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Posts by street_carp

  1. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's plum dumb

    Fuck you and fuck your turnips.
  2. street_carp African Astronaut
    I like plums so much some of my friends make fun of me.

    Plum cake, plum crumble, duck with plum sauce, plum brandy, rice pudding with stewed plums, plum and ginger tarts... Fucking death row meal right thurr.

    I eat two oranges every day but they're not really underrated.

    Shout out to motherfuckng nectarines though, fuck them hairy peaches, I like my fruit shaven.
  3. street_carp African Astronaut
    I like nice stuff. I can't imagine seeing something I like and having to be like "guess it'll have to wait until next month's gibmedats".

    I imagine having a job you enjoy would be helpful too. I think my job is dumb, but it's easy, I don't do overtime and it pays better than some more labor intensive jobs. I don't really think about work when I'm not there, it's just a way to earn money.

    Is boredom even a bad thing? It's been a huge part of adulthood for me, bored is my neutral setting.
  4. street_carp African Astronaut
    Noncequitur.
  5. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra what war has the US won?

    Give credit where credit is due. They won the Gulf War and that was only 6 against 1.
  6. street_carp African Astronaut
    You want to experience the war that America lost?
  7. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king I'm huge into futurism
    Since I was like 17 I have spent hours everyday reading about and fantasizing about the future

    Check this site out
    https://www.futuretimeline.net

    I choose the BCI FIVR timeline
    I'm gonna be a little girl in a fantastical virtual universe



    Originally posted by Jesus is king No they went out of business around 2006 - 2007



    Originally posted by Jesus is king My favorite tech store is Fry's though they have gone to shit since they hired a bunch of blacks and downsized the inventory.

    Best buys is obviously second place

    Compusa I hardly ever went to

    I enjoyed small stores like Staples, they were like miniature best buys.
    There was one in the strip mall behind my grandparent's I wouod go to to just walk around and look at all the new tech.

    I fucking miss so much walking down an aisle of CRT tvs stackes side by side ;_;
    Seeing packs upon packs of recordable VHS tapes and multicolored floppy disks
    Back when tech had SOUL



    Originally posted by Jesus is king and like you could find a really cool obscure PC game for cheap

    I bought this one first person shooter that was like a dukr nukem clone
    I think it was at the staples I also got Postal 2.



    Originally posted by Jesus is king Postal 2 happens to be one of my childhood friends favorite games of all time
    He's a homosexual so I wonder if it has anything to do with being able to whip out your penis and pee on people

  8. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung i know u are but what am i?

    Sackajawea.
  9. street_carp African Astronaut
    Imagine what operating systems are like fuys.
  10. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, when I was 14 we only had jazz mags and VHS porn.

    Hey jig, did you ever go on a school trip to France and buy nudie playing cards from an Arab outside the Louvre? The women on them always had tan lines and big black bushes.
  11. street_carp African Astronaut
    Cocknose used to burn 30 second brazzers clips to DVDs
  12. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king You're the peasant, NPC.

    I have more autonomy than you. Money brings opportunities.
  13. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That didn't scare me.

    Is it physically possible for a man to demod himself?
  14. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Your life sounds horrible

    You've become a lobotomized husk
    Your house is infested with jewish surveillance systems listening to you 24/7.
    Your tv is a soulless 16:9 abomination feeding you jewish filthy via on demand video streaming services.
    You're now too afraid to touch a light switch for fear of getting the corona virus.

    Keep coping peasant
  15. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lul, just because I don't like him doesn't mean I want to murder him


    kr'oz is taller than me but also skinnier, and I'm not sure he's ever been in a fight with anyone he wasn't dating

    I didn't mean to imply murder, I just thought you could cut him a little bit.
  16. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's physically impossible for a man to fuck himself.

    Listen to spec guys, he's been trying.
  17. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting You look good man. Any male that has long hair will work manual labor jobs the rest of his life so good choice

    Hiki doesn't even fuckin work though.
  18. street_carp African Astronaut
    Absence makes the heart grow fungus.
  19. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by highlighterinbutt https://gamblers.life/rankings/

    Buy picks. Bet. Win. EZ life hack, no need to work.

    I buy $500 picks in group of 15 people. I pay $33.33 a pick. They win 70% of the time over last 750 bets. So ez money.

    email me at wahlribets@yahoo.com if you want in. Split cost with me, $15 a pick. If you have the $$$ to invest, you just bet a few hundred(or thousand) a pick, and make money doing a couple minutes work a day.

    No and fuck off.
  20. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nil i feel like Bill Krozby would win because he's a goddamned unpredictable scoundrel

    Aldra would probably bring a big bastard knife like COCKodile Dundee.

    Edit: Nice enhancement.
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