People that are too stupid to work the system are useless. Police interactions are very easy to get out of. Police don't want to arrest anyone, they don't want to find any cocaine on you so don't carry it on you
Police arrest idiots and retards that are too stupid to hide their illegal activities. Breaking the law is fine, that's why cops troll you and say "are you sorry you did it or are you sorry you got caught"
Except wariat he was framed by Joseph Roisman and Darren Kerr
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2019-11-25 at 5:39 PM UTC
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Peach Cobbler
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African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Originally posted by CASPER
My mom makes literally the best peach cobbler ever. Idk if i wanna share the recipe tho its special.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Been saying the whole time that Barr and Durham are corrupt to the core. Deep state lapdogs, who will sell their own country out just to stay in the elite butt-buddy gang. Barr is good buddies with Joe Biden and top Democrat Leahy and they go way back. Just a cabal of incestuous criminals and sellouts. In fact, it was deep state cleanup specialist Durham himself who was assigned the CIA torture file by the corrupt AG Eric Holder, and buried the whole thing for him with no charges filed, even though there was a literal mountain of direct and damning evidence of heinous crimes and obstruction of justice and destruction of evidence and evidence tampering committed at the highest levels of the CIA, and also a flood of direct eyewitnesses to the crimes. America is now nothing more than a banana republic, run by despots, crooks, liars, thieves and traitors. Justice died. Now, it's Just Us.
"If they don't agree with Trump they're just good buddies with corrupt Bill and Hilly"
Originally posted by -SpectraL
America is now nothing more than a banana republic, run by despots, crooks, liars, thieves and traitors. Justice died. Now, it's Just Us.
Yes. People have been calling the current administration out for a while now.
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2019-11-25 at 2:13 PM UTC
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§m£ÂgØL has a phat penis
Originally posted by -SpectraL
You've seen it?
We're long past the point of seeing buddy.
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2019-11-25 at 10:27 AM UTC
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§m£ÂgØL has a phat penis
I just wanted people to know
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Originally posted by Rrr
Ive been watching snuff movies and chain fapping like 4 times every day. I think i finally lost it from the social isolation, i aspire to self-discover a new schizophrenia subtype
Congrats. You're the new Malice.
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2019-11-25 at 5:19 AM UTC
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Fuck Me? Fuck You?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I'm gonna go back to watching American History X now.
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Originally posted by CASPER
Im bored. Can we just make Pence president already so everyone will b happy?
Impeachment without removal is the power play. The Senate is going to stab themselves in the balls.
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2019-11-24 at 6:24 PM UTC
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The Lanny
I'm gonna have this professionally printed and framed
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2019-11-24 at 4:55 PM UTC
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Chicken Run
Y'all mothafuckas ever see this shit
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Space X is going to be obsolete when the Navy releases their inertial mass reduction device.
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i just spent 20 dollers at FIVE GUYS HAMBURGER COMPANY, you know when i was a boy and George Bush was president I could get a real American fast food meal for 5 bucks. Ah well, the Dems ruin everything.
i cant even eat all these fries its like a half gallon of fries and im just a wittle guy with a wittle tumtum
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I’ve had some good burgers in my time.
I love a good Swiss, melted Swiss cheese and mushrooms, roasted mushrooms, and caramelized onions on a burger.
That is hot stuff.
You can get that at a number of different places.
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2019-11-16 at 7:43 PM UTC
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Trump is going down.
Originally posted by iam_asiam68
looks like obummers 8 years set a good pattern that became hard to break!!
but we all know the real highlight during obummers tenure was his police shooting suspects MAFIA STYLE with people live streaming and taping it!!
i notice that has been corrected from what obummer created!!
Yes. First you claimed school shootings are non existent, now you say it must be because Obama. Lol fuckin warp that reality Trump cheerleader.
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2019-10-22 at 10:14 PM UTC
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Giving up on this book
"The first cigarette of the morning is the best," Wren said. "That's the one that wakes you up. It's the only cigarette that matters."
"Well..." Sudo paused to take a puff. "What about the second and third cigarette? Those are pretty good too. And the last one's not bad either."
"Oh the last one's the worst."
"The worst?" Sudo questioned.
"The worst," he reiterated. "The last cigarette of the day is truly a dreaded thing. It's the tired cap to yet another night on this awful fucking planet. But the first? The first cigarette has hope. You can step outside and think of things like: 'Maybe it'll get better today. Maybe today I'll quit smoking. Maybe today I'll meet the girl of my dreams'. The last cigarette has no maybes. It's cold and dark and depressing, and there's no hope of quitting with it. There's no hope of anything."
"Yeah, okay," Sudo said. His face flickered with orange as Wren struggled to light another cigarette. They had been smoking all night.
"The second is alright though. Third one too. It's just that last one I don't like." Wren stared down at the floor. A cat meowed in the distance. "Hey, can you pass me another beer?"
"Sure."
The two sat for some time, contemplating which cigarette of the night would be their last. Wren hoped to at least get another five in.
"Hey I think it's happening," Sudo said. "Look."
Wren half-sat out of his chair, glancing briefly at the sky beyond the window. "Oh yeah, it's happening alright. Pass me the lighter would you?"
"How long do you think it's going to take?"
"I don't know."
"Really though, how long?" Sudo asked. "An hour, two?" The sky was quickly turning to a vibrant yellow. Wren stood up to close the curtain.
"I think less than that. Maybe just a few more lines of dialogue. I was watching the news this morning and they said it could be a matter of seconds."
"Oh. Okay." The thought of having a beer passed briefly through Sudo's head, but he had already decided that he wouldn't. It was best to stay in Allah's good graces during these final moments.
"So is there anything you want to talk about? Anything at all?" Sudo wiped the sweat from his brow. The room was getting hotter.
"No," Wren said, taking a long pull from his diminishing cigarette. "I think this is it though."
"Is it?"
"Yeah," he said, scratching at his beard. "Well, no. One more. I'll have one more. You have that lighter again?"
"Sure man. Anything." Sudo handed over the lighter, wishing it was a BIC. Why hadn't they gotten a BIC?
Wren cupped his hands over the faithful stick and took a drag, making the room glow orange for the last time, as they drifted slowly, but surely, into the sun.
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Folks, with almost 40,000 posts, we know he only fucks with the occasional fatty.
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2019-10-17 at 8:25 PM UTC
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Dump idiot Trump
Fifty two percent of Americans support removing President Trump from office through impeachment, according to a new poll by Gallup.
This is the highest level of support found for removing Trump since the Ukraine scandal broke. In fact, backing for Trump’s impeachment has far surpassed the public support for the impeachment of President Bill Clinton, and is edging into territory not seen since the 1970s, when Nixon stepped down from the presidency after support for impeachment spiked at 58 percent. “The level of support for Trump being impeached and removed,” Gallup reports, “is higher than it was for Nixon in all but the final poll before he resigned.”
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