Originally posted by mmQ
Or we will figure out a way to transplant our insides with the insides of the giant tortoises that never die.
They'll just do a brain transplant between you and a tortoise. Go live be free.
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Giant, SEXY, immortal tortoises
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Yes, pregnant women and 75yr old people are climbing trees and then dropping 30ft all the time…
Yes they’re also running around raping and killing people that’s why we built the damn thing right lmao
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Mexico triggered the US into building a stupid pathetic wall. Fucking USA. Triggered little bitch.
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Looks like that digger is pushing it lol. Also looks like it's made of wood.
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2020-01-30 at 1:55 PM UTC
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What do you do for a living?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Operations Manager is my official title but I do pretty much a bit of everything including designing our products (It's an OEM), punishing the underlings, hiring/firing, dealing with suppliers/customers, negotiating contracts with companies like Disney, interfacing with our partner company in Taiwan (aka: slapping the yellow fuckers around when they fuck up) etc etc.
… generally running the place while the boss is off playing with the bears at his 3rd house on Lake Tahoe.
Oh and I post on NIS (and other sites) a lot because I'm so efficient at my job.
*files away in PI folder*
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2020-01-30 at 12:36 PM UTC
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Dump idiot Trump
^^^Such ignorance. It’s ok, you’ll survive. Grow up and become an adult, that is if you know how to.😁
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i wont do intravenous drugs
please dont do intravenous drugs
i'll sip a brew
while im hangin with the buds
but we wont do intravenous drugs
i'll smoke a cigarette
aint nothin wrong with that
eat a burger
everyday of my life
but when it comes to my precious veins
thats where i refrain, that's where i abstain
cause a man
in life, has to draw the line
thats why i wont do intravenous drugs
please dont do intravenous drugs
watch me papa poppa caplet
in my mouth or in my butt
jus to prove I don't do intravenous drugs
Oh you could smoke some crack
From that, there's not much turning back
But I bet, you'll make it through the night!
But if you get yourself a needle and you muck up your blood
Your blood can't say when enough is enough
And you'll never, get a chance to make things right!
thats why i wont do intravenous drugs
please dont do intravenous drugs
watch me, momma poppa caplet
in my mouth or in my butt
just to prove I don't need intravenous drugs
Thank you, i plagiarized it myself.
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Originally posted by Octavian
Oh yeah you get paid more over here the more sick you are. You actually get paid extra for being an alcoholic.
Like, wtf?
Welp. That settles that. I'm moving there.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Like when hts sucked scrons dick on cam that time
I'm going to throw up.
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Originally posted by mmQ
What type of youtube vids do you watch? Do you just go down your recommended and then the ensuing wermhole?
Biographics, history, (Ancient Egypt, WW2.)
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Why are you in a job
Hotel
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2020-01-30 at 6:57 AM UTC
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Artists you want to see live
.
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2020-01-30 at 6:56 AM UTC
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GTA IV appreciation thread
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2020-01-30 at 2:17 AM UTC
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Artists you want to see live
Nickleback
Creed
Elton John
Imagine Dragons
Chootie and the Blowfish
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2020-01-30 at 2:11 AM UTC
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My corona disease
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2020-01-30 at 2:01 AM UTC
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My corona disease
Originally posted by 血腥的卫生棉条
嚼妈妈的脏尿布
Shut the fuck up.
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Why does Krotz keep spammijg his shitty music in hia threads, he honestly thinks someone will br miserable and bored enough to listen to them
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Haha I'm glad you're wasting her money.
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Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
id much rather live like leonardo dicaprio in titanic and even be a street artist selling my shit on some ship from day to day life and really living than that shitty character in the suit.
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