Posts by street_carp

1. 2021-01-04 at 4:09 PM UTC in I need a barista and a dishwasher
   

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   Dooglaz Merkz
   
   Crack fiend
   Several dead children
   Rapist
   Bloody mattress
   
   Sit down and give me a job chicken.
2. 2021-01-04 at 11:50 AM UTC in Greta is 18.
   

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   Kinda weird how the American right has been obsèssed with Greta Thunberg's looks since day one. Some Republicans on youtube and twitter were even making the case that the right had better looking children than the left.
3. 2021-01-04 at 11:26 AM UTC in America is dead.
   

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   Originally posted by Jesus is king Also being a quarter Asian does in fact make me Asian.

   
   Only in America though. The one drop rule isn't a prevalent ideology in most countries.
4. 2021-01-03 at 8:20 PM UTC in I'm watching 50 year old women argue about whether or not one of them liked a tweet
   

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   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Them Real housewive reality shows make my blood boil. A bunch of fake, money grabbing plasticated, cheating whores. There's one show based in the posh part of where I live.

   
   
   
   Real Housewives of Toccy?
5. 2021-01-03 at 7:38 PM UTC in this is kinda scary
   

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6. 2021-01-03 at 5:25 PM UTC in You can be a dignified homeless
   

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   Being in a band kept me alive when I was a homeless teenager. I was around people 24/7, people were always willing to share cigs, beer, drugs. If I wasn't at my usual spots for a couple of days people were looking for me. There were little groupies who thought it was cute and kookie to bring me homemade meals or do my washing. Plus, I was making a small amount of legit income from gigs.
   
   Being not shit helps a lot though.
7. 2021-01-03 at 4:28 PM UTC in Weezer?
   

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8. 2021-01-03 at 2:20 PM UTC in Obligatory new year Skinny Puppy and Merzbow thread
   

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   OP sends me PMs when he knows I'm online and I delete them without reading them.
9. 2021-01-03 at 2:11 PM UTC in this is kinda scary
   

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   On today's episode of "Shit that never fuckin happened..."
10. 2021-01-03 at 9 AM UTC in Into the forest staring Elliot Page
    

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    Nonce.
11. 2021-01-02 at 4:48 PM UTC in Douglas Monks' pro dish washing
    

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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You play legos at his brothers house and is a pedo

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You live at your moms house and is a virgin

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're a dumbass coke head that lives at his mons house

    
    Who's house you do live in ya anti-intellectual, wet-brained faggot?
12. 2021-01-01 at 8 PM UTC in I possess over well over $50,000 in outstanding debt...
    

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    Originally posted by Donald Trump I am dissapointed to find someone taking such a cavlalier attitude to debt repayment

    
    This is my favourite troll account.
    
    Opie, it's cool that you're playing the system and everything, but having been on both sides of the fence (although never 50 grand in debt), it feels better being debt free and having savings. It affords you way more opportunities at least.
    
    Not sure how you'd even go about clearing $50,000 in the US besides bankruptcy or good old fashioned paying it back. Over here we have a bunch of different personal debt solutions that don't all fuck your future ability to get credit or acquire substantial assets.
13. 2021-01-01 at 7:45 PM UTC in Warioat is a MAP (minor attracted person)
    

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    Did Wariat really manage to get a DMCA takedown for his LinkedIn page being posted here?
    
    Nice to see him putting that remittance money to good use.
14. 2021-01-01 at 5:06 PM UTC in Gonna teach you a lesson on
    

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    Originally posted by POLECAT I havent washed dishes in 10 years

    
    Is that your boyfriend's job then?
15. 2021-01-01 at 5:03 PM UTC in would you implant a consumer microchip
    

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    Originally posted by -SpectraL What these globalist goons forget is that any network communication connection runs two ways, not just one way.

    
    Yep, people that develop human hardware interfaces for a living don't know how data transfer works. Thank God for you and your pearls of wisdom spectral.
16. 2021-01-01 at 12:52 PM UTC in Yes your life wont get better
    

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    Originally posted by rabbitweed !00% right, the British stock has fallen a great deal.
    
    If you gave a few hundred 19th century Britons access to 21st century technology and weaponry, they would be running the entire nation in 6 months. And practically everything would improve.

    
    British people have idealised the US and it's nut job political and legal systems since at least the 80's. We're still formally voting for a party here in general elections but most people vote based on which party leader they want to be Prime Minister.
    
    We've adopted several American traits such as litigiousness and individualism that clash wildly with our own culture and birthright, because our school curriculums are archaic and we supplement our high academia styled learning with politically skewed sociology and economics from the media, instead of getting an unbiased foundational understanding at school.
    
    Common sense and forward planning is pretty much dead because most people can only think about how they can get more money and stuff for themselves and voting patterns just seem to reflect that. The science and the long term impact is a foreign language to these people because they were never taught how it works.
17. 2021-01-01 at 10:53 AM UTC in Yes your life wont get better
    

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    Thanks to idiots, I now have to have 6 months left on my passport and get in the Brown People No English queue for a 55 minute flight to Amsterdam for a spliff and a coffee.
    
    Fucking bumheads with diabetes and anger management issues think we're still the same people who colonised India and all that bulldog spirit shit, or they want this country to be USA Jr. and cough all over supermarket workers whilst they drink their flat white.
    
    This is the real injustice right now.
18. 2020-12-30 at 10:36 PM UTC in I just gave my dog a left uppercut because he was being an assole
    

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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Do you even know how to make a proper fist? Ur pic suggests that you don't.

    
    Soz Rocky.
19. 2020-12-30 at 12:51 PM UTC in Remember when Bill Krozby said his daughter dieded
    

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    Lol.
20. 2020-12-30 at 12:48 PM UTC in Remember when Bill Krozby said his daughter dieded
    

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    I'd literally take Wariat back if it meant kr0z stopped posting.