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Thanked Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Fuck you
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  2. Originally posted by Stopffs Thank you
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    Yeah okay. You win.



    Left ass cheek available to the first person who can draw me a GOOD drawing of a duck. Signed and dated. I will write whatever you want up to 10 characters. Limited time offer. Available only until 5pm Central Standard Time on 4-27-20.
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  3. Bring it on. Give me my thanks. You know you want to see it.
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  4. Originally posted by Technologist Erectus

    I remember i had a very serious English teacher in, idk, 10th grade or something. Hardly smiled. I think she hated us.

    One time on the way out of class I heard someone tell a joke about Homo Erectus. I turn around and my teacher is turning RED holding in a laugh as me and these last students leave her classroom. I dont think anyone would believe me if i told them i saw her laughing at a dick joke.
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  5. GUEY
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  6. Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t What will I get for 25 unthanks?

    idk u wanna see a cool fossil i found on the beach?
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  7. I'm peeing as we speak
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  8. Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t no, not gay. But I do enjoy a sexy lady from time to time

    Time to time, like 12pm to 1pm?

    Let me know as I am a sexy lady and can arrange this. I just changed genders this morning.
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  9. Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Listen here you cockbiter, it is what I say it is. Ive got the tits this crowd … probably the smallest but I'm the only one who is suppose to have tits

    WOW. OKAY. You know what, we can disagree and still be civil. You didn't have to call me a cock biter.

    Now nobody is gonna let me suck their dick :(
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  10. Its still only 7:28 in military time... You guys are dumb
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  11. Originally posted by CASPER Lol yeah Mexico fucking hates illegals

    Gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside wheni realize everyone hates everyone

    I have a kinda cool story about this.

    My uncle was a priest in this small town that was the last stop of a railroad track. The town is literally named for it but I'm not going to post it. Anyway, all the illegal immigrants from south america would end up at this town. A lot of them end up in small towns because it's easier to find work than in a city where you are more liable to be asked for papers or run into cops. And Mexican cops do not fuck around. Illegal immigrants have been beaten and killed by Mexican authorities before. It's brutal.

    So the illegal population in that town boomed, and fights started breaking out. One illegal immigrant ended up shooting someone in the town because they were fucking with his kids. Knocked on the door and shot him apparently. It became really cliquey. Like towns people vs immigrants. There were lots of fights and at one point there was cartel shooting guns in the air outside the homes of immigrants.

    Then my uncle comes in to be priest of this town. He builds a school, a new church, a plaza, and housing for the homeless or anyone who needs a place to stay in town. It's connected to the church.

    Manages to get the fighting in the town to stop by gathering both groups at mass and getting individuals to talk it out. Does this for 30 years. Now there is no more tension in that town. The immigrants stayed and had families and mixed with the locals and everybody realized that in the end it didn't matter where you were from. Because as long as you spoke Spanish, you were a part of the master race.
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  12. Originally posted by DontTellEm Right. I'm judging u from ur posts. Bullshit faggot



    Yeah well I'm judging you on your posts and the way you look. That is to say, you both post and look like a pile of shit. Literally. I could paste a silhouette of shit right now and it would align perfectly with the rolling hills of your fat folds.
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  13. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    TFW you have to meet world leaders but you're undergoing mitosis
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  14. Originally posted by CASPER Its where you lay flat in the t pose with ur dick sticking straight up, and with your arms out u tilt side to side and go ZOOOOOOOOOOM SHHHHHHWWWWIIIIIIIPPPPPPSHEEEEEEEEWWWWWW

    You have it all wrong.

    You sit down on the floor and the other dude hangs his balls above you. Then he says:


    "Ladies & Gentlemen! The safety instruction card is in the pocket of the seat in front of you. Please read it. It shows you the equipment carried on this aircraft for your safety.

    A life jacket is in the pocket under your seat. To put it on, place it over your head. Clip on the waistband and pull it tight. Please do not inflate it while you are still inside the aircraft. An evacuation slide and life raft is at each door. Your crew will direct you to your door. Additional emergency exits are shown on the leaflet.

    In case of emergency, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you. Please pull the mask down toward your face and place the mask over your mouth and nose. If you are traveling with a child, please attend to yourself first, then the child. Breathe normally, adjust the headband to suit yourself."


    Then you grab his balls and breathe deep, soldier.
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  15. also can you imagine how cool the hyperbolic time chamber would be

    On your day off from work you can go in there and spend a year doing whatever the fuck you want, then just come back like nothing.
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  17. Truth = whatever Donald Trump says

    Science = liberal bullshit

    Any questions?
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  18. God this one is bad

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  19. Originally posted by DontTellEm Consider that photo current. Lol that is me.

    LOL

    You look like a cashier. But not a Walmart one like a dollar tree cashier.
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  20. Originally posted by Cathay Coof Who the fuck are you on about "we", mehican.

    Yeah, a Mexican with native American citizenship ;)

    Now who are you, brit? Shouldn't you be brushing your teeth or dying of plague or something. Lmaoo
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