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Posts by Splam

  1. Splam African Astronaut
    Israel is the last colony of the final Crusade.
  2. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Nobody was living in the city of Jerusalem when the Brits entered it in 1917?
  3. Splam African Astronaut
    There was this movie. I forget it's name. They had this device that a user would wear. It was kinda like a camera. But would also capture and transmit emotions, fear, love, joy. Some people got addicted to the device, and people would use it for porn and all sorts of crazy shit.

    Well, this guy killed a girl. Before he did so, he put the helmet device on her. Then a transmitter on himself. As he killed the girl, she could feel the excitement the killer was feeling as he was killing her.

    Anyone know this movie?
  4. Splam African Astronaut
    Snus. General has gone out of production since plain packaging regulations went into effect. Think I got the last tin in Vancouver.
  5. Splam African Astronaut
    There was no quid pro quo. No aid was ever withheld. No additional dirt on Biden was revealed.

    Is inquiring about corruption means for impeachment? His defence team proved beyond doubt that there was cause for suspicion. It was not baseless. Therefor, Trump cannot be guilty as his concern was valid.
  6. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun My title is department manager but the technicians pretty much manage themselves so I collect a paycheck until it finally dawns on someone that I am not needed. Been doing it for about 6 months now

    You are what's wrong with capitalism
  7. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox I have a question? Why do they lump the gays and lesbians in with trannies in one acronym? What does sexual preference have to do with gender identity?

    They're all perversions because they do not help further the human race.

    Everything you do has a purpose. Either survival or reproduction. If you do not seek to engage in these activities, there's some wiring that's off. Especially from an evolutionary perspective.
  8. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What will happen is at some point molecular transporters will be all the rage, and people will store themselves in particle buffer archives, so they can be reassembled into their previous selves. Like keeping a backup of yourself.

    Yes but how is the soul transferred?

  9. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Again if you rely on others (re: the gov) for your retirement income you're an idiot.

    Yes people don't realize this. Your money is worthless if there's nobody willing to work for you. The problem won't be lacking money, can always print more. Problem will be lack of people willing to wipe your ass.
  10. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson SSI isn't a loan.

    Insurance is like that…I've paid tens of thousands in vehicle insurance of the years and don't get anything back…same for health insurance to a degree, you make your contributions you don't get it back (unless you are ill).

    Yep. Social security is just that, socialism. They don't even try to hide it.
    For people who have occupations where the life expenctancy is shit, they ought to not have to pay pensions. Same goes for smokers. Average lifespan of a smoker doesn't see retirement age. Why the fuck force them to pay into it?

    Because boomers are at a critical point and they're afraid there'll be no one willing to wipe their asses as they age. At least not for an affordable rate. Hence import handsome and well tanned individuals.
  11. Splam African Astronaut
    If you're a young guy today, don't count on social security of the future.

    People always be talking about putting money away, as if that money will hold good indefinitely. Whoops you have a million dollars, here's a genie in a lamp that'll wipe your ass when you can't anymore.

    That money will be worthless as shit for your retirement, IF there's nobody to take care of you/pay taxes in the future. If there's 10 people to do the job of 100, they'll milk you for every penny you have in return for absolute shit service.

    Our retirement fund is our children. The more children we have, the more people we'll have to take care of us when we're old. Either that or import more handsome and well tanned individuals to take care of us when we grow old and have a birth rate of one child per couple.

    You don't need to use fancy economic models or anything. Just imagine what would've happened to a nomadic native tribe if you gave them condoms and birth control.
  12. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox So you worked for a living up til now? Then your SSI check is your OWN money getting paid back to you monthly at 0% interest by the government retard.

    Ding. I'd rather take the money that would otherwise go towards my pension, and put that in gold!
  13. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox First of all most of them do intend to stay here, that’s why they call them anchor babies retard.

    But how are you going to prove people’s “intent”? I’m assuming you mean the parents since a fucking newborn baby cannot possibly articulate it’s intent (just ask Benny Vader he knows all about that).

    So you’ll make the parents sign a contract in blood? And what would prevent them from just “lying”

    The baby cannot stay in the country because the parents aren't allowed to stay past their visa expiry.
    It should only apply to people with permanent residency. If you do not have PR, you intend on leaving the country.

    Back in 1776, if you somehow found yourself in the Americas, chances of going back your country of origin were slim.
  14. Splam African Astronaut
    The birther tourism is bullshit as well.
    The founding fathers never envisioned people coming by airplane on vacation to get their child's citizenship.
    Big loophole. The constitution should be updated with original intent. A child born in the USA should only be given citizenship if it intends on staying.

    Supposedly 25% of births at a local hospital here are Chinks on vacation. It's horrible.
  15. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What makes you think i work construction.

    You're Mexican? Or do you work landscaping?
  16. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Just say you're a bounty hunter Bueno, that sounds way more badass.



    Nobody else here work construction? Only Mexican Master Race?
  17. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Or we will figure out a way to transplant our insides with the insides of the giant tortoises that never die.

    They'll just do a brain transplant between you and a tortoise. Go live be free.
  18. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World So you called into our area code from your Canadian line?

    Who are the other 3 since I'm one of them from 1992 and beyond.

    Canada has the same country code as the USA, we're both +1. Same as phoning from the USA.

    It used to be the liberals on the board were the ones persecuted. Hell back then I considered myself an anarco-capitalist.

    Now they've legalized weed, legalized sodomy, so the liberals are happy.

    Now they're coming after the conservatives and their guns and their freedom of speech.

    So now I'm a conservative.
  19. Splam African Astronaut
    Soon we won't need hearts anyways. We'll have mechanical pumps.
  20. Splam African Astronaut
    Where the fuck did you learn to do mathematics MMR?
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