail.

    You did it all for the love of the game. #respect
  17. Boebert looks good in some photos, but overall ive always had better sex with women I fucking hate. Just pound a load home in AOCs little puerto rican snatch while i try my best to make a holiday cracker out of her larynx with my hand.

    👍🏻🌹🌹🌹👌
  18. The reign of the Decadent Joe must end
  19. Originally posted by CandyRein I just electrocuted the heck outta this dude man …I’m talking about fried !
    Dude turned into a skeleton and everything.. lol 💗

    You should delete these posts before you make your statement to the police
  20. Nah fr tho I do miss Poast but i get why he doesnt come here. OMG dying was fucking sad. Same way I had to stop coming for a while when Fubi died.
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