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2020-04-22 at 1:14 PM UTC in What happened to hydroxychloriquine?
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2020-04-22 at 1:36 PM UTC in Why is technologist such a naive moron?
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2020-04-22 at 12:27 PM UTC in south dakota meetup
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2020-04-22 at 12:29 PM UTC in RIP Diet Piano
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2020-04-22 at 2:39 AM UTC in Thread for crazy shit humans can do
This is fucking insane. Those engineers who go out onto the floating base of an oil rig to flip it over are brave as shit. -
2020-04-22 at 3:30 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?You should've heard my private show. This nigga broke a window
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2019-11-30 at 3:52 PM UTC in My dick was in the Guinness book of world records
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah for world's smallest penis also you hold the record for being the biggest bitch ass punk in history
You know, this reminds me of a joke.
Three guys are in a bar. First one goes, "I have really small arms. I bet I've got the world's smallest arms."
Second one goes, "Well I have a really small head. Might be the smallest one."
And the third guy goes, "I've got a pretty small dick. I bet it would break a world record."
The guys decide to go register at the Guinness records office.
First guy comes out, "Guys! I got the world record for the smallest arms!"
Second guy comes out, "Guys! I got the world record for the smallest head!"
Third guy comes stomping out and yells, "WHO THE FUCK IS SCRONALDO" -
2019-11-30 at 1:02 PM UTC in My dick was in the Guinness book of world recordsShortly after, they kicked me out of the library
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2020-04-21 at 7:49 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Death to all non mexicans haha
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2020-04-22 at 12:27 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Why did you use self gratifying as an insult. That is literally something everyone does. It doesn't mean 'attention whore' or 'conceited' like you seem to think it does.
How embarrassing it must be to fail at the one and only language you speak. -
2020-04-22 at 12:44 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-04-20 at 1:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-04-21 at 8:32 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-04-21 at 8:33 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Happy Easter guys
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2020-04-21 at 4:32 PM UTC in At 2 in the morning, At the motel across from me, I saw female nigger get arrested by 3 cops...
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2020-04-21 at 8:41 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-03-17 at 5:17 PM UTC in Best NIS BoobiesTechnologist for sure. Those motherfuckers beat cancer.
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2020-04-21 at 8:45 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Bill Krozby No you don't. Literally nobody even thinks about Austin. Not for pizza or anything else.
-§m£ÂgØL
Pretty sure people do considering its the capital of live music in the world and one of the fastest growing cities in the world.. so …
Nah nobody has even heard of it. It's an insignificant city.
Not that you'll ever travel abroad but if you do.. Tell people you're from Texas, not Austin.
Chicago, now there's a city everyone knows. -
2020-04-20 at 1:06 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-04-19 at 11:15 PM UTC in can someone translate dis spanish for me
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you see §m£ÂgØL, this is people who multi lingual.
I understood it. That's why i said it's right ring propaganda. It's a fake image that's been passed around trying to make it look like a cartel member took a picture of a sleeping guy to post as a dead enemy of the cartel. It's like "If you fuck around in our territory you will end up like this guy."
Also Casper got some of it wrong but his Spanish is pretty good. Brincar las trancas is essentially just 'acting up' and probably just means some action against the cartel. His interpretation of puto is probably wrong in the circumstances and is just more of a general insult and not anything relating to homosexuality. Think something like 'Fuckers.' ATTE is basically like "Sincerely" at the end of a letter, and does not mean attention. The full word is Attentamente.