Posts by Splam

1. 2020-01-08 at 5:46 AM UTC in Americans: "I need guns to protect my home"
   

   Splam African Astronaut
   Why didn't they nuke the tornado?
2. 2020-01-07 at 11:55 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   Splam African Astronaut
   Living a locker, down by the bus station
3. 2020-01-07 at 6:06 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   Splam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice I'm genuinely surprised there were no full gay scenes in Rise of Skywalker

   
   What are you talking about, the whole movie was one long gay scene.
4. 2020-01-07 at 4:20 AM UTC in TOTSEANS Thread
   

   Splam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny which gave us one of the most important skills there is to be gained from the internet,

   
   Such as the Jenkem recipe until Pickwick actually tried it.
5. 2020-01-07 at 3:44 AM UTC in Iraq - Major Escalation Underway (January 2020)
   

   Splam African Astronaut
   The US benefits way too much. When the sunnis are stronger, they support the shiites. When the shiites are stronger, they support the sunnis. It's in the best interest of the US to keep a low key conflict over the middle east.
6. 2020-01-07 at 3:40 AM UTC in nike air force 1 se premium
   

   Splam African Astronaut
   Will Nike be making Space Force shoes?
7. 2020-01-06 at 8:50 AM UTC in Pick 1 Cereal for the Rest of Your Life.
   

   Splam African Astronaut
   Is sugar a cereal? Else I'll go with oats.
8. 2020-01-06 at 5:07 AM UTC in Russians Hacked White House Via State Department, Claims Report
   

   Splam African Astronaut
   Russian blablabla. No fucking evidence whatsoever. All hysteria. Always has been.
   The most reliable workforce the world has ever seen are independent American hackers. They work for no one and leak, crack and pirate what they will.
9. 2020-01-06 at 4:54 AM UTC in Criminal record
   

   Splam African Astronaut
   Smart people commit crimes too of course! Some of them real wiseguys.
10. 2020-01-06 at 3:18 AM UTC in Did Epstein kill himself? 60 Minutes investigates...
    

    Splam African Astronaut
    Slip the guards some new undetectable sleeping drug in their coffee, that and grab the footage after, basically all anyone would have to do to get to him.
11. 2020-01-06 at 3:16 AM UTC in Iraq - Major Escalation Underway (January 2020)
    

    Splam African Astronaut

    Originally posted by too.dark.to.see No they don't. They have two different ways for identifying Hezbollah.
    
    Hezbollah is a banned terrorist group in the EU.

    
    Those two different ways of identifying Hezbollah but one way of funding them. Which is allowed.
12. 2020-01-06 at 3:14 AM UTC in Did Epstein kill himself? 60 Minutes investigates...
    

    Splam African Astronaut
    Neck wound in wrong area, guards fell asleep, camera didn't function.
    
    *when the British Royal Family, Trump, and Clinton assassins all meet in Jeffrey Epstein's jail cel
    
13. 2020-01-06 at 2:55 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    Splam African Astronaut
    Just when you think you've seen it all, you get Thor vs Darth Vader
14. 2020-01-06 at 2:40 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    Splam African Astronaut
    You know what Disney should do after Mandalorian? Merge the Marvel Cinematic Universe into Star Wars!
15. 2020-01-06 at 2:32 AM UTC in Multicultural nazis
    

    Splam African Astronaut
    
    Nazi Babe
    
    To the boomers who think they're safe incase of WWIII
16. 2020-01-06 at 2:30 AM UTC in Multicultural nazis
    

    Splam African Astronaut
    
    Space Nazis
    
    Zombie Nazis
    
    Mech Nazis
    
    Super Nazis
    
    Stripper Nazi
17. 2020-01-06 at 2:23 AM UTC in Criminal record
    

    Splam African Astronaut
    I had two beer. Then sometime later drove to store to buy more beer. Stop and blow.
    Caught for weed as a minor. Parents notified and picked me up. Twice.
    Caught drinking in public. As a minor. Liquor poured out.
    Only ticket I ever got was riding a bike without a helmet.
    Otherwise I'm a law abiding citizen.
18. 2020-01-06 at 2:16 AM UTC in Multicultural nazis
    

    Splam African Astronaut
    
    Muslim Nazis
    
    Indian Nazis
    
    Black Nazis
    
    Chinese Nazi
    
    American Nazis
19. 2020-01-06 at 1:57 AM UTC in Iraq - Major Escalation Underway (January 2020)
    

    Splam African Astronaut

    Originally posted by too.dark.to.see Such as Russia who see them as a legitimate organization.

    
    Not just Russia. The EU does not consider them terrorist. They allow fundraising for them.
20. 2020-01-06 at 1:46 AM UTC in Iraq - Major Escalation Underway (January 2020)
    

    Splam African Astronaut

    Originally posted by too.dark.to.see They're a listed terrorist organisation. It's illegal to assist them.
    
    Hezbollah was the Syrian government.
    
    When Lebanon was occupied by Syria, Syria built up Hezbollah and allowed them military, political and social power and influence.
    
    Hezbollah was never a legitimate Lebanese group. It was always Syria.

    
    Many european countries do not list hezbollah as terrorists.
    
    

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Holy shit, did America really invite someone to negotiate, just to murder him when he came?

    
    I've been looking at references on why he was in Iraq. Could've been fighting ISIS. Going to a funeral. Or to negotiate. In any case, anyone would be stupid to negotiate with the US. Especially now. Unless you have a deterrent like Kim Jong. But at the same time, if I were Kim Jong, I'd be weary of trusting Trump. At the same time I'd want to strike a deal so he doesn't assassinate me next.