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Posts by Kev

  1. Kev Space Nigga
    i havent been on somethingawful in a while, with lowtax dead what the fucks the point anyway? actually, it died long ago. unless you intend to pay your respects to a fat fuck simp who got snuffed by his own dick he thinks with, you be losing a good 10 dorra.
  2. Kev Space Nigga
    you dare question the rich getting richer at your expense? careful, you might get accused of being a socialist

    the dollar has lost 97% of its value over the past 100 years, the latest recession brought upon by a virus hoax is just one more dip for the poor to cry about.
  3. Kev Space Nigga
    liquid ecstasy is not mdma and yes im high motherfucker but pretty functional, i could easily drive like this
  4. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass l***y the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............... youre just mad that santa didnt bring you the new anal sphincter you asked for to replace the ruined one youre the proud owner of currently after all those nigger gang bangs.

    thats what you get for being such a good anal whore, you dirty little slut.

    try asking for a pony next year. a really well endowed one so you can actually enjoy it

    yo finny can you pm me your contact before lannyfag deletes your account? where else can i find you other than hope you show up here?
  5. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass l***y the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............... i heard another story about a sandnigger who was feeling brave because there were several of them and only one american in another country that said…verbatim quote: 'i keel you. i keel all you amereekans.'

    whereupon said sandnigger attempted to do so with slapping, american replied with a fist to the face, whereupon multiple sandniggers attempted to be physically brave only to find themselves laid out by the american, whereupon sandnigger replied with a POS 'knife'…and by 'knife' i mean a piece of metal in the shape of a knife with a sharpened edge and some sort of cloth wrapped around the handle…at which point the american took it away from the sandnigger then gave it back into its general kidney area…whereupon all the sandniggers fled.

    good times were had by all.

    yo finny can you pm me your contact?
  6. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley Except Quick Mix Ready

    now thats not very festive
  7. Kev Space Nigga
    i mean there must be a reason its consumed as a liquid, never heard of it being taken as pills.

    did 3g right now and i feel mildly elated, i kept watching cat videos mostly lmao.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrsMUFblnqM

    hearing them purr is so therapeutic, i could do this all day. gonna double the dose too because this is nothing, i dont even feel impaired. ella will have to wait when im done cuddling with the kitties ^^
  8. Kev Space Nigga
    they play games, thats how they operate. im not surprised she knows about anal, she has been inserting pens and hairbrushes in all her holes for years now if she is the average girl. they are twice as perverted as the average boy which is why they need to hide behind the sexual innocence facade all the time.
  9. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Solstice Can't you just dry it out and scrape it up like ketamine?

    never heard of anyone trying that, there must be a reason its default state is liquid.

    Originally posted by Lanny What would 3g mean as a volume?

    grams is weight, ml is volume. oh well i dont care anymore, just gonna try my luck.
  10. Kev Space Nigga
    yeah, she is shit testing you, seeing how you will react when she insults you. "will he flinch, and show he is weak? Or will he dominate me, proving he is worthy of accessing my vagina?"

    For a woman, everything is about sex, because the entire purpose of her existence is to get pregnant. So everything she looks at, she considers: "how does this affect my agenda to have sex? Can I have sex with this man? Can I keep him around after I have sex with him?

    you found a high maintenance bitch
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  12. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I didn't know Med-Cal which the state put me on, had change provider.

    And yesterday was the deadline. I was told in the past to do nothing to let it roll over to the next year and nothing changes

    I can't afford full medicine costs or see a doctor at 150-250 a month for regular meds and another 300-400 or more to see a shrink

    Lexapro 20 is like 750 bucks generic for 30 tabs


    LOL

    Someone told me to fuck off meds and go on tumeric

    your 15 grand a year you get in welfare should cover that no problem.

    if you are that fucking destitute, sell your overpriced house nigger
  13. Kev Space Nigga
    sounds like shes trolling you lmao
  14. Kev Space Nigga
    how hard is it to pirate an unsupported OS that no one gives a shit about anymore? jeez
  15. Kev Space Nigga
    i would just do my stint, getting pepper sprayed is not fun.
  16. Kev Space Nigga
    thers only 2 hos, you fail
  17. Kev Space Nigga
    it doesnt exist in solid, quit bullshittin
  18. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra twist the needle off, it's not like you're going to bang it anyway are you

    course not, my syringe cant draw the stuff anyway even without the needle so i gotta weigh it instead.

    cant believe no one here did GHB, everyone was raving about that stuff back on totse.
  19. Kev Space Nigga
    then get them a smaller one, you are doing something wrong if they treat it like a litter box, i have been around many cats and they all went nuts for a cardboard box
  20. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass l***y the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............. i know someone who was in a fight with a nigger about five years ago. it started at an apartment complex when the nigger and its parents were leaving their apartment and an argument started with the someone. the parents and nigger were in a car then the nigger left the car to argue some more, some pushing resulted, the nigger returned to the car to grab a metal rod…maybe it was a bat. the parents told the nigger to behave itself and get back into the car. the nigger started yelling at the parents whereupon the parents drove away. the nigger attempted to attack the someone with the metal bar, the someone ducked at the same time he jammed a knife into the niggers thigh till the blade hit bone. the nigger fell over and tried standing up several times, even using the metal bar as a crutch. a few minutes later several cop cars showed up and the nigger tried to 'run' away as quickly as it could.

    short version, after the cops ran everyones ID and soap-boxed about how naughty it is to fight in public, and the nigger refused the ambulance (even the offers from the paramedics to bandage its broked ass) while leaking all over the place, everyone left. the nigger hobbled off into the night, never to be seen again.

    and everyone lived happily ever after.

    the end.

    i like short stories
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