My dick was in the Guinness book of world records

1. 2019-11-30 at 1:02 PM UTC

   #1
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Shortly after, they kicked me out of the library
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   • ORACLE, 
   • aldra
2. 2019-11-30 at 1:51 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Yeah for world's smallest penis also you hold the record for being the biggest bitch ass punk in history
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3. 2019-11-30 at 3:52 PM UTC

   #3
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah for world's smallest penis also you hold the record for being the biggest bitch ass punk in history

   
   You know, this reminds me of a joke.
   
   Three guys are in a bar. First one goes, "I have really small arms. I bet I've got the world's smallest arms."
   
   Second one goes, "Well I have a really small head. Might be the smallest one."
   
   And the third guy goes, "I've got a pretty small dick. I bet it would break a world record."
   
   The guys decide to go register at the Guinness records office.
   
   First guy comes out, "Guys! I got the world record for the smallest arms!"
   
   Second guy comes out, "Guys! I got the world record for the smallest head!"
   
   Third guy comes stomping out and yells, "WHO THE FUCK IS SCRONALDO"
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4. 2019-11-30 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #4
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   My name is Peter Zlykeowsky you must have me confused with another plural
5. 2019-11-30 at 8:32 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My name is Peter Zlykeowsky you must have me confused with another plural

   
   I must
6. 2020-04-22 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   bump
7. 2020-04-22 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #7
   Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
   OP is a tiny dicked moron who thinks he can hear sound above the 20hz range
8. 2020-04-22 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #8
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Shortly after, they kicked me out of the library

   
   better than the librarian slamming the book shut
9. 2020-04-22 at 5:34 AM UTC

   #9
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   lol OP has a tiny dick
10. 2020-04-22 at 11:59 AM UTC

    #10
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra better than the librarian slamming the book shut

    
    They keep telling me to pay my late fees but its not my fault I have ED
11. 2020-04-22 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Shortly

    
    No surprises then.