Posts by Sharpie

1. 2016-01-21 at 12:18 AM UTC in I'm so fucking mad right now.
   Sharpie Houston
   Your appreciation for forethought, is hilarious. :D
2. 2016-01-21 at 12:04 AM UTC in I am the last Poster
   Sharpie Houston

   So?

   I was just stating a reason for Phoenix.
   
   I couldn't care less.
3. 2016-01-20 at 11:52 PM UTC in I'm so fucking mad right now.
   Sharpie Houston

   Why you may ask? No fucking reason, literally. That's a lie, it's probably that when the world doesn't conform to my expectations i get mad(So entitled, lewl) In any fucking event, usually i can handle it pretty well, but over the past 48 hours i slept maybe 6 because i'm tuff, unfortunately higher brain function seem to diminish somewhat the more tired you get. Oh yeah, low blood sugar and shit, i didn't bother eating much either. Was busy doing slave labor for the government AKA community service for some shit i did(No didn't get vanned for CP yet, also if and when i do i will get more than community service i am pretty sure). Community service should classify as cruel and and unusual punishment, sadly if i don't go, they're gonna' lock me up.
   
   So that was fun, tomorrow i get to go again, yay. Most of the people that i work with literally have an IQ of 50 points below me so that was interesting, save for this one girl who was also there on account of having beef with the government, so i drove her home and we hung out afterwards.
   
   What is life?

   
   Kek
   
   I know them feels, bruh.
   
   How cute was she? …Or were you just "networking"?
4. 2016-01-20 at 11:42 PM UTC in Sum yourself up in 3 sentences, then evaluate the poster above you.
   Sharpie Houston
   I'm glad no one can read my thoughts!
   Sentence 2
   Sentence 3
   
   

   pussyclot bloodclot u lil batti boiiii

   
   alright person
5. 2016-01-20 at 11:22 PM UTC in I am the last Poster
   Sharpie Houston

   How was it offensive?

   Getting decimated by western culture. lolz
6. 2016-01-20 at 11:18 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
   Sharpie Houston

   y so mystrs bro?

   I'm not really.
   Unless Lanny can change my name, I don't think it really matters.
7. 2016-01-20 at 10:52 PM UTC in Sorry if anyone needed me...
   Sharpie Houston

   Welp, everything's all wrapped up now. See you guys on the other side.

   
   No one cares, you fucking trash. Die in a fire.
8. 2016-01-20 at 3:27 AM UTC in I am the last Poster
   Sharpie Houston

   What's your stance on the rampant sex change epidemic at nigsinspace? HTS, Sharpie, Michael Myers, Bill Krozby… when will it stop?

   I want EVERYTHING sekshuall to be legal
   
   
9. 2016-01-19 at 3:19 AM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
   Sharpie Houston

   You haven't told me shit! You are probably Infrared.

   I did tell you!
   
   ...That I wasn't HTS.
   
   
10. 2016-01-19 at 3:10 AM UTC in Figuring out the Avatars
    Sharpie Houston
    I too, was once like you...
    http://niggasin.space/forum/bitch-and-moan/44637-i-cant-fuckin-put-up-an-avatar-pic
    
    lol
11. 2016-01-17 at 8:32 PM UTC in 
    Sharpie Houston

    Your epty threads don't impress anyone.

    You've got it all wrong...
    
    He's writing down all his original thoughts and ideas.
12. 2016-01-17 at 8:27 PM UTC in Your Favorite Recipes That Use Cum
    Sharpie Houston

    This thread is objectively homosexual.

    So change it...
    
    
13. 2016-01-17 at 8:15 PM UTC in Where is Spectral?
    Sharpie Houston

    I think Spectral might be a well designed bot that selects predefined responses randomly from an array of strings and posts them in reponse to certain keywords or images.

    
    Lets see if it responds with "tl;dr"
    lol
14. 2016-01-17 at 8:07 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Sharpie Houston

    I honestly don't know, but you aren't the first person to make that mistake. I think it's someone casting a magical spell to try and get inside my asshole.

    
    
    
15. 2016-01-17 at 7:39 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Sharpie Houston

    Soooo…. who is Sharpie? LOL. Man, y'all are fucking confusing.

    
    I told you I wasn't HTS, but y'all wanted to assume, so I was like, Fuck it! lol
    
16. 2016-01-17 at 4:06 PM UTC in Where is Spectral?
    Sharpie Houston

    Did the mothership finally bring him home or [SIZE=14px]did he fall off a roof that was too steep even for his excellent physical condition[/SIZE]?

    
    
17. 2016-01-17 at 3:47 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Sharpie Houston

    

    tl;dr
18. 2016-01-17 at 3:44 PM UTC in Visitor Messages
    Sharpie Houston
    I made this for you! :o
    
    
19. 2016-01-17 at 3:42 PM UTC in Visitor Messages
    Sharpie Houston

    I'm actually cool, remember?

    No doubt. Never said you weren't.
    
    

    Don't spam my fucking threads, please.

    
    I didn't know we could own threads on the internet?
    
    
20. 2016-01-16 at 2:55 AM UTC in Why online dating can suck
    Sharpie Houston
    Dating sites suck bumpy dicks!
    
    They're fucking dumb.
    
    I've had WAY better luck meeting females, just out and about.