opie wants some spanking material while in his car. and larry is gay so its like a fag hag kinda relationship just like how §m£ÂgØL got porked by the real boyfriend, their days are all at once but them you them if you know what I mean
I used to be on dh and fucked so many sluts and a lot of them were either underage or just trying to get something while they're guy wasn't home.
I had this one ho come hit me up awhile back saying she wants to hang.. and wants to just sleep before going to work but not sex will be involved and I was like hey thats fine just bring me an egg mcmuffin bitch, I've been up all night drinking and actually do want to sleep, so she brought the egg mcmuffin and I was watching something like "the cube" or "sign me up for santa fe" and I ate the egg mcmuffin and I guess what... actually fell asleep, and she woke me up and said she wanted me to fuck her and I told naaah fool I'm good I'm kinda tired, didn't you just want to come here to sleep? And she was like "you owe me for the mcmuffin" and I was like sure ill give 5 dollars if you leave now.
A week later I called her up and she invited to her husbands place, I didn't know it at the time but it was really suspect, I knew what I'm there for, for having a really big dick, and she took it and we went to go shower and she told me I need to leave because its her husbands house lol and I told her no, I'm not leaving I came in you.. you're my bitch now, I'm sleeping on the couch and I didn't go to sleep I just watched south park and drank the guys booze for a few hours and ate his ambien and starting cooking a shef boy achie, all into the moment, you know?
But then I knocked over a beer bottle on accident and she woke up and came out of her room, which was weird because she had a half bed.. I rather just sleep on the floor and she had an airmatress also, it was strange, and she was like what the fuck do think you're doing? and I was like Just making a snack just like that one you gave me, and she was like leave now and I was like no I'm not doing that I'm fucking drunk Ill leave in like 5 hours and she said I'll stab you if you don't leave and I was like You're not shit and grabbed a spoon and through it at her and told her to give me her best shot, and she then got on the phone and was like "this asshole will not leave" so I drove home, cant believe I made it.
But you know how it goes fam, its just like that sometimes, I should of stuck to my instinct but I didn't
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I was at work, Compaq...we all gathered in the conference room to watch the events...as the 2nd plane hit I said "This is going to make a great movie"...the other folk got upset by my remarks and shouted things like "tell that to the families who have lost people today!!"
...still waiting for a decent movie about it...the ones I've seen so far have been crap.
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I bet you could get it for less than $10000 if you walked up to the real estate agent, looked him square in the eye, shook his hand properly, and just said "sir i'd like to only pay $7500 for this acre".
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will absolutely crush it, however the wave of faggots actually paying money to directly to whores on onlyfans and similar platforms implies that they're craving some kind of personal connection rather than just hypersexual imagery/stimulation.
will AI-generated pornography (ie. created to taste; whatever bizarre fantasy you can think of) and synthetic digital 'partners' completely take their place, or will it put a premium and create a market boom for camgirls?
ANSWER: It doesn't matter. Even if 'real' performers demand a premium, as soon as the technology is sufficiently advanced people will create AI performers and market them as humans, and nobody will be able to tell the difference. Supply will increase and nobody will be willing to pay the premium for an unknown quantity.
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the thing that concerns me most about the OP is the term 'biological hard drive' because that line of thinking implies very strongly that there are efforts underway for feds and tech companies to be able to read it
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Originally posted by Meikai
I thought you were a good commie boi. What happened to you, lanizzle?
I am, although Biden is a shit communist, socialist, hell he's even a pretty mediocre leftist even by American standards. After the DNC manage to fuck themselves hard on nominations two presidential elections in a row and learn absolutely nothing from the last four years the only thing left for me is to laugh at them and enjoy the schadenfreude of watching them pour vast amounts of wealth in to candidate "at least they're not trump" #2. The american leftist cause would be significantly advanced if someone bombed the DNC and managed to kill everyone involved.
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Originally posted by Solstice
Some people report that he still takes Adderall.
He most definitely is taking something. Biden too. I don't give a fuck. Give them large amounts of amphetamines and let them have at it. Do it on Joe Rogan like Trump wanted. If this debate isn't a total fucking shit show I will be disappointed. The last thing I want is for these people to get up on stage and discuss policy calmly and rationally. I want to see a fist fight. That is what 2020 needs. Strip them naked and give them daggers.
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I don't post much under my real name, or if I do, I delete it quickly afterwards. Most of the venues I post on are on fakebook but rather fringey. Still, the Jews know what I'm posting but the most controversial things I can remember posting lately have to do with local politics and implications that the premier was an evil crook and a local judge was a rapist
Also, how the fuck is Joe Biden "left wing?" He is much more likely to align with left wing causes and issues and give them lip service but damn is he an evil old bastard who loves to keep Tyrone down. At least he knows more about politics than Turnip.
Social media is so cancerous and divisive. The days when you could be punched in the face for sharing your opinion were how discourse should operate.
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Originally posted by Kev
by entering in a relationship with her, you are by definition subjugating yourself to her and all your civil rights.
under current law after the weinstein precedent, she can withdraw consent 10 years after the fact and get you thrown in prison for decades with no evidence required to convict you of the bogus crime.
what kind of a bitch made faggot values this over his own life?
Didnt seem this post.
You seem like a hiki tier loser now I shouldnt have even responded to
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