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Did LarryLegend get dumped by Squirrel?

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, or are they still friendly as boy & girl?
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    She's my woman now.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    fuck you you old bastard I told you I WAS NEXT!
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    They seem to have the strangest relationship off all the NIS relations
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yup
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    everyother woman Ive known online got shitty with me when they found the perfect mate ,,, not my girl doe she still buddy buddy wif me
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    opie wants some spanking material while in his car. and larry is gay so its like a fag hag kinda relationship just like how §m£ÂgØL got porked by the real boyfriend, their days are all at once but them you them if you know what I mean

    I used to be on dh and fucked so many sluts and a lot of them were either underage or just trying to get something while they're guy wasn't home.

    I had this one ho come hit me up awhile back saying she wants to hang.. and wants to just sleep before going to work but not sex will be involved and I was like hey thats fine just bring me an egg mcmuffin bitch, I've been up all night drinking and actually do want to sleep, so she brought the egg mcmuffin and I was watching something like "the cube" or "sign me up for santa fe" and I ate the egg mcmuffin and I guess what... actually fell asleep, and she woke me up and said she wanted me to fuck her and I told naaah fool I'm good I'm kinda tired, didn't you just want to come here to sleep? And she was like "you owe me for the mcmuffin" and I was like sure ill give 5 dollars if you leave now.

    A week later I called her up and she invited to her husbands place, I didn't know it at the time but it was really suspect, I knew what I'm there for, for having a really big dick, and she took it and we went to go shower and she told me I need to leave because its her husbands house lol and I told her no, I'm not leaving I came in you.. you're my bitch now, I'm sleeping on the couch and I didn't go to sleep I just watched south park and drank the guys booze for a few hours and ate his ambien and starting cooking a shef boy achie, all into the moment, you know?

    But then I knocked over a beer bottle on accident and she woke up and came out of her room, which was weird because she had a half bed.. I rather just sleep on the floor and she had an airmatress also, it was strange, and she was like what the fuck do think you're doing? and I was like Just making a snack just like that one you gave me, and she was like leave now and I was like no I'm not doing that I'm fucking drunk Ill leave in like 5 hours and she said I'll stab you if you don't leave and I was like You're not shit and grabbed a spoon and through it at her and told her to give me her best shot, and she then got on the phone and was like "this asshole will not leave" so I drove home, cant believe I made it.

    But you know how it goes fam, its just like that sometimes, I should of stuck to my instinct but I didn't
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    But yeah its kinda weird that opie is a love sick faggot so thats why he made this thread, the only girl in his life thats not actually in it. whimpy whimpy whimpers, you camps outside womens places sniffing the sliding screen glass door over pussaaay he will never get, but just cry about, the kind that makes your day undone all at once for you, he used to have one in his heart, he wants too be singed up for santa fe.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by POLECAT everyother woman Ive known online got shitty with me when they found the perfect mate ,,, not my girl doe she still buddy buddy wif me

    what was so perfect about them? you lacking in the bulge or something? I mean girls come and go thats just life lil stick bro.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sudo They seem to have the strangest relationship off all the NIS relations

    Ahhh yeah definitely and I want in on the deets of their relationship, this thread needs to keep going, narc sent me pictures of her for some weird reason, I was like I dont know this bitch lol
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby what was so perfect about them? you lacking in the bulge or something? I mean girls come and go thats just life lil stick bro.

    Not for those much more successful than you, Titty Boy.⚘
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT everyother woman Ive known online got shitty with me when they found the perfect mate ,,, not my girl doe she still buddy buddy wif me

    not Bossbabe
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Not for those much more successful than you, Titty Boy.⚘

    Oh okay, heard, I get it you're very successful and knows the lives of successful people, guy who lives out of his car, why don't you take a tip from larry instead of simping over some online bitch no one knows anything about except her picture, you weirdo.

    Like you dh fags are so funky that you obsess. over a girl on a defunct dating site and follow them here, while all at the same time not getting laid and sleeping in your car. You're a loser dude.
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  14. #14
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Larry prolly crying in the street. Everyone needs to understand that life is much better with the occasional one night stand. Plenty of ladies down for it.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Oh okay, heard, I get it you're very successful and knows the lives of successful people, guy who lives out of his car, why don't you take a tip from larry instead of simping over some online bitch no one knows anything about except her picture, you weirdo.

    🤣
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Oh okay, heard, I get it you're very successful and knows the lives of successful people, guy who lives out of his car, why don't you take a tip from larry instead of simping over some online bitch no one knows anything about except her picture, you weirdo.

    Like you dh fags are so funky that you obsess. over a girl on a defunct dating site and follow them here, while all at the same time not getting laid and sleeping in your car. You're a loser dude.

    Bonus version ^^ 👍
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Erekshun Larry prolly crying in the street. Everyone needs to understand that life is much better with the occasional one night stand. Plenty of ladies down for it.

    Sounds like you don't get laid much if you think occasional one night stands make your life so much better..

    ITT: FAGS THAT DONT GET LAID
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You obviously don't get around a lot if you think an occasional one night stand makes life better lol.. you be simpin I can tell.

    He got dumped by a fat broad on dh 5 years ago. Hasnt been with a woman since.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung not Bossbabe

    Does she even post here anymore? You're still stuck on that? lol
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung He got dumped by a fat broad on dh 5 years ago. Hasnt been with a woman since.

    Quit projecting I know you're talking about yourself
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