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  1. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Read about this today, the first thing I thought was all the guy who have fucked her must feel sick.

    Why? Because she's now mentally ill? It's not like she's now got a dick or a Y chromosome.
    She's probably just had it with all the Hollywood execs hitting on her. That environment is toxic shit.
  2. Splam African Astronaut


    High functioning on psychedelics
  3. Splam African Astronaut
    friends, seinfeld, raymond, king of queens
  4. Splam African Astronaut
    You can't make this shit up.
    By this logic, Trump could declare himself a woman. Wouldn't even need to cross dress. Now he's the first female president.
    Somebody's getting older and is afraid of loosing the attention she was given in her 20's. Nothing wrong with that. But pretending to be a man now.... come on. Most people don't have the privilege to play pretend games for the rest of their lives.
  5. Splam African Astronaut
    I love how all these privileged white people are telling us other non-privileged white people, how lucky we are to be white and that we should "give up" our seats at the table to minorities.

    Bitch we never had a seat on the table. It's a class war. Not a race war.
  6. Splam African Astronaut
    The black powder FFFFG made an amazing M80. Cut an X into a plastic water pipe. Stuck the fuze through. Put in the powder, taped it all up.

    Nice flash, bang, and a mushroom cloud. Perfect for halloween.
  7. Splam African Astronaut
    I despise Netflix. There was a time when everyone I knew would torrent stuff. Now I barely know anybody that does. Also for many people now, if it's not on Netflix, it's as if it doesn't even exist. Fucking normies.
  8. Splam African Astronaut
    I got the yellow fever vaccine in Colombia. They give it to you for free there. I bought my travel insurance before I went.
  9. Splam African Astronaut
    Worst part is they didn't socially distance.
    The fucking nerve of the gestapo.
  10. Splam African Astronaut
    Zopiclone. Get a few beers to go with. Potentiates it until it knocks you the fuck out.
  11. Splam African Astronaut
    I'll take Bank Robbery for a million dollars.
  12. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Like I've always said…bullies don't find their victims…victims find their bullies.

    Exactly why you're never going to fix bullying by focusing on the bullies. You've gotta teach victims to stand up for themselves before shit ever gets out of control.
    If you're planning on associating with a bunch of trigger happy, gung ho, die any day fellas, you better be up for the task.
  13. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by joe biden Its cheaper to not use condoms at all. Or you could just reuse them. Of if youre really cheap you could buy used condoms…theyre actually available.

    https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/vietnamese-police-to-investigate-condom-recycling-factory-1.5118170
  14. Splam African Astronaut
    Not to mention, there hasn't been a conquering force in history that hasn't gone on some sort of mass rape of the local populace after the war.

    Considered bad luck to bring women on a war ship. They didn't read their history.
  15. Splam African Astronaut
    She volunteered to join an aggressor force.
    Army needs to maintain a prostitute corps if they're going to have mixed genders. Can't throw a 1-10 male to female ratio of desperate horny dudes who don't know if they'll live to see next year, and not expect some harassment and rape to go on. It's one more of the scenarios where wokeness fails to take human nature into account.
  16. Splam African Astronaut
    Don't buy 5$ grams niggas
  17. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Duck hunting opens next week decided to make it challenging this year.

    Barnett TS380, practically stole it @ $350 new.


    Once you loose 5 of those 15$ bolts trying to hit a single duck, that's the cost. Also after breaking the string in frustration.
  18. Splam African Astronaut
    A gay teenage Mexican hitchhiking through Alabama?

    Oh lordy
  19. Splam African Astronaut
    Someday another pickwick will come along.
  20. Splam African Astronaut
    Considering how active §m£ÂgØL was on this site, something has surely happened to him.
    No way he went cold turkey from posting here.

    Either dead or locked up in a psych ward.
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